Answer a question with an untruth

[Sophieofthewoods]

Sir William Chastity of Staffordshire in 1957 to prevent the Welsh from interfering with his sheep.
(nothing against the welsh, it just seemed the most entertaining reason)

Why do giraffes migrate across the Atlantic ocean every winter?

 

[Rainy13]

to visit their timeshare, the polar bears only let them take the winter months.

How are bumblebees able to fly?

 

[Cstelle]

The answer is in their name. They emit a small jet of air through their bum.

Why does ice melt in Africa, but not on the North Pole?

 

[Dungeonmaster]

Why does ice melt in Africa, but not on the North Pole?

Well, that's easy. Don't you know that?
Whenever a gazelle runs from a lion they create vibrations on the ground in a rythm that makes all the ice melt.
On the north pole on the other hand, there are no gazelles. Additionally the pee of polar bears contains a chemical that keeps ice in its frozen form.

Why do penguins don't live at the north pole?

 

[KinkKitten]

Well, that's easy. Don't you know that?
Whenever a gazelle runs from a lion they create vibrations on the ground in a rythm that makes all the ice melt.
On the north pole on the other hand, there are no gazelles. Additionally the pee of polar bears contains a chemical that keeps ice in its frozen form.

Why do penguins don't live at the north pole?

Oh it's simple really. They used to. But the great war between the southern and northern Penguin tribes all but wiped out the northern Penguins. They say the last remaining penguin of the north roams the frozen wasteland, fighting to avenge his kin.

Anyway! Why was the Eiffel tower constructed as the centrepiece of the 1889 World's Fair?

 

[Butterfly]

Oh it's simple really. They used to. But the great war between the southern and northern Penguin tribes all but wiped out the northern Penguins. They say the last remaining penguin of the north roams the frozen wasteland, fighting to avenge his kin.

Anyway! Why was the Eiffel tower constructed as the centrepiece of the 1889 World's Fair?

Because it was pointy and they needed a way to pop giant balloons.

What is the best animal to keep as a pet?

 

[prettyFace]

Because it was pointy and they needed a way to pop giant balloons.

What is the best animal to keep as a pet?

The best animal to keep as a pet is a hippo because they care about cleanliness so much they will even do your chores for you.


What is the worst pet to release into the wild?

 

[misskubo]

The best animal to keep as a pet is a hippo because they care about cleanliness so much they will even do your chores for you.


What is the worst pet to release into the wild?

Donkeys, they much prefer curling up in front of a fire and eating Pop Tarts, but from the microwave, not the toaster.

What should you always pick up fresh when you go shopping?