Today on Ask Ashy

[MessyAshy]

1. What do you know isn't real, but want badly for it to exist?

Nutrient pills. Take one, don't need to cook today. Or take half of one and a pizza if you feel like pizza.

2. What is the greatest physical pain you've ever felt?

Broken infected tooth. Maddening agony.

3. What is something you don't realize is weird until you really think about it?

Borders. Our great great great grandfathers drew some lines on a map, and now we have to live between the lines we're born in unless we get a special permission.

4. Can you tell me a joke?

I've seriously misunderstood pride month. Anyone want to buy 15 lions?

5. Is there something you wish everybody knew about you without you having to tell them?

Invite me to stuff. I may say no 9 times out of 10, but I appreciate the thought.

6. What trait do you admire in others but don't possess yourself?

The ability to be social.

7. What question do you most hate being asked?

"Why would you like to work for this company" You offer payment for work, that's why. After 100 job applications I was so sick of pretending every job I applied to was a dream come true.

8. What is something other people admire about you?

My ability to express myself.

9. What's the best outcome of a complete accident you've experienced in your life?

As a joke my classmates selected me to give the graduation speech on behalf of the class... Which is how I discovered I'm pretty damn awesome with writing and stage presence.

10. Have you ever gotten the giggles in an inappropriate place? Where was it?

Someone in class did a not good thing, teacher lined us up and started grilling us, I couldn't stop laughing, we all got punished.

 

[Butterfly]

1. You have enough money to make a sizeable charitable donation—to which charity do you donate it and why? Or, if you choose not to go through a charity, how would you spend this money in a philanthropic way?
2. What is something weird you do that you wonder if other people do as well?
3. Suddenly you're in a horror film, running from a masked murderer. Your only companion is the last person you texted, and your only weapon is whatever is currently closest to your left hand. What is the movie like and do you think you could survive?
4. What is one thing you're tired of telling/explaining to people?
5. What embarrassing memory will forever be burned into your mind?
6. What was the busiest day of your life thus far?
7. What was the greatest day of your life thus far?
8. What was the worst day of your life thus far?
9. What is one thing you're good at that people don't expect?
10. In what way do you differ most from your parents?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. You have enough money to make a sizeable charitable donation—to which charity do you donate it and why? Or, if you choose not to go through a charity, how would you spend this money in a philanthropic way?

Easy, the local charity I volunteer at. We provide little free activities for people in poverty, give them something to do, give them a community. We also help when we can with giving donated stuff, lil bits of food, clothes, furniture, we have a service to help people move, do yard work, small home repairs... For pretty much any problem, just ask and we'll see what we can do. If we can't help, we know who can.

And then with all those contacts we gather info about the problems people in poverty face, and present those to the government so they can hopefully fix it. That is where I most often come in, I use my writing and public speaking ability to share our stories wherever I'm able.

2. What is something weird you do that you wonder if other people do as well?

My dreams are quite weird, I have a consistent dream world. A patchwork of paradoxical dream versions of places I've been a lot. Sometimes new places get added, but some parts are decades old, and I still see them in some dreams. There's even trains, busses, doors, and roads that connect different parts that have always been the same. Over the years it has turned into quite a complex world and almost a parallel life I live.

I've never met anyone who dreams like I do, And it's one of the weirdest things my brain does.

3. Suddenly you're in a horror film, running from a masked murderer. Your only companion is the last person you texted, and your only weapon is whatever is currently closest to your left hand. What is the movie like and do you think you could survive?

Now, if you mean phone texted specifically then it's someone from my volunteer place, but if discord DM's count then @Butterfly is my horror companion.

As for my weapon, of course you ask this when all my swords and knives are in boxes. Guess I'm fighting off the killer with a coffee cup. At least I'll be awake for my horrible death.

4. What is one thing you're tired of telling/explaining to people?

I'm not sure there is anything. There have been things where I've had to accept that a certain person just isn't going to get it because they're too set in their ways, like an old lady with racist tendencies. Even though she accepts all the logic presented to her, there's still some racism she holds on to because she's just believed it for so long without anyone talking through it and giving clarity. So in those cases there's just nothing I can do to change her mind.

