Well, that's easy. Don't you know that?
Oh it's simple really. They used to. But the great war between the southern and northern Penguin tribes all but wiped out the northern Penguins. They say the last remaining penguin of the north roams the frozen wasteland, fighting to avenge his kin.
Because it was pointy and they needed a way to pop giant balloons.
The best animal to keep as a pet is a hippo because they care about cleanliness so much they will even do your chores for you.
Donkeys, they much prefer curling up in front of a fire and eating Pop Tarts, but from the microwave, not the toaster.
Bisexual
BisexualOf course, but they lack the courage to unfurl their huge wings
Presidential elections work by hydlaulics.
Aliens that came to earth during the time when Babylonians assumed to control the world, and told them they where gods. They ordered to make a sundial. To wear a sundial made of stone on their hands it was not possible to get more 12 marks. They told the Babylonians that they would be superior by using AM and PM, as half the world would not understand what it was.
