Today on Ask Ashy

[MessyAshy]

Today on Ask Ashy, we have MessyAshy as our guest! This 31 year old male submissive loves to share weird and intimate details about himself, as well as voice his carefully considered opinions on the state of the world and the struggles of the lower classes. So without further ado, let's go to our first caller!

 

[Butterfly]

Ooooh fresh meat!

1. Who is your favorite Disney character?
2. When is the last time you had an orgasm and how was it achieved?
3. If you could join the cast of any sitcom, which would it be and why?
4. What has been your favorite messy task to date?
5. Is there a messy item you have wanted to use but just haven't had the opportunity?
6. Are you enjoying your time here so far?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. Who is your favorite Disney character?

Snow white, all because my first crush dressed up as snow white for halloween once.

2. When is the last time you had an orgasm and how was it achieved?

Yesterday, just a standard masturbation session while watching Natalie Mars being dominated.

3. If you could join the cast of any sitcom, which would it be and why?

Married with children, prime comedy, and Christina Applegate.

4. What has been your favorite messy task to date?

Ooh, that's a tough one... I think i would go with the spa day i had to do with a homemade face mask and sugar body scrub. Half messy, half sissy, all skincare.

5. Is there a messy item you have wanted to use but just haven't had the opportunity?

Some good mud or clay. I've tried making a mud bath at my house with very wet potting soil, and while fun it wasn't the ideal texture or amount. I'd really love to have a nice big pool of gloopy mud at my disposal.

6. Are you enjoying your time here so far?

Yes, it's very nice. Especially because it's still in the startup phase the community is smaller and I'm not just drowned out by the crowd.

 

[Butterfly]

I am so glad you are enjoying it here!

1. If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?
2. What are you wearing right now?
3. Do you have a favorite porn video?
4. What is your favorite way to make yourself cum?
5. How did you discover that you liked messy play?
6. Do you have a favorite photo of yourself? What do you like about it?
7. How tall are you?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?

A cat, no contest. They have great vision, they are flexible, they can jump really well, and they can sleep anywhere in any position.

2. What are you wearing right now?

Sweatpants and a loose t-shirt, classic chillax clothes.

3. Do you have a favorite porn video?

That's a tough one. With all my fetishes i end up watching a large variety. Let's go for a top 3 for my 3 biggest kinks.

WAM: Girl with a ring gag and a latex bodysuit getting covered in a gross mix of cottage cheese, dog food, fish, refried beans, etc.

Sissy: Two sissies getting pegged while being made to kiss each other.

ABDL: Girl tied to a tree with a ballgag and a vibrator in her diaper until she pees.

4. What is your favorite way to make yourself cum?

I'd have to say masturbating while messy and plugged.

5. How did you discover that you liked messy play?

The same way I discovered how an orgasm feels. I was in my bed fantasizing how to humiliate a girl at school who bullied me. One of my main inspirations were those gameshows where people get slimed. And suddenly every cell in my body screamed with pleasure. Some experimenting later I discovered the origin of the feeling, and i had had enough sex ed to put 2 and 2 together.

6. Do you have a favorite photo of yourself? What do you like about it?

This one i like. Mainly for the context. I got to do an art expo with a local photographer friend. They made photos, i wrote poems to go along with them, and both were displayed for 4 days. Good times. It's also very artsy, because a professional photographer took it. Face in a crowd vibes.

7. How tall are you?

1m75, which is 5ft7 in the exotic units.

 

[Butterfly]

1. Would you rather have your safeword be “Banana Pancakes” or “Wigglebutt Supreme”?
2. Would you rather accidentally moan during a Zoom call or send a spicy pic to your group chat by mistake?
3. Would you rather have a Dom/me who insists on speaking in pirate voice or one who only gives orders in haiku form?
4. Would you rather be spanked with a rubber chicken or a pool noodle?
5. Would you rather have to wear a latex suit to brunch or show up to a dungeon night dressed as a giant teddy bear?
6. Would you rather your sex toy collection be discovered by your parents or by airport security?
7. Would you rather be called “Snuggle Monster” during a scene or have to use baby talk the entire time?
8. Would you rather be tied up and tickled with a feather or teased with ice cubes until you beg for warmth?
9. Would you rather have to say “Thank you, Daddy Shark” after every orgasm or do the Macarena as aftercare?
10. Would you rather have lube that smells like cotton candy or spanking sessions that end with a kazoo fanfare?

