Corrupt a Wish

[baloo]

Granted! You find they are super cute and adorable. Unexpectedly they can talk! But they only do it to disclose your most embarrassing secrets at awkward times.

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[Shadowice]

Granted but the cookie was forgotten about in the oven and burnt, but your loved one made it and is looking at you expecting you to eat it and tell them how it was.

I wish I had a pool in the backyard

 

[baloo]

I wish I had a pool in the backyard

You got it! But will you look at that?! It's daedpool!

Now I wish uh.. to have a dimmer switch for the sun! And no delay please

 

[Butterfly]

Granted but it only works at night.

I wish I could fly

 

[Jaro]

Granted, but you can only fly on a broomstick without underwear

I wish I could have a woman give me a blowjob under the desk during my work at home

 

[baloo]

Granted but she will make unmistakable noises in every call you're on.

I wish I had the confidence to go through with what will improve my life situation...

 

[Guv'nor]

I wish I had the confidence to go through with what will improve my life situation...

Granted

I wish I had the confidence to sleep with someone

 

[Jaro]

Granted.... but your penis will be locked in a cage.

I wish I would be an expert in flirting.

 

[Guv'nor]

Granted.... but your penis will be locked in a cage.

I wish I would be an expert in flirting.

Granted, but you will cum in your pants whenever someone flirts with you

I wish I was fitter

 

[baloo]

I wish I was fitter

Granted, but from now on every time you blink you have a 37.2% chance of flipping left and right controls - when you think to go left, you go right and vice versa.

I wish everyone to be happy!