Ask a worm (almost) anything

[Jaro]

What’s something you’ve done so many times, you could do it with your eyes closed?

Insert a butt plug!

What instantly makes you feel like a child again?

I wish I knew....

What do you think happens after we die, if anything?

I don't believe in God or some kind of afterlife. So probably just nothing. We cease to exist. But I have a theory that our consciousness lives on... just in another person. Not as a form of reincarnation... but more that another consciousness just 'takes over' and you would not realize it.
Its hard to explain... but another way of putting it is that we all share the same consciousness. You can just only experience one at a time.

Have you ever written a thank-you note?

As in a handwritten note or letter to someone? I can't recall that I have. I have sent someone a letter of appreciation in the past, if that counts.

What is your perfect meal? Describe it—everything from the company to the setting to the music to, of course, the food.

A lavish BBQ on a tropical beach at sunset with 1, 2 or maximum 3 very close friends. Sausage, hamburgers, spareribs... but all perfectly marinated, with lots of garlic sauce. Fresh bread (baguettes), salads and maybe even a fish we caught ourselves earlier.

What are people not grateful enough for?

Time. The time we have on this world.

What is the smallest thing that can ruin your day?

No coffee!

 

[MessyAshy]

Do you like cats?
Do you like burgers?
Do you like amethyst?

 

[Jaro]

Do you like cats?

I love cats

Do you like burgers?

Sure, but a proper burger with proper beef. Not that MacDonalds crap.

Do you like amethyst?

Its nice. I actually have one.

 

[Guv'nor]

What was the last kinky task you completed? Did you enjoy it?

 

[Butterfly]

How are you? Like, really?
Do you have any exciting plans for the summer?
Are you currently reading a book? What is it?
What series/TV show are you currently watching?
What is the weirdest thing in your fridge right now?
When is the last time you were given a high five and what were the circumstances?

 

[Jaro]

What was the last kinky task you completed? Did you enjoy it?

Sorry for the late reply. I think I actually missed this.

The last kinky task was when Miss Butterfly suddenly ordered me to put on my cock cage and keep it on for the rest of the week. (thankfully I could still take it off for sleep).

I do enjoy wearing it because it makes me constantly feel my penis, which is a great feeling of submission. However I did not enjoy that I could not play with myself, which I usually do daily.

 

[Guv'nor]

Do you like baked beans?

What toppings do you have on your pizza?

Do you like flying?

What are the most embarrassing/humiliating underwear you have worn? Why were they so bad?

 

[Jaro]

How are you? Like, really?

I'm feeling better than I was. Less sad and lonely. I do have a headache for the last 2 days. Overall I do feel a bit bored and meh lately but am trying to find new things to enjoy.

Do you have any exciting plans for the summer?

No not really. I like to travel and visit new places but I tend to do that before or after summer. But I may go on a short trip somewhere on a long weekend.

Are you currently reading a book? What is it?

No but I just got some educational books on the Dutch language. I still make stupid spelling mistakes sometimes and I want to fix that.

What series/TV show are you currently watching?

I have been watching The Grand Tour by Jeremy Clarkson. Old but pretty fun even if you aren't such a fan of cars.

What is the weirdest thing in your fridge right now?

Weirdest is probably that there's so little in it. That's normal in my case but weird in most everybody else's.

When is the last time you were given a high five and what were the circumstances?

I can't recall. Must be eons ago.

 

[Jaro]

Do you like baked beans?

A bit, sometimes. But of all the English breakfast things they're my least favorite.

What toppings do you have on your pizza?

Pepperoni, olives, mozarella

Do you like flying?

No, I hate it. Its terribly uncomfortable and tedious and long. I can never sleep on a plane and I always have a slight fear of a crash. The air quality is bad, the food tastes like crap, you can never hear anything the crew says over the crappy intercom, the boarding process is an inefficient pain and its incredibly loud.
Unfortunately its a necessary evil for me. I LOVE to travel and see the world. And given that flying is almost always cheaper than any other form of transportation (even within Europe) I fly a LOT.

What are the most embarrassing/humiliating underwear you have worn? Why were they so bad?

I haven't worn any publically visible so I have never really felt humiliated to be honest. Recently I have briefly showed my thong to people as I was stripping on a nude beach. I felt maybe slightly humiliated which is irrational because I'm sure 99% of people don't care. And its not unheard of for guys to wear thongs anyways. They were male-specific thongs.

