Incidents & embarrassments

[Jaro]

How would you feel and what would you do if any of the following would happen? If any DID happen for you, please tell us as much details about it as you want.

1. You are anally fucking someone and things get messy.
2. Somebody is deep-throating you and they suddenly puke all over you.
3. You are about to have sex with a great guy but it turns out he has a micro penis.
4. You are edging somebody else and they inadvertently go over.
5. After giving a presentation before an audience you notice that your nipples were clearly showing through your shirt.
6. You are giving oral to someone in the 69 position but then they inadvertently fart in your face.
7. A butt plug accidentally pops all the way inside your ass, despite the flared base.
8. Guys: You fall asleep in a busy train compartment. When you wake up you notice the clearly visible bulge in your pants from your raging hard-on.
9. You are about to passionately kiss someone but they have extremely bad breath.

 

[Butterfly]

1.You are anally fucking someone and things get messy.
Shit happens. I would discreetly wipe away the mess so that I don't embarrass my partner. Unless they are into humiliation in which case I would tease them about it.

2. Somebody is deep-throating you and they suddenly puke all over you.
I don't have a cock so this is something that likely wouldn't happen to me, but I would probably make everything stop and go get cleaned up. No blame to them.

3. You are about to have sex with a great guy but it turns out he has a micro penis.
I would break out the toys. But honestly, I prefer toys to be included either way.

4. You are edging somebody else and they inadvertently go over.
I would probably feel bad but I wouldn't be upset at all. Accidents happen and edging is risky, especially when you aren't in control of your own body.

5. After giving a presentation before an audience you notice that your nipples were clearly showing through your shirt.
This likely wouldn't be a problem for me since I always wear a padded bra, but I would just move on.

6. You are giving oral to someone in the 69 position but then they inadvertently fart in your face.
I would die of laughter.

7. A butt plug accidentally pops all the way inside your ass, despite the flared base.
I would sit on the toilet and try to calmly push it out like going poop. If that didn't work, I would ask a partner to help me. Or else I would go to the ER.

8. Guys: You fall asleep in a busy train compartment. When you wake up you notice the clearly visible bulge in your pants from your raging hard-on.
NA

9. You are about to passionately kiss someone but they have extremely bad breath.
I would think of an excuse not to. I couldn't handle that at all.

 

[The Brat Princess]

1. You are anally fucking someone and things get messy.
I would have to stop everything and clean up. I would feel bad if that negatively impacted them but I can't...
2. Somebody is deep-throating you and they suddenly puke all over you.
If puke happens for any reason I have one reaction. I would puke also. But would need to stop all and clean up... But guess it would be even Stevens
3. You are about to have sex with a great guy but it turns out he has a micro penis.
The kinky Gods gave us toys for a reason but as butterfly already said... Depends on their kinks, if SPH is their bag I could make that happen
4. You are edging somebody else and they inadvertently go over.
Almost has happend however I wouldn't blame them for that. How I deal with it would depend entirely on circumstances though. The who, what and why are important.
5. After giving a presentation before an audience you notice that your nipples were clearly showing through your shirt.
Charge an extra £10 for the extras in truth I have had a moment where my nipples were showing recently. But not a presentation. I forgot I was on a no bra restriction and would normally put on a jumper to answer the door. But like I said, I forgot and both the person at the door and a nabour who was returning home certainly noticed but said nothing... So ehhh let it go moved on it happens
6. You are giving oral to someone in the 69 position but then they inadvertently fart in your face.
Not enough context here... Douse it smell all silent but deadly type or was it a loud ripper with no smell... Somewhere in between maybe..... If there is a smell find a way to shift what's going on without too much of a deal about it (we all fart can't be helped) but a loud ripper.... Sorry but I am going to make a joke.... It's happening.... I will apologize after if needed but a joke is happening....
7. A butt plug accidentally pops all the way inside your ass, despite the flared base.
I would first get it out (by ER if needed) then send a product review to the manufacturer explaining exactly why the flair needs more flair to prevent future anal submarine adventures
8. Guys: You fall asleep in a busy train compartment. When you wake up you notice the clearly visible bulge in your pants from your raging hard-on.
9. You are about to passionately kiss someone but they have extremely bad breath.
Hounestly no idea. But would rather not.