 

[MessyAshy]

Would you rather have your safeword be “Banana Pancakes” or “Wigglebutt Supreme”?

Banana pancakes. Food feels safe.

Would you rather accidentally moan during a Zoom call or send a spicy pic to your group chat by mistake?

I think a moan would be easier to play off. There's a permanence to pictures.

Would you rather have a Dom/me who insists on speaking in pirate voice or one who only gives orders in haiku form?

Haiku's. I love poetry.

Would you rather be spanked with a rubber chicken or a pool noodle?

I've used pool noodles in self-defense classes before, and you can't hurt anyone with those, so I'll take the rubber chicken.

Would you rather have to wear a latex suit to brunch or show up to a dungeon night dressed as a giant teddy bear?

Teddy bear! I'll give all the hugs

Would you rather your sex toy collection be discovered by your parents or by airport security?

Airport security, they've seen it all already.

Would you rather be called “Snuggle Monster” during a scene or have to use baby talk the entire time?

I'd go nuts using baby talk all the time, so call me snuggle monster.

Would you rather be tied up and tickled with a feather or teased with ice cubes until you beg for warmth?

Feather. I hate cold.

Would you rather have to say “Thank you, Daddy Shark” after every orgasm or do the Macarena as aftercare?

I'll say thank you daddy shark.

Would you rather have lube that smells like cotton candy or spanking sessions that end with a kazoo fanfare?

Lube! Because food still feels safe.

 

[Jaro]

1. What is the messiest you have ever been?
2. What is a kind of substance that you do not like for WAM play?
3. Do you prefer WAM completely naked or with something on?
4. Have you ever gotten a pie in the face? Would you like that?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. What is the messiest you have ever been?

Now that's a hard one to classify. In terms of amount of mess, there is a thing called gelli baff that can turn 20l of bathwater into slimy pearls. I've had some fun rolling around in that. The grossest thing I've ever used is dog food, but that only went on my feet. I didn't have the willpower (or a Domme to order me) to get fully covered. And in terms of most collateral damage it would be the time i made a mudbath in a kiddie pool in my living room. That took days to clean.

2. What is a kind of substance that you do not like for WAM play?

Yogurt. I don't like the smell, the taste... I mean, it's spoiled milk, i don't understand why people eat it.

3. Do you prefer WAM completely naked or with something on?

I love getting messy in swimsuits. Skintight, soft, holds mess inside...

4. Have you ever gotten a pie in the face? Would you like that?

I have, and it's fun! It would be even more fun i were tied up and someone else would smash it in my face. Some day...

 

[Butterfly]

1. What can you SEE in front of you right now?
2. What is the last thing that you TASTED?
3. If you close your eyes, what can you HEAR?
4. Is there any SMELL in the air?
5. How do you FEEL right now (this can be in the sense of emotions or actually physical sensation)?

 

[MessyAshy]

1. What can you SEE in front of you right now?

Monitor, himalayan salt lamp, my pentagram pendant, these words...

2. What is the last thing that you TASTED?

Tuna pizza

3. If you close your eyes, what can you HEAR?

Cat walking towards me. fridge and pc buzzing, neighbors talking, distant cars, cat purrs.

4. Is there any SMELL in the air?

The tuna pizza i just ate.

5. How do you FEEL right now (this can be in the sense of emotions or actually physical sensation)?

Cat made it to me and is now purring on my lap. Feels zen.

 

[Butterfly]

Tuna pizza

I wish there was a puke reaction

 

[MessyAshy]

I wish there was a puke reaction

You could gag on deez nuts...

 

[Guv'nor]

What is your favourite wet and messy dare?
What makes you curious about toilet control?
Do you prefer to give it receive anal?

 

[MessyAshy]

What is your favourite wet and messy dare?

The one I don't see coming, the one out of left field, the one where I'm like "not in a million years would I think of that!"

And swimsuit filling is always fun... but I think most of all I like a gradual escalation, where it starts small and gently builds up until I'm unrecognizably covered.

What makes you curious about toilet control?

It's a form of control I haven't tried before. Also seems a fun thing to combine with diapers, get me to use them.

Do you prefer to give it receive anal?

Receive. Anal stimulation is divine.

 

[Guv'nor]

How would you like to be toilet controlled?