But that won't stop me from trying with the next person, and even revisiting that conversation with her in a month, in a year, whenever she's open to it. I'm a very patient teacher.

5. What embarrassing memory will forever be burned into your mind?

I can't access it at the moment, but it's somewhere on the edge of my mind, like an intrusive thought, ready to make me cringe when I least expect it...

6. What was the busiest day of your life thus far?

One of the 17 octobers, international day for the eradication of poverty. Everyone wants me to give presentations that day.

7. What was the greatest day of your life thus far?

When i lived in Plymouth, just chilling in the park with friends.

8. What was the worst day of your life thus far?

My mom's first murder attempt.

9. What is one thing you're good at that people don't expect?

Surviving.

10. In what way do you differ most from your parents?

I don't drink alcohol.

 

[Butterfly]

Has kink taught you anything about yourself that surprised you?
What kink do you think is super misunderstood?
What would your “kink alignment” be: lawful brat, chaotic dom, neutral switch…?
If kink was a Hogwarts class, what would you be teaching?
What's the hill you're willing to die on in a kink debate?

 

[MessyAshy]

Has kink taught you anything about yourself that surprised you?

This isn't the only reason i like dominant partners, but it's certainly a part of it. There's no ambiguity, no unwritten rules, kinky people just plainly state what they like and what they hate. I love that clarity, that open communication, and it's what makes keeping a job difficult for me. Because so many places just want you to hit the ground running and be autonomous and in control and I can't do that. It makes me overthink, and then I get afraid, and then I shut down.

What kink do you think is super misunderstood?

Hard to say, I'm not other people. I know some classic stereotypes, like ABDL is pedophilia, pain subs are just confused people in abusive relationships... But I've been lucky in keeping ignorant people away from my kinky side. The big one, I think, is that people think kink=sex. It is so much more, and for many it's not even about sex at all!

What would your “kink alignment” be: lawful brat, chaotic dom, neutral switch…?

I would say a lawful bottom. I am very obedient, and I like it when things are done to me.

If kink was a Hogwarts class, what would you be teaching?

That is a weird question. Although I would like to see a creative person make an 18+ movie set in the Potterverse, just to see how kinky magic could get. I mean, the Weasleys had seven children, you know shit got wild.

Maybe conjuration. Teach people to create different thickness of slime and stuff...

What's the hill you're willing to die on in a kink debate?

... I don't know. I tend to agree with kinky people, so there's no debate there. If it's kink versus vanilla i think the fact that we're not mentally ill, kink is not a dysfunction, I'd die on that hill.

In general I don't really debate that often. The way I see it is either the debate is about a fact, which means there is concrete proof, so no reason to debate. Or it's an opinion, and everyone can have their own, so there's no reason to debate. I'll exchange ideas and viewpoints, but I never set out to change someone's mind, only to understand it, and maybe have them understand mine.

 

[Butterfly]

1. What is a quote that speaks to you, and why do you like it?
2. What advice do you wish you'd received earlier?
3. What was the hardest time of your life, and how did you make it through?
4. What is the best compliment you've ever received?
5. What character trait instantly makes you respect someone?
6. What is the best compliment you've ever given someone?
7. What is a fear you've faced and how did you face it?
8. What is an "everyday evil" you experience often? Something banal but deeply unfair.
9. What person you know do you look up to most and why?
10. Has anyone ever saved your life? Have you ever saved someone else’s?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. What is a quote that speaks to you, and why do you like it?

"Let your smile change the world, don't let the world change your smile."

Because our attitude, the energy we project, affects the people around us. I have seen this first hand. I once stepped on a bus with a very grumpy looking driver, and with all the genuine optimism I could muster I wished him a good morning. Not just the generic automated "morning" we say because it's expected of us, I tried to put my heart and soul into it. And it worked, he started to smile! And for the entire bus ride I got to see his smile spread to every other person that got on the bus. It was genuinely beautiful.

It also works with negativity. I know people who just have a bad time wherever they go, no one likes them, everything is against them... And they are not bad people! They just drag this cloud of negativity with them, they already assume wherever they go and whatever they do, the universe is against them. They perceive everything as an insult to them, and they lash out because anger is like a painkiller for emotions. In reality, it's just their own negativity they are simultaneously fighting and feeding.

