Ask a worm (almost) anything

[Jaro]

You can ask anything, but I reserve the right not to answer everything

I will probably still answer most though... but nothing that could reveal my real identity.

 

[Butterfly]

1. What is the first thing you hope people notice about you?

2. When was the last time you did something nice for someone completely unprompted?

3. What is a misconception people have about your profession?

4. What do you want written on your headstone?

5. What situation made you feel like a complete idiot?

6. What outfit makes you feel invincible?

7. Have you ever hit “rock bottom”? What did it look and feel like to you? What situations or decisions led to it? How did you get out, or have you gotten out yet?

8. What current trend do you find troubling and why?

9. What is the worst thing in your life that has resulted from a complete misunderstanding or miscommunication?

10. What are you currently worrying about, if anything? What could happen to make you stop worrying about it?

 

[picaboo]

If you could pee on anyone alive or dead who would it?

Who would you choose to be the one to pee on you?

 

[Jaro]

1. What is the first thing you hope people notice about you?

That I actually AM approachable.

2. When was the last time you did something nice for someone completely unprompted?

I'm not sure about the last time. Maybe giving someone a present after they got out of the hospital, but does that count?

3. What is a misconception people have about your profession?

That because I work in IT I can fix all their computer problems

4. What do you want written on your headstone?

I would actually prefer my body to be donated to science. But if I would have a tomb stone it would probably just read boring my name and date of birth and death. Although it would be funny to have it read 'Here lies a strange worm, but he's worm food now'.

5. What situation made you feel like a complete idiot?

One thing I already mentioned, when I couldn't get out of my safety belt!

6. What outfit makes you feel invincible?

You mean unassuming? Because I think my default outfits are always unassuming. I don't dress extravagantly.

7. Have you ever hit “rock bottom”? What did it look and feel like to you? What situations or decisions led to it? How did you get out, or have you gotten out yet?

Honestly I don't think so. There have been rough times of course, especially when I was severely teased at school, but I could usually pick myself up pretty quickly.

8. What current trend do you find troubling and why?

The move to far-right/right-extremist and foreigner-hating in politics. You see this happening everywhere, not just in the US with Trump. Its the same movement that happened in the 1930s and we all remember what that lead to. Or actually it seems like we don't remember.

9. What is the worst thing in your life that has resulted from a complete misunderstanding or miscommunication?

Pff... these kinds of questions are hard because I don't remember such details over my life. I'm sure this has happened, but I honestly can't think of anything now.

10. What are you currently worrying about, if anything? What could happen to make you stop worrying about it?

I worry about another major world war. I think it already started honestly.

 

[Jaro]

If you could pee on anyone alive or dead who would it?

Hmm... honestly I greatly prefer to be the one being peed on so I have never thought about this. Would still be fun though. I think I'd pee on anyone who is willing to receive. I can't think of anyone specific.

Who would you choose to be the one to pee on you?

One of my fantasies is having multiple people to pee on me. So really anyone who is willing. Any gender though I prefer female. Miss Butterfly of course is always welcome to pee on me if she would be so inclined.

 

[snoek]

Let's try giving questions for a change:
1. What is your least favourite colour?
2. What is your favourite dutch word?
3. What is your favourite snack?
4. If you could be anybody for a day, who would it be?
5. Can you do a handstand?

 

[Jaro]

Let's try giving questions for a change:
1. What is your least favourite colour?

Orange. Which is ironic since I'm Dutch and considering my avatar which is kind of orange. But I find pure orange to be really ugly everywhere.

2. What is your favourite dutch word?

This one is hard. There are several which I like. 'Desalniettemin' (nevertheless) is maybe the most beautiful sounding. Its a shame its not used often. I also really like the words 'tenen' (toes), 'tepels' (nipples) and 'pik' (dick/cock). I find them to sound better than their English counterparts. Also I like 'kut' (cunt) as a expression of anger to sound really good.
Finally 'neuken' (to fuck) sound just about as fun as it is. Its also fun that it rhymes with a lot. 'neuken in de keuken' (fucking in the kitchen).

3. What is your favourite snack?

Potato crisps or pistachios. And a lot of other salty snacks.

4. If you could be anybody for a day, who would it be?

I'm going to say Taylor Swift. I am NOT a swifty but I would like to experience what it would be like to be a woman and be incredibly rich and famous. I already know I would hate it, but I'd like to experience it if only for one day.

5. Can you do a handstand?

Nope.

 

[MessyAshy]

1. Do you know any jokes about Belgians?
2. How many shoes do you own?
3. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
4. How many languages do you speak?
5. Do animals like you?
6. What is your view on the homogenization of the entertainment industry?
7. What are your dreams generally like? Random, recurring, realistic, forgotten...?
8. What is a weird skill you have?
9. You wanna come visit Belgium and hang out?
10. What is the most disappointing gift you've ever received?

