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Time to spill the beans

Lmao, I was just gonna go for Sixtus IV, the horny little shit…..then I remembered…..Lauren Pope wins it by a collar.

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What 3 words best describes your but hole?
How hairy is your crotch?
When was the last time you pinched your own nipple?
When was the last time you smacked your own ass?
 
What 3 words best describes your but hole?
Tight, unwelcoming, virgin
How hairy is your crotch?
Just average I guess, not trimmed but I’m not a very hairy guy generally so just normal.
When was the last time you pinched your own nipple?
With my fingers? No idea, I did put a peg on one once just to see what I was actually doing to people….5-6 years ago give or take.
When was the last time you smacked your own ass?
Lol pretty sure I’ve never done that, unless it was a single slap for some silly reason.
 
1. Which is better England or Wales, and why is it Wales? :P
2. If you had to be a sand storm or a tsunami which would you be and why?
3. What was your favourite childhood movie/show?
4. What is your favourite genre of movie?
5. If you had to redesign the English flag, could you create something more interesting?
6. What is your current favourite hobby?
 
1. Which is better England or Wales, and why is it Wales? :P
Lol, I guess Wales might be more relaxing, but only because you’ve got us to make all the grown up decisions for you, otherwise far to many hills.

2. If you had to be a sand storm or a tsunami which would you be and why?
Sand storm, it sounds a lot cleaner lol. I don’t much like swimming in the sea, let alone scooping all the fis up then using myself to the streets clean in some 3rd world dump….not to mention overwhelming their sewer system

3. What was your favourite childhood movie/show?
Depends what age, the earliest show I can remember being my favourite was Charlton and the Wheelies, but I must have watched Star Wars way more times than I’ve seen anything else.
4. What is your favourite genre of movie?
Crime thriller I guess.
5. If you had to redesign the English flag, could you create something more interesting?
Definitely, as soon as we get rid of Scotland we can just have a red flag with a big white cannabis leaf on it.
6. What is your current favourite hobby?
Poker
 
1. What is your favorite sport?
2. What is your favorite thing about crime thriller?
3. What do you like about poker most?
4. What is What is your favorite animal?
5. Why do you say get rid of Scotland?
6. What is your favorite sensation?
 
1. What is your favorite sport?
To watch cricket, pool to play
2. What is your favorite thing about crime thriller?
Trying to figure out “who done it”
3. What do you like about poker most?
Winning money lol.
4. What is What is your favorite animal?
Elephant
5. Why do you say get rid of Scotland?
They want to go anyway, let them 🤷‍♂️
6. What is your favorite sensation?
The high creeping throughout my brain and body when I smoke weed for the first time in a few days.
 
What’s something you’ve done so many times, you could do it with your eyes closed?

What instantly makes you feel like a child again?

What do you think happens after we die, if anything?

Have you ever written a thank-you note?

What is your perfect meal? Describe it—everything from the company to the setting to the music to, of course, the food.

What are people not grateful enough for?

What is the smallest thing that can ruin your day?
 
How are you? Like, really?
Do you have any exciting plans for the summer?
Are you currently reading a book? What is it?
What series/TV show are you currently watching?
What is the weirdest thing in your fridge right now?
When is the last time you were given a high five and what were the circumstances?
 
What’s something you’ve done so many times, you could do it with your eyes closed?
Roll a joint
What instantly makes you feel like a child again?
Not much that I can think of, drawing a blank
What do you think happens after we die, if anything?
Worm food
Have you ever written a thank-you note?
I don’t think so, texted people thanks but not written
What is your perfect meal? Describe it—everything from the company to the setting to the music to, of course, the food.
Obviously a drop dead gorgeous girl for company, candlelight in the corner of a good but empty restaurant, white wine plus a large glass of Coke, well done fillet steak, home cut chips, crispy on the outside and fluffy in the middle, breadcrumbed onion rings. Grilled tomato and a basic side salad, just like lettuce, tomato, onion and a little dressing. Dessert probably chocolate fudge cake and custard. View of the ocean through the window and probably just some soft local music that’s not distracting, Greek or Spanish maybe.
What are people not grateful enough for?
Nature
What is the smallest thing that can ruin your day?
Not having any Coke
 
How are you? Like, really?
Not great lately, broke, miserable and banging my head against a brick wall trying to get any help to resolve the problems.
Do you have any exciting plans for the summer?
It’s not looking likely now, no, I don’t even have any boring plans until I can get this damn house sold
Are you currently reading a book? What is it?
Nope, haven’t read a book for 20 years but I do intend to buy and read The Book of Murder by Matt Murphy very soon.
What series/TV show are you currently watching?
None as I don’t have a TV licence at the moment lol, following several YouTube channels instead, mostly Defence Diaries, Courtroom Confidential and True crime with the Sarge.
What is the weirdest thing in your fridge right now?
I dread to think, I’ll have to look, I know there’s a big ass bag of chickens feet in the freezer 🤢
When is the last time you were given a high five and what were the circumstances?
My little boy is the only person I ever high five and not for any special reason, whatever I last told him well done for probably. The only adults I think I’ve ever high fived were the Ukranian girls that were staying, that seemed kinda weird but it was their thing 🤷‍♂️
 
When is the last time you did the following things, and describe the circumstances:
a) peed your pants
b) farted
c) tasted cum
d) had an orgasm
e) ordered something online
f) laughed out loud
g) answered your phone to somebody not in your contacts
h) bought and/or received flowers
i) fell asleep somewhere not in a bed
j) forgot something important
k) ruined an orgasm
l) tried a new kink
m) cursed
 
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