Time to spill the beans

[Masterfulsensation]

1. What music do you like?

Nothing unusual or specific. 90’s music is my era so I often listen to that. Guns n Roses I was really into as a teen, then moved onto rave tracks. I Also like modern R&B, dance, some hip hip, mostly just the commercial hits I find catchy.

2. What is your favorite art form?

I don’t have an artistic bone in my body so can only answer as a consumer. Dance maybe or detailed, realistic painting. I also have a soft spot for wood carving as my Dad was good at it.

3. What is your spirit animal?

Orang Utan

4. Do you know someone personally who has a disability?

One of my close friends when I was 16-20 had one leg from a motorcycle accident, haven’t seen him in years now though. And another close friend now has a girlfriend with a non verbal, autistic daughter. I’m getting fairly close with a lady in prison in America who had a terrible car accident, I’m only really now learning about what long term problems she has from it. Those are the most obvious ones I can think of but I know plenty of people with some kind of psychological issue.

5. What is your favorite pasta shape?

Spaghetti, though my favourite pasta dish is lasagne so maybe I should say sheets, but no idea what else you could do with them lol

 

[Butterfly]

1. If you could design a "kink themed" amusement part ride, what would it entail?
2. What's the most unexpected item you've repurposed as a pleasure device?
3. If your favorite kink were a flavor, how would describe its taste?
4. If you could live out a scene from any movie, with a kinky twist, which would it be?
5. Have you ever had a 'kink fail' moment that turned into a comedy of errors?
6. Have you ever had a moment where your pet interrupted a scene in an amusing way?
7. What's the most unusual place you've ever had a scene or session?

 

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Have you ever tasted your own pee?
Have you ever jerked off in a public bathroom?
Have you ever licked a public toilet?
Have you ever licked a urinal?
Have you ever licked your own toilet?
Have you ever ate anything while you are actively pooping?
Have you ever pee in a bottle than kept the bottle of pee for a extended amount of time?
Have you ever peed in your car? Someone else's car?
Have you ever sniffed a strangers dirty underwear?

 

[Masterfulsensation]

Have you ever tasted your own pee?

No, certainly not intentionally or that I can remember, I’m guessing it’s similar to sweat but a bit stronger so I feel like I can imagine it lol.

Have you ever jerked off in a public bathroom?

I don’t even use public toilets unless there’s no possible alternative so I don’t think so, I have a couple of times in bathrooms that were in other peoples houses where I was working when I was younger though.

Have you ever licked a public toilet?

Fuck no

Have you ever licked a urinal?

Fuck no

Have you ever licked your own toilet?

No

Have you ever ate anything while you are actively pooping?

Probably if I was already eating it, there was only a couple of bites left and I had to go quickly.

Have you ever pee in a bottle than kept the bottle of pee for an extended amount of time?

I can only remember peeing in a bottle once, stuck in heavy traffic in London with no chance of finding anywhere else in time, it probably stayed in the van a few hours until I had chance to chuck it out the window. Used to often find bottles in vans other people had just left there though.

Have you ever peed in your car? Someone else's car?

As above, not a car but a work van

Have you ever sniffed a strangers dirty underwear?

Nope lol, not even a girlfriend’s I don’t think. I have OCD so don’t really desire to do these things much lol. I am slightly curious about pee play but it would have to be the right girl to actually try it.

 

[picaboo]

Have you ever covered you naked body in the blood of freshly killed animal and than used it's body parts to sexually pleasure yourself?

 

[Masterfulsensation]

1. If you could design a "kink themed" amusement part ride, what would it entail?

Probably a rollercoaster, you’d be sitting in sperm shaped cars, secured by wrist and ankle cuffs instead of any safety bars, where you started by getting taken up high, then plunged straight down into a wide open pussy then through tunnels decorated like the insides of fallopian tubes.

2. What's the most unexpected item you've repurposed as a pleasure device?

I don’t remember these things much, a curtain rail maybe

3. If your favorite kink were a flavor, how would describe its taste?

Spicy, chilli flavoured popping candy

4. If you could live out a scene from any movie, with a kinky twist, which would it be?

The opening OZ scene from the Wizard of Oz, so much potential with those Munchkins

5. Have you ever had a 'kink fail' moment that turned into a comedy of errors?

Not that springs to mind

6. Have you ever had a moment where your pet interrupted a scene in an amusing way?

No

7. What's the most unusual place you've ever had a scene or session?

Well sex, not a scene or kink really, beach in Phuket with people walking past just feet away or Heathrow short term parking

 

[Masterfulsensation]

Have you ever covered you naked body in the blood of freshly killed animal and than used it's body parts to sexually pleasure yourself?