 

[Jaro]

1. Do you know any jokes about Belgians?

I know just one from the top of my head but it doesn't translate so:
"Hoe noemt een Belg een ruitenwisser? Een water-voor-de-ruit-weghaal-heen-en-weer-beweeg-stokje"

2. How many shoes do you own?

9. But that includes flip-flops, water shoes, wellies and a pair of high heels

3. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

Honestly I don't think I ever really thought about that. At least I don't recall wanting to be any profession.

4. How many languages do you speak?

Just Dutch and English fluently. I have learned some Spanish in the past and got to a point were I could at least get by, but its all faded now.

5. Do animals like you?

No idea, I can't exactly ask them. It does seem like cats like me because they always come to me. But I like cats too so that helps.

6. What is your view on the homogenization of the entertainment industry?

You mean like every movie and game nowadays feeling the same? I don't like that. But honestly I don't like 90% of entertainment out there and this is one of the reasons. Another reason is the non-stop bombardment of sequels, prequels, reboots, remakes and remasters instead of creating anything original.

7. What are your dreams generally like? Random, recurring, realistic, forgotten...?

Very random, almost never recurring, often bizarre, sadly rarely sexual. I do forget most of them but sometimes a dream does linger in my memory a bit longer. Only once or twice have I had a lucid dream. Now I'm just waiting and hoping for a lucid sexual dream!

8. What is a weird skill you have?

This is hard. I don't think I have any. I wake up every morning at around 5 AM and get up voluntarily without an alarm clock. According to many this is a very weird skill apparently.

9. You wanna come visit Belgium and hang out?

Now there's an idea I will not rule out. But I have certainly visited Belgium before.

10. What is the most disappointing gift you've ever received?

Can't recall the MOST disappointing, but my grandma gave me a book about a subject that I never shown any interest in and which turned out to be just a book of her own that she discarded. But she gave that kinds of gifts all the time to everybody so we got used to it.

 

[Butterfly]

1. When do you feel like the best version of yourself?

2. What keeps you up at night?

3. Has a piece of media (book, film, play, song, etc.) ever changed the way you thought about the world?

4. If you were a ghost tied to one location in the afterlife, where would you haunt?

5. What are the stories behind your scars/tattoos, if you have any?

6. What is something you are confident you will never do in your life?

7. What’s your million dollar idea for a business or invention?

8. What physical feature of yours would a caricature artist blow out of proportion?

9. What is something you and I disagree on?

 

[Jaro]

1. When do you feel like the best version of yourself?

When I'm out in raw nature.

2. What keeps you up at night?

Nothing usually. I will say that I can't sleep if the room is too warm or when there's noise. Like last night there was some party going on. I had to sleep with ear plugs

3. Has a piece of media (book, film, play, song, etc.) ever changed the way you thought about the world?

I read a lot of popular science books about life and the universe. So yeah, I learned quite some things that make me look different at the world. Reality is a lot stranger than we can possibly imagine. If reality even physically exists at all.

4. If you were a ghost tied to one location in the afterlife, where would you haunt?

Some uninhabited tropical island in the South Pacific. I don't want to haunt in some damp old castle and I don't want to scare anybody either.

5. What are the stories behind your scars/tattoos, if you have any?

I do have scars with a story but that is too detailed and would potentially identify me for some. So I wont answer that here. But I can answer you in private if you like. I think you already know about one.

6. What is something you are confident you will never do in your life?

Bungee jumping

7. What’s your million dollar idea for a business or invention?

I don't have any. Never thought of any. I'm not much of an entrepreneur.

8. What physical feature of yours would a caricature artist blow out of proportion?

My nose

9. What is something you and I disagree on?

Glitter

 

[Butterfly]

1. Who is the last person you had a crush on?
2. If you could replace all water in the world with another liquid, what would it be?
3. Would you rather burp glitter or fart confetti?
4. If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest?
5. What job would your pet have if they were human?
6. What's the weirdest thing you have ever googled?
7. If you had to rename everyday objects, what would you call spoons?
8. What mythical creature would you choose as a pet?
9. What is the worst question you have ever been asked on an ama?
10. Have you ever read a book that broke your heart?

 

[Jaro]

1. Who is the last person you had a crush on?

It was a colleague actually

2. If you could replace all water in the world with another liquid, what would it be?

Beer of course. Warsteiner beer!
But honestly this would obviously not be a good idea. Life on earth would cease to exist.

3. Would you rather burp glitter or fart confetti?

Fart confetti. Do I need to explain why to you?

4. If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest?

Monkey's for sure. Chimpanzees to be specific.

5. What job would your pet have if they were human?

I don't have a pet but if I did it would definitely be a cat and it would definitely be the bouncer.

6. What's the weirdest thing you have ever googled?

How do I recall such a detailed and specific question with my tiny worm brain?
I do remember that I have Googled "Mfkzt". This is not a made up word. It does mean something but I still don't quite understand it.

7. If you had to rename everyday objects, what would you call spoons?

Tongue depressors

8. What mythical creature would you choose as a pet?

A unicorn would be pretty cool. Not smart but cool.