2. What advice do you wish you'd received earlier?

Sometimes parents are just assholes who had sex. Learn to survive on your own and run the fuck away.

3. What was the hardest time of your life, and how did you make it through?

12-19 years old. Drunk mom, no dad, no help at school, sometimes bullied at school. I had some unhealthy coping mechanisms. Smoked weed for a while. Not the worst but I was at the 'almost failing school because my concentration dropped to absolute 0' level, so that wasn't good. Embracing anger was another one, emotional painkiller. And video games for some escapism. I spent years hidden inside a cocoon of anger and drugs.

4. What is the best compliment you've ever received?

When people are moved by my writing it's always good, that's what i aim for. The greatest compliment was actually silence. There is this person I know, fellow volunteer, nice lady, but she can't for the life of her shut the fuck up. It's like her mind can't store thoughts, it needs to be spoken aloud or it's gone. Doesn't matter if someone else is talking, or if we're in a meeting, or rehearsing for a play... she can't keep quiet and always has little side conversations going on.

Except... when I do a reading of my poetry or biography. She will sit there completely silent and attentive for as long as I speak. And because i know how fucking hard that is for her, it is the greatest compliment she could ever give me.

5. What character trait instantly makes you respect someone?

Curiosity. The willingness to examine things, to try things, to analyze a thought process, to question what they think they know.

6. What is the best compliment you've ever given someone?

Fuuuck... I dunno... 'Nice hair, did you grow it yourself?'

7. What is a fear you've faced and how did you face it?

I used to be afraid of public speaking... And i faced it by giving a graduation speech, and then be in a theater performance.

8. What is an "everyday evil" you experience often? Something banal but deeply unfair.

Advertising. If i send all my local stores a weekly letter asking them to give me their money I'd probably go to jail, yet they can flood my mailbox with flyers, sales, discount coupons, they can paint their logo on walls, roads, they can interrupt tv shows and youtube videos...

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Even stalkers have more respect for personal space.

9. What person you know do you look up to most and why?

Keanu Reeves, nice guy, loves his job, gives 110%, is in some good movies.

10. Has anyone ever saved your life? Have you ever saved someone else’s?

Never been in a situation where either was necessary.

 

[Butterfly]

If sex had a theme song every time you started, what would yours be?
Would you rather have sex in a zero-gravity room or underwater (with breathing gear)?
What’s the most random thing that’s killed the mood for you?"
If you could have sex in any fictional universe, where would you pick?
What’s your guilty pleasure that shouldn’t be sexy but kinda is?
Would you rather only be able to sext using medieval English or pirate slang?
If a genie offered to make you the best at one very specific sex skill, which would you choose?
What’s the weirdest safe word you’ve ever heard (or would love to use)?
If you had to incorporate a kitchen appliance into foreplay, which would it be?
What’s the most hilarious noise you’ve ever heard during sex?
Would you rather have sex while skydiving or while riding a roller coaster?
If you could invent a new position and name it after yourself, what would it be called?

 

[MessyAshy]

If sex had a theme song every time you started, what would yours be?

Vana - Beg
One of the best BDSM-themed songs I know.

Would you rather have sex in a zero-gravity room or underwater (with breathing gear)?

Underwater, would be pretty zen.

What’s the most random thing that’s killed the mood for you?

Cat getting playful? Can't be rubbing the dangly bits when the cat is playful or there will be blood.

If you could have sex in any fictional universe, where would you pick?

Star wars, because aliens.

What’s your guilty pleasure that shouldn’t be sexy but kinda is?

Well... by who's standard? Because some vanilla people think none of the stuff i do should be sexy. I guess what I think is my guiltiest pleasure is I quite enjoy smelling a girl's perfume as she walks by me...

Would you rather only be able to sext using medieval English or pirate slang?

I doth declare that ye olde english is way more romantic, so that one.

If a genie offered to make you the best at one very specific sex skill, which would you choose?

Very specific... So I can't just say "being dominant" and then be an awesome switch. Hmmm...
I would ask for being able to perfectly do body writing on myself. Instead of just writing 'slut' I could write a whole sonnet about why I'm a slut.