Lol it might shock you to learn but not yet, wanna try? I met a crocodile I’m pretty sure was planning something very similar with me though

 

[Butterfly]

1. Do you think humanity will go extinct? How and when do you think it will happen?
2. Is there a problem or situation for which you could use some advice?
3. Has your gut feeling or first impression about something ever been wrong?
4. What is your catchphrase, or something you find yourself saying often?
5. At a party, are you the social butterfly who chats with everyone, the intense conversationalist who gets really deep with someone, the person who showed up for the snacks, the person getting drunk, the person dancing, the host, the person hanging around the edges and not talking much, or someone else?
6. A stranger is inhabiting your body for the day. What are some tips you’d give them?
7. Are you currently waiting for something? What are you waiting for? What are the best and worst possible scenarios?
8. Is there someone you knew once but have lost touch with? What happened? Do you know where they are now?
9. What is something you love, but can’t recommend to anyone you know because you know they won’t like it?
10. Who was your childhood hero? Do you still look up to them? Why or why not?

 

[Masterfulsensation]

1. Do you think humanity will go extinct? How and when do you think it will happen?

Well there’s no question our sun will eventually explode and we don’t have anywhere near long enough lifespans to travel beyond our solar system to populate a new planet. Personally I think it will be a miracle if we’re still here in 200 years, the constant increase in population will cause more and more unrest, riots and overthrow governments. It’s only a matter of time before some total psycho gains control of a nuclear arsenal and that will be that.

2. Is there a problem or situation for which you could use some advice?

Definitely, my current legal battle with my ex, considering I can’t get a solicitor to help me….thank God she hasn’t got control of any nukes.

3. Has your gut feeling or first impression about something ever been wrong?

Probably but not often, I’d say that Pride in Amsterdam, thought it was going to be a nightmare when I first realised we were walking right into it, it turned out to be an absolute blast though.

4. What is your catchphrase, or something you find yourself saying often?

Hang on, just let me roll a joint first

5. At a party, are you the social butterfly who chats with everyone, the intense conversationalist who gets really deep with someone, the person who showed up for the snacks, the person getting drunk, the person dancing, the host, the person hanging around the edges and not talking much, or someone else?

That very much depends on how many people there I know, if I don’t know many I’ll be quietly hanging around the edges hoping for an intense conversation while I try and think of an excuse to leave. If I know more people I’ll be the one sitting outside getting drunk and stoned with whoever else I can grab that smokes.

6. A stranger is inhabiting your body for the day. What are some tips you’d give them?

Pre book yourself some good therapy and get blind drunk first, if you’re lucky you’ll have no memory of it afterwards.

7. Are you currently waiting for something? What are you waiting for? What are the best and worst possible scenarios?

I’m waiting for a “surprise” letter from a girl I’m talking to in Perryville prison, I imagine it’s a homemade birthday card. Best case scenario is probably a really lovely message inside, worst case it gets lost in the post.

8. Is there someone you knew once but have lost touch with? What happened? Do you know where they are now?

Loads of people, most of them in fact lol. In most cases I probably got bored and stop bothering to stay in touch, I often reject friend requests on FB because I just can’t be assed to reconnect with whoever has sent it. As for where they are, some I do, some I don’t, I can’t think of anyone I wish I was still talking with but can’t find.

9. What is something you love, but can’t recommend to anyone you know because you know they won’t like itI

Well whatever it is there would be at least some people I know that would like it, I know a wide variety of people lol. I don’t see me recommending bondage or orgasm control to anyone beyond the online kink world but can’t see me going as far as saying I “can’t” tell them either, because I really don’t care what anyone other than my kids think of me.

10. Who was your childhood hero? Do you still look up to them? Why or why not?

I don’t think I’ve ever had a hero or anyone I want to be like.

 

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Do you think Jeffrey Dahmer was justified because he was hungry and just wanted a little snacky snack?

 

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Out of all the kinky wonderland mods and admins who do you think pees the loudest?

 

[Masterfulsensation]

Do you think Jeffrey Dahmer was justified because he was hungry and just wanted a little snacky snack?

He’s not my favourite serial killer, he was an asshole all through his life, even if you ignore his murders, not justified no but gotta give a bit of credit for not being wasteful and making the best use he could out of his victims. You should look up Armin Meiwas if you’re interested in someone that wanted snacky snacks

 

[Masterfulsensation]

Out of all the kinky wonderland mods and admins who do you think pees the loudest?

