Time to spill the beans

[Masterfulsensation]

Have you missed me and my randomly hard questions? Good! Here's another set ...

Yes but only between visiting the kinkmoji thread

1. What is the most obscure fact you know?

I’m blanking, I’ll come back and edit when I remember one lol

2. Is there something you want to tell someone, but haven’t? Why haven’t you done it, and how do you think they would react if you told them?

Yes, I don’t have Kendall Jenner’s phone number, probably have me arrested.

3. What’s a rant you’ve been holding in?

Short version, why are perfectly normal people suddenly as dumb as fuck as soon as they start grouping together on social media.

4. What subject could you teach a college course on? What would be the title of the course, and what units would you cover?

True crime, “How to get away with murder”
Famous cases
Types of killer
Methods of termination
Corpse disposal
Forensic awareness
Damage control
Hiding in plain sight
Off grid survival
Enhanced interrogation countermeasures
Escaping incarceration
How to make murder more fun

5. Have you ever had a recurring dream or nightmare? What was it?

Yes sort of and apparently you’d like to turn it into a recurring daymare for me too, I’ve already answered this for you

6. What gives you hope for the future?

The calendar still has more days on it after today

7. What is something you fantasize about often?

The future after this house finally sells

8. What do you find yourself thinking about just before you fall asleep?

Hoping it doesn’t take long to fa…..

9. What was your favourite family tradition growing up? Have you created a tradition of your own?

Not many personalised family ones to pick from, writing our names in chalk under an arch over railway line when walking across the fields to my grandmas, haven’t been there in years but I’d bet they’re still there going back to the 70s. Sadly not really, that’s been virtually impossible with my ex involved

10. What is something you’re embarrassed to admit you enjoy? Why are you embarrassed about it?

Answering your questions, because otherwise I’m not a masochist at all.

and a bonus ... what is the best color of glitter?

Brown

 

[Butterfly]

Hehe, I knew you liked my questions!

1. When do you feel like the best version of yourself?

2. What keeps you up at night?

3. Has a piece of media (book, film, play, song, etc.) ever changed the way you thought about the world?

4. If you were a ghost tied to one location in the afterlife, where would you haunt?

5. What are the stories behind your scars/tattoos, if you have any?

6. What is something you are confident you will never do in your life?

7. What’s your million dollar idea for a business or invention?

8. What physical feature of yours would a caricature artist blow out of proportion?

9. What is something you and I disagree on?

 

[picaboo]

How do you make murder more fun???

 

[Butterfly]

1. Who is the last person you had a crush on?
2. If you could replace all water in the world with another liquid, what would it be?
3. Would you rather burp glitter or fart confetti?
4. If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest?
5. What job would your pet have if they were human?
6. What's the weirdest thing you have ever googled?
7. If you had to rename everyday objects, what would you call spoons?
8. What mythical creature would you choose as a pet?
9. What is the worst question you have ever been asked on an ama?
10. Have you ever read a book that broke your heart?

 

[Masterfulsensation]

How do you make murder more fun???

Lol, that kinda depends on your own personality and victim I suppose. Music, alcohol, torture, drugs, nuggets, pizza, dressing up, whatever takes your fancy really.

 

[picaboo]

Lol, that kinda depends on your own personality and victim I suppose. Music, alcohol, torture, drugs, nuggets, pizza, dressing up, whatever takes your fancy really.

ALL OF THOSE TICKLE MY FANCY

MY FANCY IS VERY TICKLED

 

[Masterfulsensation]

Hehe, I knew you liked my questions!

1. When do you feel like the best version of yourself?

When I’m actually comfortable financially, stoned, the suns shining and I’m on my way to visit friends or go on a date.

2. What keeps you up at night?

Stress or a recent argument is the only thing that will have me laying there with my mind racing instead of crashing out. Hasn’t happened in a long time though, smoking all day and not going to bed until 3-4 am usually wipes me out no problem.

3. Has a piece of media (book, film, play, song, etc.) ever changed the way you thought about the world?

Oh God, another hour of soul searching lmao. Umm I mean documentaries obviously do. . Otherwise nothing sticks out in particular but everything we take in is moulding our world view all the time. So I’m sure watching cartoons about dinosaurs as a kid had me always completely disregarding religion probably. I can’t think of a more interesting answer, sorry.