What’s the weirdest safe word you’ve ever heard (or would love to use)?

Traffic light system works for me, or easter egg if i have to choose one, but weird... I mean, they're generally either the traffic light, or they're weird so you'd never accidentally say it. I've heard eggs benedict, pineapple juice, I guess food is a popular theme. What's the weirdest you have heard?

If you had to incorporate a kitchen appliance into foreplay, which would it be?

An appliance? That's a tough one, they can be a little dangerous. Maybe for a torture/interrogation scene you can use the sound of an electric bread slicer to scare them... Otherwise I don't know. Do they get really horny from the smell of coffee or a fresh loaf of bread?

What’s the most hilarious noise you’ve ever heard during sex?

Never had sex and watch most porn on mute, so 'generic moan' is pretty much the funniest out of all the things i never hear.

Would you rather have sex while skydiving or while riding a roller coaster?

Roller coaster. I want to be strapped to something to feel safe.

If you could invent a new position and name it after yourself, what would it be called?

Is this a trick to get my real name? Naughty Butterfly
The Ash candy.

 

[Butterfly]

If sex had a theme song every time you started, what would yours be?
Would you rather have sex in a zero-gravity room or underwater (with breathing gear)?
What’s the most random thing that’s killed the mood for you?"
If you could have sex in any fictional universe, where would you pick?
What’s your guilty pleasure that shouldn’t be sexy but kinda is?
Would you rather only be able to sext using medieval English or pirate slang?
If a genie offered to make you the best at one very specific sex skill, which would you choose?
What’s the weirdest safe word you’ve ever heard (or would love to use)?
If you had to incorporate a kitchen appliance into foreplay, which would it be?
What’s the most hilarious noise you’ve ever heard during sex?
Would you rather have sex while skydiving or while riding a roller coaster?
If you could invent a new position and name it after yourself, what would it be called?

 

[MessyAshy]

If sex had a theme song every time you started, what would yours be?
Would you rather have sex in a zero-gravity room or underwater (with breathing gear)?
What’s the most random thing that’s killed the mood for you?"
If you could have sex in any fictional universe, where would you pick?
What’s your guilty pleasure that shouldn’t be sexy but kinda is?
Would you rather only be able to sext using medieval English or pirate slang?
If a genie offered to make you the best at one very specific sex skill, which would you choose?
What’s the weirdest safe word you’ve ever heard (or would love to use)?
If you had to incorporate a kitchen appliance into foreplay, which would it be?
What’s the most hilarious noise you’ve ever heard during sex?
Would you rather have sex while skydiving or while riding a roller coaster?
If you could invent a new position and name it after yourself, what would it be called?

you've already asked these

 

[Butterfly]

you've already asked these

Sorry, wrong copy paste. Give me a min

 

[Butterfly]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?
If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")
If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?
Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?
You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?
Which villain would you let top you?
Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?
What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?

 

[MessyAshy]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?

"I'm a pretty little sundae"

If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")

Hmm, a ridiculous law... April 25th, lingerie day, is now compulsory. Everyone must wear lingerie and only lingerie the whole day. And all businesses most stay open as usual.

If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?

Replace bit gags with harmonicas.

Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?

I'll take socks, because I like socks. Also, edible wearables are sexy in theory, but at some point you're just eating candy instead of pussy and that's somewhat missing the point of edible clothes, i feel.

You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?

So you know how ribs can be a bit bland by themselves, but they get really delicious if you cover them in a sweet sticky glaze? Well, daddy also loves being covered in a sweet sticky glaze.

Which villain would you let top you?

Number 6 from Battlestar Galactica.

Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?

Boss, in a way, he paid for them.

What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?

Delete the folder labelled "things". Do not open.

 

[Butterfly]

1. What expensive thing is absolutely worth the money?
2. If you could change your name (first, last, middle, or any combination of the three), what would you change it to and why?
3. What historical figure would you most like to sit and have a conversation with over tea?
4. Who do you wish was still alive?
5. Is there anything you can recite from memory?
6. How has your year been going?
7. How long is your ideal lifespan? Would you want to live to 200? 500? 1,000?
8. How are you? No, really. How are you really? Now, today, at this moment?
9. What were you severely underprepared for?
10. What's the most selfish thing you've done?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. What expensive thing is absolutely worth the money?

