Incidents & embarrassments

[Jaro]

How would you feel and what would you do if any of the following would happen? If any DID happen for you, please tell us as much details about it as you want.

1. You are anally fucking someone and things get messy.
2. Somebody is deep-throating you and they suddenly puke all over you.
3. You are about to have sex with a great guy but it turns out he has a micro penis.
4. You are edging somebody else and they inadvertently go over.
5. After giving a presentation before an audience you notice that your nipples were clearly showing through your shirt.
6. You are giving oral to someone in the 69 position but then they inadvertently fart in your face.
7. A butt plug accidentally pops all the way inside your ass, despite the flared base.
8. Guys: You fall asleep in a busy train compartment. When you wake up you notice the clearly visible bulge in your pants from your raging hard-on.
9. You are about to passionately kiss someone but they have extremely bad breath.

 

[Butterfly]

1.You are anally fucking someone and things get messy.
Shit happens. I would discreetly wipe away the mess so that I don't embarrass my partner. Unless they are into humiliation in which case I would tease them about it.

2. Somebody is deep-throating you and they suddenly puke all over you.
I don't have a cock so this is something that likely wouldn't happen to me, but I would probably make everything stop and go get cleaned up. No blame to them.

3. You are about to have sex with a great guy but it turns out he has a micro penis.
I would break out the toys. But honestly, I prefer toys to be included either way.

4. You are edging somebody else and they inadvertently go over.
I would probably feel bad but I wouldn't be upset at all. Accidents happen and edging is risky, especially when you aren't in control of your own body.

5. After giving a presentation before an audience you notice that your nipples were clearly showing through your shirt.
This likely wouldn't be a problem for me since I always wear a padded bra, but I would just move on.

6. You are giving oral to someone in the 69 position but then they inadvertently fart in your face.
I would die of laughter.

7. A butt plug accidentally pops all the way inside your ass, despite the flared base.
I would sit on the toilet and try to calmly push it out like going poop. If that didn't work, I would ask a partner to help me. Or else I would go to the ER.

8. Guys: You fall asleep in a busy train compartment. When you wake up you notice the clearly visible bulge in your pants from your raging hard-on.
NA

9. You are about to passionately kiss someone but they have extremely bad breath.
I would think of an excuse not to. I couldn't handle that at all.

 

[The Brat Princess]

1. You are anally fucking someone and things get messy.
I would have to stop everything and clean up. I would feel bad if that negatively impacted them but I can't...
2. Somebody is deep-throating you and they suddenly puke all over you.
If puke happens for any reason I have one reaction. I would puke also. But would need to stop all and clean up... But guess it would be even Stevens
3. You are about to have sex with a great guy but it turns out he has a micro penis.
The kinky Gods gave us toys for a reason but as butterfly already said... Depends on their kinks, if SPH is their bag I could make that happen
4. You are edging somebody else and they inadvertently go over.
Almost has happend however I wouldn't blame them for that. How I deal with it would depend entirely on circumstances though. The who, what and why are important.
5. After giving a presentation before an audience you notice that your nipples were clearly showing through your shirt.
Charge an extra £10 for the extras in truth I have had a moment where my nipples were showing recently. But not a presentation. I forgot I was on a no bra restriction and would normally put on a jumper to answer the door. But like I said, I forgot and both the person at the door and a nabour who was returning home certainly noticed but said nothing... So ehhh let it go (: moved on it happens
6. You are giving oral to someone in the 69 position but then they inadvertently fart in your face.
Not enough context here... Douse it smell all silent but deadly type or was it a loud ripper with no smell... Somewhere in between maybe..... If there is a smell find a way to shift what's going on without too much of a deal about it (we all fart can't be helped) but a loud ripper.... Sorry but I am going to make a joke.... It's happening.... I will apologize after if needed but a joke is happening....
7. A butt plug accidentally pops all the way inside your ass, despite the flared base.
I would first get it out (by ER if needed) then send a product review to the manufacturer explaining exactly why the flair needs more flair to prevent future anal submarine adventures
8. Guys: You fall asleep in a busy train compartment. When you wake up you notice the clearly visible bulge in your pants from your raging hard-on.
9. You are about to passionately kiss someone but they have extremely bad breath.
Hounestly no idea. But would rather not.

 

[Masterfulsensation]

How would you feel and what would you do if any of the following would happen? If any DID happen for you, please tell us as much details about it as you want.

1. You are anally fucking someone and things get messy.

I wouldn’t be happy about it but would realise I’m at least equally to blame so wouldn’t react badly. Would definitely stop and take a shower though.

2. Somebody is deep-throating you and they suddenly puke all over you.

Again, not pleasant but not as bad, likely take her to the shower with me and let her continue under a steady flow of water.

3. You are about to have sex with a great guy but it turns out he has a micro penis.

N/A

4. You are edging somebody else and they inadvertently go over.

Try and keep a straight face while thinking “Ha, got you”, then commence with the neccessary finish ent and more intense orgasm control training.