4. If you were a ghost tied to one location in the afterlife, where would you haunt?

A girls college, locker room

5. What are the stories behind your scars/tattoos, if you have any?

No tatts and minor scars. There’s one on my elbow I sliced open dismantling a car as a teenager and a tiny one on my wrist where they put a small pin in.Then a couple of small ones on my stomach from keyhole surgery having my gall bladder removed.

6. What is something you are confident you will never do in your life?

Play the violin

7. What’s your million dollar idea for a business or invention?

If I had one of those I’d be rich lol. I actually think we’ve got to the point where everywhere is too busy and everything is hugely overpriced, there are plenty of opportunities to go against the grain and come out on top. Like a theme park or other leisure establishment that only lets a certain number of people in so when you get in there are no long queues. Any kind of food establishment that focusses on good tasty ingredients at sensible prices, quality at fair prices is rare to find in most areas these days.

8. What physical feature of yours would a caricature artist blow out of proportion?

No idea, skinny legs maybe

9. What is something you and I disagree on?

The point of glitter!!!!

 

[Masterfulsensation]

ALL OF THOSE TICKLE MY FANCY

MY FANCY IS VERY TICKLED

I still think it needs a little more tickling though

 

[Masterfulsensation]

1. Who is the last person you had a crush on?

That would be telling . As that’s in the past tense though, luckily any current crush I may or may not have isn’t included…. I mean there’s people that very much get my attention and I’d love to get to know a whole lot better, as for what I’d call a proper “crush” though, I’d have to go back years before I was married. A girl name Charmaine springs to mind, that’s 20 years ago though, I may have forgotten someone since.

2. If you could replace all water in the world with another liquid, what would it be?

Coke, it wouldn’t change much for me except getting out of the bath stickier than I went in would suck.

3. Would you rather burp glitter or fart confetti?

Fart confetti, I get bad indigestion/heartburn so if I’m burping I’m probably suffering too. And who wouldn’t want me pulling a moonie at their wedding.

4. If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest?

Chimps, they’re gross and the most like us

5. What job would your pet have if they were human?

My dogs fucking lazy, it wouldn’t hold anything down long. Maybe a long distance lorry driver, just sitting on its ass all day gaining weight.

6. What's the weirdest thing you have ever googled?

That I can think of, where to ride ostriches in Thailand

7. If you had to rename everyday objects, what would you call spoons?

Shovetins

8. What mythical creature would you choose as a pet?

A Chimera would be cute and keep the neighbours away

9. What is the worst question you have ever been asked on an ama?

Take your pick lol, probably the google one you just asked, how am I supposed to remember that . This is only the second ama I’ve done I believe.

10. Have you ever read a book that broke your heart?

No, but I really don’t do books

 

[Butterfly]

If you could merge two animals to create the ultimate predator, what would they be and why?
If your conciousness was uploaded into a Roomba, what would be your new life goal?
You're suddenly able to taste lies. How does that affect your daily life?
Whats the most useless but entertaining superpower you could imagine?
What's the worse thing a smart fridge could say to you during a breakup?
If socks could feel pain, how would laundry day change?
Which vegetable do you think is plotting against humanity, and why is it celery?

 

[picaboo]

What kind of beans did you spill?
How many beans did you spill?
Are you going to pick up the split beans?
Will you learn to be more careful with your beans so you won't spill them again?

 

[Jaro]

Do you like Mr. Bean?
Do you own a beanie?
Have you ever bean to Scotland?
What do you think about Scotland?

 

[Masterfulsensation]

Do you like Mr. Bean?

Yes but I prefer some of the other characters Rowan Atkinson has played, Blackadder, Johnny English.

Do you own a beanie?

Nope, I’m not a hat person

Have you ever bean to Scotland?

Yes a few times, mostly just driving for work

What do you think about Scotland?

Beautiful scenery, miserable people unless they’re drunk

 

[Masterfulsensation]

What kind of beans did you spill?

All of them I think lol, I’ve spilled baked beans plenty of times.

How many beans did you spill?

111 so far

Are you going to pick up the split beans?

Nah I’m sure the dog will take care of that for me, I’ll just wipe the floor clean afterwards

Will you learn to be more careful with your beans so you won't spill them again?