 

[Butterfly]

When is the last time you did the following things, and describe the circumstances:
a) peed your pants
b) farted
c) tasted cum
d) had an orgasm
e) ordered something online
f) laughed out loud
g) answered your phone to somebody not in your contacts
h) bought and/or received flowers
i) fell asleep somewhere not in a bed
j) forgot something important
k) ruined an orgasm
l) tried a new kink
m) cursed

 

[Jaro]

When is the last time you did the following things, and describe the circumstances:

I'm afraid I don't really remember such details, but I'll try....

a) peed your pants

Accidentally, probably when I was a toddler. On command by you I think a few years ago?

b) farted

This morning.

c) tasted cum

I think also at least a year ago. Don't remember.

d) had an orgasm

Just now. It was great but... apparently its the last one until I see you in october!

e) ordered something online

Last week Sunday. A stock photo on DeviantArt which I am doing some Photoshop work on.

f) laughed out loud

I honestly don't remember when I truly laughed out loud. But some genuine laughter I had I think two days ago on this video:

g) answered your phone to somebody not in your contacts

Wednesday when my car was fixed. That garage IS in my contacts but not that specific number apparently. I never pick up unknown numbers honestly, unless its expected like now.

h) bought and/or received flowers

Just a few months ago they gave me flowers in the supermarket that they would otherwise throw away.

i) fell asleep somewhere not in a bed

That never happens to me. I can only sleep in a bed.

j) forgot something important

I don't remember, but I often forget little things not so important.

k) ruined an orgasm

Half a year ago? I don't remember, but ordered by you, surely.

l) tried a new kink

Probably when I last visited you when I gave a blowjob for the first time.

m) cursed

Probably a few days ago. It happens not so infrequently.

 

[Butterfly]

1. What did my pee taste like?
2. What was your favorite vanilla thing we did on our trip?
3. What was your favorite kinky thing we did on our trip?
4. What thing from our trip would you want to do over and change?

 

[Jaro]

1. What did my pee taste like?

Like a sweet champagne of course!
Well... honestly it didn't taste good. But it did have a bit of a sweeter taste than my own pee tends to have. I prefer yours.

2. What was your favorite vanilla thing we did on our trip?

I think actually the mini-golf. I really liked the Niagara fall too of course, but I found it very fun to play that game with you.

3. What was your favorite kinky thing we did on our trip?

The fisting! Tho the pee-drinking was the most extreme and had more impact, so I'll put that second.

4. What thing from our trip would you want to do over and change?

I would... actually do the pee again but with you peeing directly on me....

 

[Guv'nor]

What is the next kinky fantasy that you wish to complete?
What is your go to style of underwear?
What is your most awkward moment with underwear in real life?

 

[Butterfly]

How many marshmallows in hot cocoa is too many, and have you personally crossed that line?
If you could only communicate in Christmas song lyrics for 24 hours, what’s the first thing you’d say?
If you were gifted a magical ornament that brings anything you draw to life, what chaos would you unleash?
Which Christmas cookie best represents your personality and why?
If you had to wrap gifts using only items in your fridge, what’s your strategy?
If you became Santa for a day, what impractical gift would you give everyone just to cause chaos?

 

[Jaro]

What is the next kinky fantasy that you wish to complete?

I'd seriously LOVE to let multiple people pee on me and just let me lie there in it! Will probably never happen, but a man can dream.

What is your go to style of underwear?

Male designed thongs and g-strings. They are the most comfortable and I find it fun to collect and wear them.

What is your most awkward moment with underwear in real life?

I don't know if I ever had an awkward moment. I find it super annoying that I almost always get a drop of pee in my underwear after peeing, no matter how much I shake. But I think that is more common than you'd think.

 

[Jaro]

How many marshmallows in hot cocoa is too many, and have you personally crossed that line?

One. No.

If you could only communicate in Christmas song lyrics for 24 hours, what’s the first thing you’d say?

"Last Christmas".... and then I'd probably stop

If you were gifted a magical ornament that brings anything you draw to life, what chaos would you unleash?

I'd draw Frosty the snowman of course. Or... actually I'd draw a snowwoman instead. A snowwoman wearing high heels. And then I'd send her outside and start a poll here for you to guess when and where she would completely melted. The winner can go and collect her heels.

Which Christmas cookie best represents your personality and why?

These things, not sure what you'd call them in English. Because they have a hole in it and I like things with holes in them.

If you had to wrap gifts using only items in your fridge, what’s your strategy?

I'd use the wrapping of the six pack of beer. But that means you only get one gift!

If you became Santa for a day, what impractical gift would you give everyone just to cause chaos?

A pet reindeer. One live reindeer for everyone!