Granted, but you would not be allowed to have any blinds in your house.Granted, but then you can only speak to a crowd in a public place, never in private
I wish that I lived alone
I wish I could eat as much as I want without gaining weight
Granted, but you would not be allowed to have any blinds in your house.Granted, but then you can only speak to a crowd in a public place, never in private
I wish that I lived alone
Granted, but you have one day a week when you can only eat potato productsGranted, but you would not be allowed to have any blinds in your house.
I wish I could eat as much as I want without gaining weight
Granted! But you will only have books in a a language you dont understand.Granted but you also have to sit in one place during normal "work" hours.
I wish I could have unlimited bookshelf space
Granted, but it would have a photo of a penis on itI wish I could have a nice new bikini![]()
Granted, it’s now 11.55 pm on Sunday nightGranted, but it would have a photo of a penis on it
I wish it wasn't Monday today
Granted but you have to wrap your clothes every night before you go to bed so that you can open them the next morning.Granted, it’s now 11.55 pm on Sunday night
I wish I didn’t have to wrap these Christmas presents
I wish for the ability to instantly clean any mess.
Wish granted. You are now 5 times as rich as Elon Musk. This causes everybody around you to only see you as a walking wallet. You become paranoid, and the stress severely reduces your lifespan. You die alone, clasping your wallet in your hands.
I wish to be able to make any 2 people I see have sex just by pointing at them.
Your wish is granted. Instead of the known musical, the remake becomes an extremly violent and goofy 80's style action movie. The lead role played by Chuck Norris is just him wearing a ginger afro wig and a red dress. Sandy the dog is now a timber wolf that Annie Norris tamed by roundhouse kicking steaks into his mouth. Whenever there was a musical scene in the old movie, Chuck Norris simply stares at the camera until the lense cracks, which is where the scenes end.I wish to see Chuck Norris star as the lead in a action remake of the 1982 film "Annie". This is my hearts desire.
I wish my room was always tidy
I wish it wasn't so cold right now.
Granted, but everywhere they clean, they will also leave glitter!!!Granted, but you might only chill in a hot tub with dead fish in it
I wish I would have a cleaning servant