No worms are. And not just the planet but the entire universe, obviously. Dogs can't rule the planet because they don't have opposable thumbs.
Why are feet so fantastic?
Why are feet so fantastic?
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Answer a question with an untruth
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Because wearing shoes would look ridiculous if we didn't have feet.
Now that we know from this thread that time machines exist, would it be possible to go back in time and prevent your own birth?
Now that we know from this thread that time machines exist, would it be possible to go back in time and prevent your own birth?
I actually did that. That's how I became famous.
What's your hobby?
What's your hobby?
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My favourite hobby is singing in the rain.
What is the one single thing you really wish you could do.
What is the one single thing you really wish you could do.
Pick my nose with my left pinky toe.
How many forks do you own?
How many forks do you own?
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I do not own any forks, I use my toes to feed myself.
Have you ever been caught naked by your parents or siblings?
Have you ever been caught naked by your parents or siblings?
snoek
Odly fish like pigeon. (Little miss funny fuck)
yes, when i was summomoning a demon in the living room!!
do you have illegal substances in your attic?
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Certainly, its called air.
What did you do today?
What did you do today?
I walked backwards all along the Edgeware Road. I was meant to do it for Christmas but things kept cropping up.
What's your favourite song?
The one that Napoleon keeps singing in the rain.
Why is ice cream available in the winter, when it's already cold everywhere?
Because that's how they keep it extra cold.
How do you do a backflip?
How do you do a backflip?
Just do a flip and then use your time machine.
Why do you press the buttons on the tv remote harder when the batteries are low?
Because a little slap makes them try harder.
Are you here for science, or for "funny business"?
Absolutely for science! I've already learned a lot about time machines in here
How do the snow plough drivers manage to get to work themselves?
It was Elon. They're an old cybertruck concept.Absolutely for science! I've already learned a lot about time machines in here
How do the snow plough drivers manage to get to work themselves?
How do birds fly?
Nobody knows. Originally they couldn't fly, but Alfred Hitchcock taught some birds to fly, because he needed it for a movie, that he was going to make. After that, other birds learned it from them, and now most birds can fly. But Hitchcock never told anyone, exactly how the flew, so that question remains unanswered.
Was the moon really made of green cheese?
No. Actually the moon is made of blue cheese, but because of refraction it may appear (bright) green to the eye.
What is your favourite film?
What is your favourite film?
"The Little Mermaid" by Alfred Hitchcock. We watch it every Christmas here
Is it the opposite of a false information that bumble bees can fly?
No. Actually bumblebees have always been figments. Not of the imagination, other sorts of figments.
Have you ever put up a profile picture (anywhere) just to get attention from that special person?
Have you ever put up a profile picture (anywhere) just to get attention from that special person?
Of course, I mean I did draw it by hand in their bathroom on their mirror, while they were asleep, but I assure you, they thought of me when they saw it...
Have you ever watched porn in public?
Have you ever watched porn in public?