The spirit of かぐや姫 (aka Kaguya-
hime) saw
BunnygirlOG lurking around and took offense. She is now carefully watching her every move, waiting for a chance to take over her body, which would serve as the perfect host to her. The only way Bunnygirl can stop this is by making the bunny ear gesture

behind her head like this:
every time she has an orgasm
and every time she clicks the post button anywhere on this website.
Seline now has to slap his face with a dildo 3 times
as soon as possible whenever he hears or reads the word "dildo".
I could have done this 2 days ago, but I finally called the Ghostbusters. Bill Murray did show up, but like in the movie, the spirit got freaky on him, and he was useless. The next day I ran into this fortune teller. She said she could cure if I paid her 2000 dollars, but it had to be done quickly and without hesitation, otherwise the spell wouldn't work. She then proceeded to mow my lawn naked while singing the the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme in ancient Greek and gave me a very suspicious looking drink. When I woke up, my pants were on my ankles and my underwear was gone, but I was FINALLY free of these hauntings. I think I'll spend the night again after I return from my honeymoon weekend. I'll be sure to summon some cool spirits. What can go wrong?