Today on Ask Ashy

How are you? Like, really?
Do you have any exciting plans for the summer?
Are you currently reading a book? What is it?
What series/TV show are you currently watching?
What is the weirdest thing in your fridge right now?
When is the last time you were given a high five and what were the circumstances?
 
How are you? Like, really?
Warm and lazy, need more coffee and a cuddle.
Do you have any exciting plans for the summer?
Being zen
Are you currently reading a book? What is it?
Still slowly working my way through the bible, weird stuff in there.
What series/TV show are you currently watching?
watched 2 seasons of the orville, very nice sci fi show.
What is the weirdest thing in your fridge right now?
Fresh spinach
When is the last time you were given a high five and what were the circumstances?
I have no idea... might be years ago.
 
When is the last time you did the following things, and describe the circumstances:
a) peed your pants
b) farted
c) tasted cum
d) had an orgasm
e) ordered something online
f) laughed out loud
g) answered your phone to somebody not in your contacts
h) bought and/or received flowers
i) fell asleep somewhere not in a bed
j) forgot something important
k) ruined an orgasm
l) tried a new kink
m) cursed
 
When is the last time you did the following things, and describe the circumstances:
a) peed your pants
b) farted
c) tasted cum
d) had an orgasm
e) ordered something online
f) laughed out loud
g) answered your phone to somebody not in your contacts
h) bought and/or received flowers
i) fell asleep somewhere not in a bed
j) forgot something important
k) ruined an orgasm
l) tried a new kink
m) cursed
A: A loooong time ago. even peeing a diaper has probably been years by now.
B: Few hours ago? Silent, no noticeable scent.
C: Again, years, just experimenting, trying to push past the post orgasm clarity, didn't really do much for me, was just weird.
D: Yesterday, while watching... what was i watching... oh! sissy getting pegged.
E: Again, yesterday, Lovense edge 2 cuz sale.
F: This morning, cat zoomies, jumping around like a weirdo.
G: like, 2007?
H: 2 years ago after finishing a play
I: lightly dozed off in a train heading home from daytherapy last week.
J: I forgot...
K: forgot that too... i think last time was when you had me in denial... see bottom.
L: Getting my chastity cage was new, but since then... i dunno what i even can try solo anymore... inspiration welcome.
M: today, realizing i gotta put on clothes to go get food.


Ok, so i never actually got permission to leave your control. And I did anyway, for which i apologize. Considering all the chaos you've been going through the past months it just seemed a bit... insensitive to be like "ehm, yeah, personal life, big woop, what about my orgasms?" So i kinda just... quietly released myself. It seemed like the right move, but i'm not really sure, and then i've been going through my own therapy, not really been kinky at all since your hiatus, so... life, i guess.
 
Ok, so i never actually got permission to leave your control. And I did anyway, for which i apologize. Considering all the chaos you've been going through the past months it just seemed a bit... insensitive to be like "ehm, yeah, personal life, big woop, what about my orgasms?" So i kinda just... quietly released myself. It seemed like the right move, but i'm not really sure, and then i've been going through my own therapy, not really been kinky at all since your hiatus, so... life, i guess.
I want you to know that you that you could have asked, I would not have considered it to be insensitive at all. But also know that your choice was not wrong and I am not upset at all.

Some new questions:

1. Have you ever been in love?
2. How do you feel about chocolate covered strawberries?
3. What food are you craving right now?
4. What is a highlight of the last month for you?
5. If you could snap your fingers and be anywhere else for 24 hours, where would you go?
 
I want you to know that you that you could have asked, I would not have considered it to be insensitive at all. But also know that your choice was not wrong and I am not upset at all.
Thank you glitterball <3

Some new questions:

1. Have you ever been in love?
2. How do you feel about chocolate covered strawberries?
3. What food are you craving right now?
4. What is a highlight of the last month for you?
5. If you could snap your fingers and be anywhere else for 24 hours, where would you go?
1. Not really, some teenage infatuation, but not something i'd call real love.
2. I never had one, believe it or not. They should be tasty, it's 2 sweet tasty things brought together, can't go bad.
3. Wish i knew. My body is like a puppy sometimes that really wants something but it can't tell you what so you just keep trying stuff.
4. It snowed! woke up n there was all this white stuff everywhere.
5. Canada, know a few people there.
 
What is the most fun that you have had recently?
Do you prefer fruit or vegetables?
Do you prefer sweet or savoury foods?
 
How many marshmallows in hot cocoa is too many, and have you personally crossed that line?
If you could only communicate in Christmas song lyrics for 24 hours, what’s the first thing you’d say?
If you were gifted a magical ornament that brings anything you draw to life, what chaos would you unleash?
Which Christmas cookie best represents your personality and why?
If you had to wrap gifts using only items in your fridge, what’s your strategy?
If you became Santa for a day, what impractical gift would you give everyone just to cause chaos?
 
How many marshmallows in hot cocoa is too many, and have you personally crossed that line?
I have attempted to cross the line, but could not find it.

If you could only communicate in Christmas song lyrics for 24 hours, what’s the first thing you’d say?
Baby it's cold outside?

If you were gifted a magical ornament that brings anything you draw to life, what chaos would you unleash?
We're gonna need a lot of paper, because i'm drawing a t-rex to scale!

Which Christmas cookie best represents your personality and why?
Stars, because i shine! and if i get overstimulated i'll destroy planets.

If you had to wrap gifts using only items in your fridge, what’s your strategy?
Cheese is my strategy, because all i have is cheese.

If you became Santa for a day, what impractical gift would you give everyone just to cause chaos?
Glitterbombs
 
What ridiculously small thing are you irrationally excited for this week?
If tomorrow magically becomes The Best Day Ever™, what tiny detail would make it so?
What’s the next moment you’re counting down to as if it’s launch day for a rocket?
What are you predicting for 2026 with absolute (but totally unfounded) confidence?
What’s the most chaotic thing you expect your 2026 self to do?
What’s something you swear you’ll finally do in 2026, even though you said the same in 2025… and 2024…?
 
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