Top shelf shampoo. Without it I would've probably died to strangulation or suffocation by my own hair a long time ago. These luscious locks need TLC!

2. If you could change your name (first, last, middle, or any combination of the three), what would you change it to and why?

Ashe <lastname> Because I love the name Ashe for reasons I think I elaborated on in the nickname origins thread. And i keep my last name because even though a tree may reach for the heavens, it never forgets it's roots.

3. What historical figure would you most like to sit and have a conversation with over tea?

Wishing I paid more attention in history class... The writer in me wants to say Shakespeare, but that's such a pretentious answer.
Maybe Jesus Christ... If he existed. Give him a little update, because he said love each other, and we've been waging wars over that for 2000 years. I don't think he'll be pleased.

4. Who do you wish was still alive?

Well damn, that is hard. Not that I've never lost loved ones, it's just... the implications go beyond me having that person in my life again, and that's what I'm worried about. Let's say my grandmother for example, she'd have to see her two children be selfish alcoholics destroying their lives like their father.

My grandfather did a lot of bad things, but he cleaned his life up before the end and shared some of his passions with his grandchildren. Then he lost a leg to... some vein issue? And he never left that hospital again because the problem moved higher up, and then the amputation wound got infected... So in what state would I get him back, legless and bedridden? Not a good life.

Another person i can think of, good friend, he encouraged me to open up and in some ways shaped the person i am today. But he was 81, losing his hearing, his sight, his memory, he had shared all of his wisdom with the world already, he was done. He was one of those cases where you believe they chose to simply let go. Friday he was talking about applying for euthanasia, saturday evening he climbed into bed clutching a picture of the volunteer group he helped start, and he never woke up again. Do I rob him of his peace for my desires?

So I don't know. Some kid who got hit by a car, he can have my wish for life.

5. Is there anything you can recite from memory?

Several of my poems, movie scenes, stand up comedy bits, sketches, my lines from when i played the duke of albany in king lear 12 years ago, song lyrics...

6. How has your year been going?

Not bad, all things considered. Moving along one day at a time.

7. How long is your ideal lifespan? Would you want to live to 200? 500? 1,000?

When the mind goes, I go. That being said, in a scenario where good health is assured for the whole lifespan... I'd say a couple thousand years.

8. How are you? No, really. How are you really? Now, today, at this moment?

I'm good! I'm free, no more deadlines, just living at my own pace again. It's great.

9. What were you severely underprepared for?

Living alone. I had never learned how to cook, how to do laundry, how to pay bills...

10. What's the most selfish thing you've done?

I've never been crazy selfish, i think. I've done things for me, it's called self care and it's allowed... But i can't really recall a time where I was excessively selfish. I think the worst thing I've done is tell someone i was out of sigarets when actually i wasn't... but otherwise i don't know.

 

[Butterfly]

1. What is the strongest emotional connection you've ever felt with a person? (It doesn't have to be romantic.)
2. Do you have or have you ever had a nemesis?
3. What’s the biggest fight you’ve gotten into, and what was it about?
4. What would the ideal version of your life look like?
5. What was the most recent thing that made you belly laugh?
6. What is the dumbest purchase you’ve ever made?
7. If you had to write your own eulogy to be read at your funeral, what would it say in brief?
8. You have the opportunity to give a 10 minute speech which will be broadcast worldwide. What do you say?
9. How long do you think you could survive in a remote forest with no tools?
10. What person in your life would you most want to be stuck in an elevator with for 24 hours?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. What is the strongest emotional connection you've ever felt with a person? (It doesn't have to be romantic.)

My sister. There is no one i care about more.

2. Do you have or have you ever had a nemesis?

Back in the long time ago, a kid I thought was my friend, hacked my msn messenger. If I ever see him again I will hurt him.

3. What’s the biggest fight you’ve gotten into, and what was it about?

Me and a friend arguing about which way to go to pick up his GF from work.