Probably not, I’m quite enjoying spilling them for you

 

[Masterfulsensation]

If you could merge two animals to create the ultimate predator, what would they be and why?

Hmm “animals”, an eagle and a great white shark seems rather lethal but animals….umm a cheetah and an alligator, why? Lol 60 mph alligators that like to chase their prey down sound pretty fucking scary.

If your conciousness was uploaded into a Roomba, what would be your new life goal?

(After researching what a Roomba is) My new life goal would be death, with OCD being turned into a vacuum cleaner would be unbearable.

You're suddenly able to taste lies. How does that affect your daily life?

That depends if they taste nice or not, if they happen to taste like steak, chips and onion rings I’m sure I’d quickly put on weight. If they taste like a crap sandwich though I might find myself a desert island to move to. My YouTube ID is Polly Graf so I feel I can kinda taste them already.

Whats the most useless but entertaining superpower you could imagine?

Being Fartman, able to release a full selection of farts at will.

What's the worse thing a smart fridge could say to you during a breakup?

“See I told you I was smarter that you, enjoy your warm cheese”

If socks could feel pain, how would laundry day change?

I’d go oldskool and buy myself a mangle

Which vegetable do you think is plotting against humanity, and why is it celery?

Brussel sprouts of course, they taste worse than the farts they’re going to cause later smell, they’ve been trying to poison our children for years, you can tell how hateful they are by the way they come out in force at Christmas….bastard things! They don’t even taste good with salad cream ffs.
Because apparently you call Brussel sprouts celery in Canada….who knew….but at this point I don’t know why I’m surprised.

 

[picaboo]

Based on the above photo of my bra

Which side is the taco?
Which side is the quesidilla?
Do ANY OF THESE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OMELETE?????

 

[Masterfulsensation]

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Based on the above photo of my bra

Which side is the taco?

Probably the left cup?

Which side is the quesidilla?

Based on my previous answer, the right cup?

Do ANY OF THESE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING OMELETE?????

The one on the right would a bit if I couldn’t see the corners.

 

[Butterfly]

1. If your thoughts were broadcast as a podcast, what would this week's episode be called?
2. If you had to be haunted by a ghost, but you could choose who, who would it be and why?
3. What conspiracy theory do you wish could be trust just for the drama?
4. What's a food you irrationally trust?
5. What's your go to fake name?
6. If jobs were assigned based on your internet search history, what would you be doing right now?
7. If you could ban one mundane thing forever(ie parallel parking, spoons, voicemail), what would it be?
8. If time froze for everybody except you for 24 hours, how would you spend it?

 

[Masterfulsensation]

1. If your thoughts were broadcast as a podcast, what would this week's episode be called?

“What the fuck is wrong with people these days”

2. If you had to be haunted by a ghost, but you could choose who, who would it be and why?

Maybe my first ever girlfriend, she died aged 21, I hadn’t seen in her for several years at the time but she had a heart of gold and I’d never feel uncomfortable with her looking over my shoulder.

3. What conspiracy theory do you wish could be trust just for the drama?

Urgghh choices, I’ll go with flat earth, it would sure be dramatic watching ships fall off the end on a daily basis. Demonic possession would definitely liven things up too though . My favourite to be true would be that you can get stoned from smoking banana skins, but I’m not really sure that qualifies as a “conspiracy theory”.

4. What's a food you irrationally trust?

Picaboo’s spaghetti and meatballs.

5. What's your go to fake name?

Ivor Hardy

6. If jobs were assigned based on your internet search history, what would you be doing right now?

See probably the most accurate answer would be private investigator, that would be my YouTube search history though. Based on Google more likely a professional gambler or pimp lol.

7. If you could ban one mundane thing forever(ie parallel parking, spoons, voicemail), what would it be?

Glitter ……closely followed by Roblox

8. If time froze for everybody except you for 24 hours, how would you spend it?

Probably not as perversely as you might think lol. I’m not in the best location for that, I’d only be able to get as far as I could drive myself by car. I’d probably just raid as many banks and jewellery shops as I could fit in to 24 hours.

 

[MessyAshy]

1. What music do you like?
2. What is your favorite art form?
3. What is your spirit animal?
4. Do you know someone personally who has a disability?
5. What is your favorite pasta shape?