9. What is the worst question you have ever been asked on an ama?

I really can't remember this!

10. Have you ever read a book that broke your heart?

I read very few books in my life, at least in the fiction category. I don't recall any to be honest. No, I'm really not a psychopath!

 

[Butterfly]

If you could merge two animals to create the ultimate predator, what would they be and why?
If your conciousness was uploaded into a Roomba, what would be your new life goal?
You're suddenly able to taste lies. How does that affect your daily life?
Whats the most useless but entertaining superpower you could imagine?
What's the worse thing a smart fridge could say to you during a breakup?
If socks could feel pain, how would laundry day change?
Which vegetable do you think is plotting against humanity, and why is it celery?

 

[Jaro]

If you could merge two animals to create the ultimate predator, what would they be and why?

A wasp and a shark but shark sized. So a large flying stinging and biting menace.

If your conciousness was uploaded into a Roomba, what would be your new life goal?

I have never heard of a Roomba. So a robot vacuum cleaner? I guess I'd be looking for some toes to suck in between my normal sucking. I don't think a vacuum cleaner can be prosecuted for indecent behaviour.

You're suddenly able to taste lies. How does that affect your daily life?

How am I going to taste words that people speak? But assuming I'd find a way then I'd probably be horrified. Have you ever seen the movie 'the invention of lying'? Its not good to know when people lie all the time.

Whats the most useless but entertaining superpower you could imagine?

Being able to see through clothes!

What's the worse thing a smart fridge could say to you during a breakup?

No more cold beer for you!

If socks could feel pain, how would laundry day change?

It won't. Socks are stupid and deserve it!

Which vegetable do you think is plotting against humanity, and why is it celery?

Onions. They make us cry all the time.

 

[Butterfly]

1. If your thoughts were broadcast as a podcast, what would this week's episode be called?
2. If you had to be haunted by a ghost, but you could choose who, who would it be and why?
3. What conspiracy theory do you wish could be trust just for the drama?
4. What's a food you irrationally trust?
5. What's your go to fake name?
6. If jobs were assigned based on your internet search history, what would you be doing right now?
7. If you could ban one mundane thing forever(ie parallel parking, spoons, voicemail), what would it be?
8. If time froze for everybody except you for 24 hours, how would you spend it?

 

[Guv'nor]

Have you ever worn panties?
If you have, why did you start wearing them?
Which are your favourite, and least favourite, to wear? Please explain why?
Do you like seeing men wear panties? If so, which style?
Do you like being spanked?
Have you ever wet yourself as an adult, in a non kink environment? If so, why was this?
Have you ever tasted your own cum? Did you like it? Please describe its flavour?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. What music do you like?
2. What is your favorite art form?
3. What is your spirit animal?
4. Do you know someone personally who has a disability?
5. What is your favorite pasta shape?

 

[Jaro]

1. If your thoughts were broadcast as a podcast, what would this week's episode be called?

Titillating thoughs of terrific toes

2. If you had to be haunted by a ghost, but you could choose who, who would it be and why?

Cleopatra. She has always intrigued me.

3. What conspiracy theory do you wish could be trust just for the drama?

That we never went to the moon

4. What's a food you irrationally trust?

I don't really understand this question?

5. What's your go to fake name?

Jaro! Well... for kink anyways.

6. If jobs were assigned based on your internet search history, what would you be doing right now?

My search history doesn't show me searched terms. My last search was apparently an image and I think it was a image of a naked woman tied to a tree. So what would I be then? A tree hugger?

7. If you could ban one mundane thing forever(ie parallel parking, spoons, voicemail), what would it be?

long toenails!

8. If time froze for everybody except you for 24 hours, how would you spend it?

I would run around naked everywhere as happy as a seagull with a french fry

 

[Jaro]

Have you ever worn panties?

Have I ever...?? I wear them almost exclusively these days. I have kind of a panties fetish and you probably can't guess how many I own. I will write a blog about it soon.

If you have, why did you start wearing them?

I am not sure when it started. Probably a few years ago when I bought my first.

Which are your favourite, and least favourite, to wear? Please explain why?

Favorite is definitely a male-designed g-string. It gives me both the support as well as as little fabric on me as possible. And it makes my ass stand out, although a thong probably makes it stand out more.
Least favorite are tightly whities. Boring and ugly.

Do you like seeing men wear panties? If so, which style?

I greatly prefer seeing women wear them. G-strings and thongs. But if a guys has a nice hairless ass I like to see that also!

Do you like being spanked?

Definitely! I prefer to get it most on my ass although I hate the fact that it never bruises.

Have you ever wet yourself as an adult, in a non kink environment? If so, why was this?

No I don't think that ever happened.

Have you ever tasted your own cum? Did you like it? Please describe its flavour?

I have many times. It tastes a tiny bit salty but otherwise pretty neutral. The thought of eating it is more arousing than actually eating it though, but that's just because when I get to eat it I'm obviously no longer horny.