Do you prefer a butt plug or being pegged?

Have you tasted your own cum?

 

[MessyAshy]

How would you like to be toilet controlled?

I do like diapers, so being made to use them, having to ask permission for a change, being stuck ina used diaper for a while...

Do you prefer a butt plug or being pegged?

Since I'm alone, a butt plug is easiest, but i would like to be pegged by someone some day. Or even have a guy fuck me.

Have you tasted your own cum?

Once, a while ago. another thing that's hard on my own, because after i cum the urge disappears.

 

[Butterfly]

1. What's the worst advice you've ever been given?
2. In what ways do you benefit the world?
3. What fact about yourself took you the longest to understand or accept?
4. What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?
5. If you could live in another time period but stay in the same place you live now, when would you want to live?
6. Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?
7. What is the "strangest" thing you believe in? Do you believe in the supernatural? Heaven, angels, ghosts? Luck, fate, magic? Mind reading, lizard people, the Illuminati? Where do you draw the line of belief and disbelief?
8. What fictional character do you most relate to?
9. What have you been meaning to do but haven't yet done? Why haven't you done it?
10. Let's say that regardless of what job you have, you'll make $100,000 a year (£78,000; €90,000), enough to live comfortably without having to worry about expenses. What job would you choose to have if money were no object?

 

[MessyAshy]

Tough bunch of questions here.

1. What's the worst advice you've ever been given?

"Don't worry about the dog, he doesn't bite." And would you believe it, it dun gone and bit me.

In all seriousness, though, I'm not sure. I've been given advice that didn't pan out, but it was worth a shot... Nothing really springs to mind where in hindsight i was like "that was so stupid, why did i even consider that?"

2. In what ways do you benefit the world?

I volunteer to help people living in poverty, I write poems that people enjoy, I respect my fellow humans...

3. What fact about yourself took you the longest to understand or accept?

Why I can't just function. Why I can't just wake up, have breakfast, get a job, work 6 days a week, get a drink with friends, and watch football. The most recent development is that I may be autistic, but I think even that is just a piece of the puzzle.

4. What is your least popular or most controversial opinion?

Yogurt sucks. Also, not EVERYTHING needs to have mayo on it.

5. If you could live in another time period but stay in the same place you live now, when would you want to live?

Either stone age, or far future.

6. Do you have any conspiracy theories? If so, what are they?

Not really, it's all right in front of us.

7. What is the "strangest" thing you believe in? Do you believe in the supernatural? Heaven, angels, ghosts? Luck, fate, magic? Mind reading, lizard people, the Illuminati? Where do you draw the line of belief and disbelief?

Belief may be a strong word... I've had... Experiences. Things i have seen and felt that, lacking a more plausible explanation, I can only describe as spirits. I am not going around claiming that ghosts 100% exist, but i just don't have another explanation for the dark shadow I saw down a path I can usually see the end of, nor the sudden oppressive feeling that I wasn't welcome there at that time and should leave immediately.

8. What fictional character do you most relate to?

Harry Potter, up until he realizes he's a wizard. Or maybe Kenny from South Park. Weird abilities, no idea why, growing up in poverty and neglect... Yeah, my childhood was real fun.

9. What have you been meaning to do but haven't yet done? Why haven't you done it?

Well, that's my thing, or, one of my things. If i want something, I'll find a way. If the way is too hard, i lose the desire. I think all things i'm setting out to do are progressing, and the delay comes from external circumstance, not inaction. (e.g. the moving company will come when the appointment is made, not before.)

10. Let's say that regardless of what job you have, you'll make $100,000 a year (£78,000; €90,000), enough to live comfortably without having to worry about expenses. What job would you choose to have if money were no object?

Something simple, work at a library or something like that. One thing i have learned on my journey is that I don't do well with certain expectations. Expect as little as possible from me and we're peachy.

 

[Butterfly]

1. What do you know isn't real, but want badly for it to exist?
2. What is the greatest physical pain you've ever felt?
3. What is something you don't realize is weird until you really think about it?
4. Can you tell me a joke?
5. Is there something you wish everybody knew about you without you having to tell them?
6. What trait do you admire in others but don't possess yourself?
7. What question do you most hate being asked?
8. What is something other people admire about you?
9. What's the best outcome of a complete accident you've experienced in your life?
10. Have you ever gotten the giggles in an inappropriate place? Where was it?