Inkwarden, he has the the height advantage up there in the clouds, I’ve heard some fucking loud thunder storms in the past.

 

[picaboo]

Are you a loud pisser?
Do you pee loudly at certain times of days than others?
Does your pee smell bad?
On average how yellow is your pee?

 

[Masterfulsensation]

Are you a loud pisser?

Not really I don’t think

Do you pee loudly at certain times of days than others?

No but at different levels of desperation and probably alcohol consumption

Does your pee smell bad?

It smells just like……pee….so not very pleasant

On average how yellow is your pee?

Probably a good solid amber considering I only drink Coke

 

[Butterfly]

1. If you got to choose your real name, what would it be and why?
2. When you were a child, what name did you give your favorite stuffed animal or toy?
3. If you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say?
4. If you could make the ultimate sandwich, what would you put on it?
5. If you could attend any celebrity wedding, which would it be?
6. Have you ever made a prank phone call?
7. What does your last text day?
8. What is the strangest thing I would find in your fridge?
9. What is a food combination that you love, but others think is weird?
10. If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. If you had to spend the day as a piece of furniture, which furniture would you be?
2. If you had to spend the day as a piece of clothing, what and who's would you be?
3. If you had to spend the day as the opposite gender, what would you do?
4. If you had to spend the day as a celebrity's personal sub, who would you pick?
5. If you had to spend the day as a sign, what would you say?

 

[Masterfulsensation]

1. If you got to choose your real name, what would it be and why?

Well it wouldn’t be Norbert, that’s for fucking sure . It would be anything very, very normal that never gets a smart ass comment, I don’t have to spell out to everybody over the phone and something short too so filling out forms is a couple of screen taps quicker, idk Tom, Jack, John, anything like that. On the other hand, a more technical answer, we’re all adults and CAN change our real names to anything we want so I suppose I’m choosing not to so far

2. When you were a child, what name did you give your favorite stuffed animal or toy?

Geez memory test, I’m shocked I’m struggling to remember this , I think when I was really young it was a blue and white teddy bear I used to just call blue Ted. A little later on someone gave me a snoopy I used to take on holidays and became my favourite, just called snoopy.

3. If you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say?

“There’s nobody home”, “fuck you”, “who’s a horny girl then”, “he shot the sheriff.

4. If you could make the ultimate sandwich, what would you put on it?

What do you mean “if”??? Wash your mouth out young lady!!! You can’t beat my epic baguette with bacon, lettuce, tomato, cheddar cheese, mayo (yes mayo) and ketchup).

5. If you could attend any celebrity wedding, which would it be?

What one of the ones that’s really happened? I can’t say I take much notice of them. I’m guessing blind, I’m sure Kim Ks with Kanye must have been….”elaborate” but I really have no idea what they did and I hate that numbskull so no. Was thinking Posh and Becks, that was nice…..butttt I’ll choose Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.

6. Have you ever made a prank phone call?

Yeah I’m sure I must have but have no memory of a specific one. Nothing crazy, no bomb threats or false fires though, would have just been winding someone up somehow.

7. What does your last text day?

“I can’t get Taco Bell”

8. What is the strangest thing I would find in your fridge?

Yollies, yoghurt lollipops

9. What is a food combination that you love, but others think is weird?

How long have you got lol? Peanut butter and salad cream, baked beans and salad cream, ketchup with roast dinner, crisps and chocolate, cereal and marmite on toast, weetabix with other cereal on top.

10. If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be?

Weed, silly question.

 

[Masterfulsensation]

1. If you had to spend the day as a piece of furniture, which furniture would you be?

That kinda depends who lives in the house I’m in lol. The main TV, I’ll get plenty of attention and but buttons pushed quite often.

2. If you had to spend the day as a piece of clothing, what and who's would you be?

Oh a bra for sure. Willing to try this one.

3. If you had to spend the day as the opposite gender, what would you do?

Well if I’m magically a girl, firstly get off a couple of times in front of the mirror while I’m admiring my tits, then down to the local swimming pool, spend half an hour in the changing room putting a costume on, about 2 minutes in the pool then another 30 minutes lurking in the changing room. Then likely go out bar hopping, getting free drinks off guys then immediately telling them I’m a lesbian, until hopefully actually coming across a girl checking me out. Try and pull her, leave the bars, head to a sex shop, but as many toys as I could afford then invite home for the night. Then lastly have a camera ready to catch her face when she wakes up next to a guy.

4. If you had to spend the day as a celebrity's personal sub, who would you pick?

Ariana Grande

5. If you had to spend the day as a sign, what would you say?

Do not enter!

 

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Who do you think was the sexiest pope?