Tough bunch of questions here.
1. What's the worst advice you've ever been given?
"Don't worry about the dog, he doesn't bite." And would you believe it, it dun gone and bit me.
In all seriousness, though, I'm not sure. I've been given advice that didn't pan out, but it was worth a shot... Nothing really springs to mind where in hindsight i was like "that was so stupid, why did i even consider that?"
2. In what ways do you benefit the world?
I volunteer to help people living in poverty, I write poems that people enjoy, I respect my fellow humans...
3. What fact about yourself took you the longest to understand or accept?
Why I can't just function. Why I can't just wake up, have breakfast, get a job, work 6 days a week, get a drink with friends, and watch football. The most recent development is that I may be autistic, but I think even that is just a piece of the puzzle.
4. What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?
Yogurt sucks. Also, not EVERYTHING needs to have mayo on it.
5. If you could live in another time period but stay in the same place you live now, when would you want to live?
Either stone age, or far future.
6. Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?

Not really, it's all right in front of us.
7. What is the "strangest" thing you believe in? Do you believe in the supernatural? Heaven, angels, ghosts? Luck, fate, magic? Mind reading, lizard people, the Illuminati? Where do you draw the line of belief and disbelief?
Belief may be a strong word... I've had... Experiences. Things i have seen and felt that, lacking a more plausible explanation, I can only describe as spirits. I am not going around claiming that ghosts 100% exist, but i just don't have another explanation for the dark shadow I saw down a path I can usually see the end of, nor the sudden oppressive feeling that I wasn't welcome there at that time and should leave immediately.
8. What fictional character do you most relate to?
Harry Potter, up until he realizes he's a wizard. Or maybe Kenny from South Park. Weird abilities, no idea why, growing up in poverty and neglect... Yeah, my childhood was real fun.
9. What have you been meaning to do but haven't yet done? Why haven't you done it?
Well, that's my thing, or, one of my things. If i want something, I'll find a way. If the way is too hard, i lose the desire. I think all things i'm setting out to do are progressing, and the delay comes from external circumstance, not inaction. (e.g. the moving company will come when the appointment is made, not before.)
10. Let's say that regardless of what job you have, you'll make $100,000 a year (£78,000; €90,000), enough to live comfortably without having to worry about expenses. What job would you choose to have if money were no object?
Something simple, work at a library or something like that. One thing i have learned on my journey is that I don't do well with certain expectations. Expect as little as possible from me and we're peachy.