Tight, unwelcoming, virginWhat 3 words best describes your but hole?
Just average I guess, not trimmed but I’m not a very hairy guy generally so just normal.How hairy is your crotch?
With my fingers? No idea, I did put a peg on one once just to see what I was actually doing to people….5-6 years ago give or take.When was the last time you pinched your own nipple?
Lol pretty sure I’ve never done that, unless it was a single slap for some silly reason.When was the last time you smacked your own ass?
Sand storm, it sounds a lot cleaner lol. I don’t much like swimming in the sea, let alone scooping all the fis up then using myself to the streets clean in some 3rd world dump….not to mention overwhelming their sewer system1. Which is better England or Wales, and why is it Wales?
Lol, I guess Wales might be more relaxing, but only because you’ve got us to make all the grown up decisions for you, otherwise far to many hills.
2. If you had to be a sand storm or a tsunami which would you be and why?
Depends what age, the earliest show I can remember being my favourite was Charlton and the Wheelies, but I must have watched Star Wars way more times than I’ve seen anything else.3. What was your favourite childhood movie/show?
Crime thriller I guess.4. What is your favourite genre of movie?
Definitely, as soon as we get rid of Scotland we can just have a red flag with a big white cannabis leaf on it.5. If you had to redesign the English flag, could you create something more interesting?
Poker6. What is your current favourite hobby?
To watch cricket, pool to play1. What is your favorite sport?
Trying to figure out “who done it”2. What is your favorite thing about crime thriller?
Winning money lol.3. What do you like about poker most?
Elephant4. What is What is your favorite animal?
They want to go anyway, let them5. Why do you say get rid of Scotland?
The high creeping throughout my brain and body when I smoke weed for the first time in a few days.6. What is your favorite sensation?
Roll a jointWhat’s something you’ve done so many times, you could do it with your eyes closed?
Not much that I can think of, drawing a blankWhat instantly makes you feel like a child again?
Worm foodWhat do you think happens after we die, if anything?
I don’t think so, texted people thanks but not writtenHave you ever written a thank-you note?
Obviously a drop dead gorgeous girl for company, candlelight in the corner of a good but empty restaurant, white wine plus a large glass of Coke, well done fillet steak, home cut chips, crispy on the outside and fluffy in the middle, breadcrumbed onion rings. Grilled tomato and a basic side salad, just like lettuce, tomato, onion and a little dressing. Dessert probably chocolate fudge cake and custard. View of the ocean through the window and probably just some soft local music that’s not distracting, Greek or Spanish maybe.What is your perfect meal? Describe it—everything from the company to the setting to the music to, of course, the food.
NatureWhat are people not grateful enough for?
Not having any CokeWhat is the smallest thing that can ruin your day?
Not great lately, broke, miserable and banging my head against a brick wall trying to get any help to resolve the problems.How are you? Like, really?
It’s not looking likely now, no, I don’t even have any boring plans until I can get this damn house soldDo you have any exciting plans for the summer?
Nope, haven’t read a book for 20 years but I do intend to buy and read The Book of Murder by Matt Murphy very soon.Are you currently reading a book? What is it?
None as I don’t have a TV licence at the moment lol, following several YouTube channels instead, mostly Defence Diaries, Courtroom Confidential and True crime with the Sarge.What series/TV show are you currently watching?
I dread to think, I’ll have to look, I know there’s a big ass bag of chickens feet in the freezerWhat is the weirdest thing in your fridge right now?
My little boy is the only person I ever high five and not for any special reason, whatever I last told him well done for probably. The only adults I think I’ve ever high fived were the Ukranian girls that were staying, that seemed kinda weird but it was their thingWhen is the last time you were given a high five and what were the circumstances?