Ask a worm (almost) anything

[Jaro]

1. What music do you like?

Honestly, I'm not a huge fan of music (if you can believe it) and I think most of it is crap. I only really listen to it sometimes in the car. The songs I do enjoy can come from pretty much any genre. I don't have particular favorites.

2. What is your favorite art form?

Visual arts. Paintings, drawings, digital art and photography

3. What is your spirit animal?

I don't have one but if I must choose one I'd choose a tiger.

4. Do you know someone personally who has a disability?

Depends on what you mean by disability. I am nearsighted myself.

5. What is your favorite pasta shape?

I honestly don't care.

 

[Butterfly]

1. If you could design a "kink themed" amusement part ride, what would it entail?
2. What's the most unexpected item you've repurposed as a pleasure device?
3. If your favorite kink were a flavor, how would describe its taste?
4. If you could live out a scene from any movie, with a kinky twist, which would it be?
5. Have you ever had a 'kink fail' moment that turned into a comedy of errors?
6. Have you ever had a moment where your pet interrupted a scene in an amusing way?
7. What's the most unusual place you've ever had a scene or session?

 

[Butterfly]

1. Do you think humanity will go extinct? How and when do you think it will happen?
2. Is there a problem or situation for which you could use some advice?
3. Has your gut feeling or first impression about something ever been wrong?
4. What is your catchphrase, or something you find yourself saying often?
5. At a party, are you the social butterfly who chats with everyone, the intense conversationalist who gets really deep with someone, the person who showed up for the snacks, the person getting drunk, the person dancing, the host, the person hanging around the edges and not talking much, or someone else?
6. A stranger is inhabiting your body for the day. What are some tips you’d give them?
7. Are you currently waiting for something? What are you waiting for? What are the best and worst possible scenarios?
8. Is there someone you knew once but have lost touch with? What happened? Do you know where they are now?
9. What is something you love, but can’t recommend to anyone you know because you know they won’t like it?
10. Who was your childhood hero? Do you still look up to them? Why or why not?

 

[Jaro]

1. If you could design a "kink themed" amusement part ride, what would it entail?

I have been breaking my little worm head (so not the big one) over this. My filthy mind has only come up with some kind of roller coaster that is shaped like a penis and you ride carts that are shaped like a sperm sell. You are then shot to the top!

2. What's the most unexpected item you've repurposed as a pleasure device?

A vacuum cleaner on my cock

3. If your favorite kink were a flavor, how would describe its taste?

Like shit probably!

4. If you could live out a scene from any movie, with a kinky twist, which would it be?

The end of Braveheart. But instead of being tortured to death he is BDSM tortured for pleasure. Electric zaps, grafenberg wheels, feet tickling, wax on nipples and lots of CBT. Before the same huge crowd of course!

5. Have you ever had a 'kink fail' moment that turned into a comedy of errors?

I can't think of anything but I must have forgotten.

6. Have you ever had a moment where your pet interrupted a scene in an amusing way?

I don't have a pet.

7. What's the most unusual place you've ever had a scene or session?

I don't think any have been very unusual.

 

[MessyAshy]

1. Has there been a time where you felt like you disappointed a dom(me)? What happened?
2. Has there been a time where you felt like you disappointed yourself?
3. When was the last time you pushed yourself beyond what you thought you were capable of?
4. Have you ever won a prize?
5. What would you like to be famous for?

 

[picaboo]

Out of all the kinky wonderland mods and admins who do you think pees the loudest?

 

[Jaro]

1. Do you think humanity will go extinct? How and when do you think it will happen?

I definitely think so, and also well before we would inevitably go extinct when the sun dies. I think we will destroy our planet and or society with climate change, nuclear war and AI. I don't think we will be able to colonize other planets before that... and honestly I hope we don't. I think its good that we go extinct some day. When this will happen I have no clue, but I wouldn't be surprised if it happens within the next 100 years.

2. Is there a problem or situation for which you could use some advice?

Not at the moment to be honest.

3. Has your gut feeling or first impression about something ever been wrong?

Oh definitely. I have misjudged people either seeing them too positive or too negative. But usually my gut is pretty good in predicting stuff.

4. What is your catchphrase, or something you find yourself saying often?

Oh boy! (but in Dutch)

5. At a party, are you the social butterfly who chats with everyone, the intense conversationalist who gets really deep with someone, the person who showed up for the snacks, the person getting drunk, the person dancing, the host, the person hanging around the edges and not talking much, or someone else?

I am the one in the corner who keeps checking if its time to go home yet

6. A stranger is inhabiting your body for the day. What are some tips you’d give them?

Knock yourself out, just give it back to me in the same state as you received it. Thanks.

7. Are you currently waiting for something? What are you waiting for? What are the best and worst possible scenarios?

I'm waiting for my beef pie to heat up in the oven. Best possible scenario: I hear the 'ping' before I finish this post and I can still my terrible hunger. Worst possible scenario: My oven breaks down and I need to find an alternative source of food thus extending my hunger and making me grumpy.

8. Is there someone you knew once but have lost touch with? What happened? Do you know where they are now?

I have some friends who just suddenly stopped responding on everything and I have no idea why.

9. What is something you love, but can’t recommend to anyone you know because you know they won’t like it?

Having multiple woman piss on me and in my mouth and forcing me to drink it.

10. Who was your childhood hero? Do you still look up to them? Why or why not?

I don't think I really had any heros honestly.