5. After giving a presentation before an audience you notice that your nipples were clearly showing through your shirt.

Wouldn’t care at all

6. You are giving oral to someone in the 69 position but then they inadvertently fart in your face.

Wouldn’t be impressed, probably slap their ass hard, move then continue with my fingers in a safer position.

7. A butt plug accidentally pops all the way inside your ass, despite the flared base.

N/A

8. Guys: You fall asleep in a busy train compartment. When you wake up you notice the clearly visible bulge in your pants from your raging hard-on.

Wouldn’t care, would probably laugh at myself unless there was a drop dead gorgeous girl sat right in front of me, in which case I’d either try and use it as an icebreaker and ask “Oops, I must have been sleeping with my eyes open”, or close my eyes again and psychologically curl up into the fetal position, praying she gets off at the next stop.

9. You are about to passionately kiss someone but they have extremely bad breath.

That’s a real pet hate of mine, I’d have to take some evasive action, make out I was just teasing with the kiss approach then take a different path into her underwear. Might well ask if she likes the idea of wearing a gag too.

 

[baloo]

1. You are anally fucking someone and things get messy.

Hard to imagine finding myself in that situation, but let's pretend that wasn't repulsive to me. Depends. Have I gotten used to scat play with that person yet? If not, I probably get zapped right out of whatever altered mental state caused me to do this and be immediately disgusted at myself. This would not end well for my partner if this wasn't agreed upon beforehand (the fucking part) explicitly, and I don't see how it would.
If for some reason all of these do not apply.. rub it somewhere, add another spritz of lube and continue on.

2. Somebody is deep-throating you and they suddenly puke all over you.

First I give my all-time favorite porn quote: "Slowly, slowly.. don't swallow", then I'd smile at them and we get messy. Unless they had coconut. Then the scene is over.

3. You are about to have sex with a great guy but it turns out he has a micro penis.

A micro penis is a big clit. I don't see a problem. Or rather, I didn't see a problem. That is, other than every single male (yes, male - not penis haver) lies about their size. No exceptions. At least that is what I thought back when I met that person. Not a problem today as penetration is off the table anyway.

4. You are edging somebody else and they inadvertently go over.

Depends on context.

After giving a presentation before an audience you notice that your nipples were clearly showing through your shirt.

Trying to play it cool, make no comment about it and see if anyone reacts. Probably feel bad about it (from a professional standpoint) for a couple of days.

You are giving oral to someone in the 69 position but then they inadvertently fart in your face.

Never happened to me, but again, this depends. I know this one person whose farts smell sweet. That would probably be funny. I accept these things happen so I think little of it, if it happens inadvertently.

A butt plug accidentally pops all the way inside your ass, despite the flared base.

I'd be highly surprised, that or say something like "Told you this was too small for me!" or "Mmmh mh mmmh mh mmmh-mhh" if I am gagged at the time.
I did however experience items getting lost in my garage. Five balls go in, four balls come out. Couldn't get the final one no matter how much I tried. Thought "Okay let's give this some time, it's not hurting me or anything. Either it comes out on its own or it's my time to shine!" I never want to do this deliberately but I already played this over in my head so many times. I am prepared! Should I ever have to get an object removed in the ER, I will play it cool and write a report on it.

You are about to passionately kiss someone but they have extremely bad breath.

When I passionately kiss someone, their breath smells awesome no matter what. I only kiss people with whom I have a raving connection, and expect that to last for the foreseeable future. Way to addictive otherwise.
Of course I say that now, never tried to kiss anyone with tonsil stones yet. (I hear that is about the worst you can smell out of your mouth).

 

[picaboo]

How would you feel and what would you do if any of the following would happen? If any DID happen for you, please tell us as much details about it as you want.

1. You are anally fucking someone and things get messy.

I have had it happen I think it's part of anal everyone want to fuck the shit out of you till they do and that's there fault not mine.

2. Somebody is deep-throating you and they suddenly puke all over you.

I would be so confused. Shocked. Dumbfounded. Amazed. Horrified. Oddly turned on.

3. You are about to have sex with a great guy but it turns out he has a micro penis.

I don't care. He has hands, fists, feet, I have dildos we can make it work.

4. You are edging somebody else and they inadvertently go over.

Oppsie daisy.

5. After giving a presentation before an audience you notice that your nipples were clearly showing through your shirt.

Ummm your welcome.

6. You are giving oral to someone in the 69 position but then they inadvertently fart in your face.

I have had people fart in my face during oral and when licking ass it doesn't bother me it's kind of funny.

7. A butt plug accidentally pops all the way inside your ass, despite the flared base.

Another sex sent me to the ER story

8. Guys: You fall asleep in a busy train compartment. When you wake up you notice the clearly visible bulge in your pants from your raging hard-on.

9. You are about to passionately kiss someone but they have extremely bad breath.

I can't do it I have refused kiss s because of it. I do carry breath mints and mouth wash to events for this reason.