4. What would the ideal version of your life look like?

Well, by what standard? Rich and powerful? A benevolent ruler? A happy beggar? A normal guy who grew up with a loving family, who played soccer with his friends after school, went to college, got a mid range desk job, married his high school sweetheart and has two lovely children called Benji and Ashley?

I am who I am, and I like who I am. Change anything, a better childhood, a better job, better friends, more money, and yes, my life may be deemed more ideal, but it wouldn't be me anymore. All the good and the bad that happened in my life eventually led to me in the now typing this answer. In that sense I am ideal. I am the only thing that could have possibly come from that specific sequence of events.

5. What was the most recent thing that made you belly laugh?

Probably a youtube video, i don't remember which one, I watch so many.

6. What is the dumbest purchase you’ve ever made?

Tobacco.

7. If you had to write your own eulogy to be read at your funeral, what would it say in brief?

My favorite death poem:

Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.

And there's even an artist who sings it.

8. You have the opportunity to give a 10 minute speech which will be broadcast worldwide. What do you say?

In short, because 10 minutes is quite a lengthy speech, it would come down to "Are you all fucking stupid or something? If you all stopped giving in to fear and hate, if you all accepted each other's humanity, if you all stopped fucking killing each other and work together, I guarantee you every problem plaguing humanity today will be solved by the end of the month. And half of them will be solved because you stopped causing them. Live, laugh, love, and shut the fuck up."

9. How long do you think you could survive in a remote forest with no tools?

Not long. I don't know which plants are edible, I don't know how to hunt, I don't know how to build a shelter before the weather kills me.

10. What person in your life would you most want to be stuck in an elevator with for 24 hours?

Either my sister, or Butterfly.

 

[Butterfly]

Have you missed me and my randomly hard questions? Good! Here's another set ...

1. What is the most obscure fact you know?
2. Is there something you want to tell someone, but haven’t? Why haven’t you done it, and how do you think they would react if you told them?
3. What’s a rant you’ve been holding in?
4. What subject could you teach a college course on? What would be the title of the course, and what units would you cover?
5. Have you ever had a recurring dream or nightmare? What was it?
6. What gives you hope for the future?
7. What is something you fantasize about often?
8. What do you find yourself thinking about just before you fall asleep?
9. What was your favourite family tradition growing up? Have you created a tradition of your own?
10. What is something you’re embarrassed to admit you enjoy? Why are you embarrassed about it?

and a bonus ... what is the best color of glitter?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. What is the most obscure fact you know?

While dogs recognize us as a different creature, cats think we are just very weird cats.

2. Is there something you want to tell someone, but haven’t? Why haven’t you done it, and how do you think they would react if you told them?

I know enough words to say the stuff i want to say in a way that avoids backlash, so I've said it... I'd love to tell some politicians to go lick an electrical socket, though...

3. What’s a rant you’ve been holding in?

https://www.facebook.com/MYoungPoetry/
I've ranted my heart out. I'm free to take rants as they come now.

4. What subject could you teach a college course on? What would be the title of the course, and what units would you cover?

Learn to give a fuck 101. We should not give a fuck about: fashion trends, excessive wealth, tv shows that run past their prime, other people's race, gender, or religion. We should give a fuck about: not hurting others, self care, respect for animals and nature, tasty snacks that can also be healthy.

5. Have you ever had a recurring dream or nightmare? What was it?

My whole dream world recurs. Just the other night I walked past a store I had a nightmare in in 2011. Events rarely recur, though. It's always different.

6. What gives you hope for the future?

The system is breaking itself.

7. What is something you fantasize about often?

Having telekinesis to absolutely destroy cars that are too fast or too loud.

8. What do you find yourself thinking about just before you fall asleep?

eepy... cat soft... pillow soft...

9. What was your favourite family tradition growing up? Have you created a tradition of your own?

Alcohol ruined everything my family did. My own tradition is being sober and happy.

10. What is something you’re embarrassed to admit you enjoy? Why are you embarrassed about it?

Well, you've seen what I admit to enjoying... I think manure is still my most embarrassing, because it's so niche. Some porn sites are against scat, and manure is like... beyond scat!

what is the best color of glitter?

I like gold...