 

[Jaro]

1. Has there been a time where you felt like you disappointed a dom(me)? What happened?

Yes there have been. I don't want to name the worst instances because I don't want to rake up those feeling again. We have moved on and learned and grown from them. A bit of a milder disappointment that I think I can name is that I can't sleep with my cock cage. I know Miss really wanted to have me caged for multiple days in a row, but its just too painful at night with the constant getting hard that I do overnight.

2. Has there been a time where you felt like you disappointed yourself?

Definitely. I am disappointing in myself that I can't edge and that I can't hold back cumming if I need to. When I get too aroused I can just cum without warning and no way to stop it.

3. When was the last time you pushed yourself beyond what you thought you were capable of

I don't remember the last time, but since I started all this BDSM stuff I have learned I can do a lot more than I thought I could.

4. Have you ever won a prize?

Not really anything significant. I have won a cheap 'throphy' recently from a game night at a friends.

5. What would you like to be famous for?

Nothing, I would hate to be famous.

 

[Jaro]

Out of all the kinky wonderland mods and admins who do you think pees the loudest?

Me! Definitely not @ObsidanDusk! Me!

 

[MessyAshy]

1. If you had to spend the day as a piece of furniture, which furniture would you be?
2. If you had to spend the day as a piece of clothing, what and who's would you be?
3. If you had to spend the day as the opposite gender, what would you do?
4. If you had to spend the day as a celebrity's personal sub, who would you pick?
5. If you had to spend the day as a sign, what would you say?

 

[Guv'nor]

Do you like barbeques?
What is your favourite food?
Do you consider baked beans to be a breakfast item?
Is it acceptable to put mayonnaise on a lasagne?
Have you ever hugged a tree?

 

[Jaro]

1. If you had to spend the day as a piece of furniture, which furniture would you be?

A reclinable lounge chair with a foot rest. But I would be that chair inverted, with my face at the foot end.

2. If you had to spend the day as a piece of clothing, what and who's would you be?

A woman's sock.

3. If you had to spend the day as the opposite gender, what would you do?

Play with my boobs all morning. Then dress feminine and a bit revealing and go out to see what, if anything, would happen. Then finger myself to orgasm before bed.

4. If you had to spend the day as a celebrity's personal sub, who would you pick?

Taylor Swift. The name has been mentioned here a lot lately, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if she's kinky.

5. If you had to spend the day as a sign, what would you say?

 

[Jaro]

Do you like barbeques?

I love BBQs! I love meat!

What is your favourite food?

Meat. All kinds of meat. Lots of meat!

Do you consider baked beans to be a breakfast item?

No. While I can enjoy an English breakfast once in a while, the beans are my least favourite part.

Is it acceptable to put mayonnaise on a lasagne?

No. Who even does that?

Have you ever hugged a tree?

No. Why would I? Does it need support?

 

[Guv'nor]

No. Who even does that?

Nobody (I hope!)

No. Why would I? Does it need support?

Yes, it is very sad

What sauce is your favourite?
Do you like cheese?
Which herb is your favourite?
Do you like the smell of fresh rain?

 

[Jaro]

What sauce is your favourite?

Garlic sauce. No contest!

Do you like cheese?

I love cheese, and I have the luxury of living in cheese country. We have arguably the best. Although I also really love Swiss cheese for fondue!

Which herb is your favourite?

Basil

Do you like the smell of fresh rain?

Its alright. It doesn't really do anything special for me.

 

[Guv'nor]

What do you like about anal?
What CBT is your favourite
Why dont you like cold showers?

 

[Jaro]

What do you like about anal?

I love the feeling of something, anything, in my butt. It feels good and especially when bigger/stretched it feels arousing. Also the fact that I'm putting something inside the hole that is still considered by many to be taboo is hot!

What CBT is your favourite

Pull on my balls. Having a weight dangle from my balls. I've had 1.6 kilos hung from mine.

Why dont you like cold showers?

Because they're freaking cold! I hate being cold and a cold shower is so extreme it feels like genuine torture.

 

[Butterfly]

1. If you got to choose your real name, what would it be and why?
2. When you were a child, what name did you give your favorite stuffed animal or toy?
3. If you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say?
4. If you could make the ultimate sandwich, what would you put on it?
5. If you could attend any celebrity wedding, which would it be?
6. Have you ever made a prank phone call?
7. What does your last text day?
8. What is the strangest thing I would find in your fridge?
9. What is a food combination that you love, but others think is weird?
10. If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be?

 

[Jaro]

1. If you got to choose your real name, what would it be and why?

I always liked the name Richard. I don't like my own real name much.

2. When you were a child, what name did you give your favorite stuffed animal or toy?

Little pig (in Dutch)

3. If you had a pet parrot, what would you teach it to say?

"Tits and toes are grandiose"

4. If you could make the ultimate sandwich, what would you put on it?

I like so many, this is hard. Maybe still just ham, cheese with mayo. Or a club sandwich. The most important is just fresh ingredients and freshly baked bread.

5. If you could attend any celebrity wedding, which would it be?

I don't know! I'm not into celebrities. Which celebrity has a hot single gf who will be there?

6. Have you ever made a prank phone call?

No I don't think so

7. What does your last text day?

"No problem"

8. What is the strangest thing I would find in your fridge?

I think the strangest you'll find is the fact there is so little in it.

9. What is a food combination that you love, but others think is weird?

Peanut butter and sambal

10. If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be?

Money! Or is that too easy?
Okay if not money then... ready cooked fresh meals. I love eating but I hate cooking!