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👻 Haunted House 👻

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Mgk_sm said:
I will spend the night at the haunted house for a week
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There are some very, very spooky sounds coming from your dishwasher. You consult the local witch and she tells you it must be dragon eggs getting hatched. The witch advises you not to use the dishwasher for the rest of the week lest you bring the wrath of the dragonparents unto yourself. You're gonna have to wash dishes the old fashioned way for the rest of the week. (Assuming you have a dishwasher. If you don't, the fact there are sounds coming out of it gets even spookier).
 
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Kisune is back and is gonna spend some time here. To make up for leaving before my intial time completed, I'll stay until the end of the month!

If for some reason I do not add your haunted item to the bottom of my post, feel free to give me an additional item to be haunted for free.
 
SweetNSpicy said:
Seline now has to slap his face with a dildo 3 times as soon as possible whenever he hears or reads the word "dildo".
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Actually the week was already over, but I have forgot to mention the sucess of the ghostbusters at the time.
Now I realise that I got scammed. Not all ghosts were removed and I'm again dragged in the haunted house. To make it worse this time I have to spend two weeks with 6 objects.
The dildo ghost got overlooked the first time, so I have actually 1/6 haunted objects.
 
@Kisune Karnon you've been haunted and one of your belongings became corrupted. You did not think about it at the beginning, but it now became apparent, that everytime you use your toothbrush, you have uncontrollable urge to use your other hand to caress your nipples.

@Seline you've been haunted too. It's a slow realisation, but every time you looked in the mirror you had less and less urge to smile. Maybe just a tiny bit, but you could not stand to see yourself. Before you even noticed it, you started to call yourself degrading names whenever you saw youself in the mirror.
 
Oh why I see always a pathetic person in the mirror.

I currently have 2/6 haunted objects.
- Evertime I hears or reads the word "dildo" I have to slap my face with a dildo 3 times
- Evertime I look in a mirror I have to call me with degrading names.
 
@Kisune Karnon dared me to to spend a night at the haunted house, so I spent the night at the haunted house. I don't know what the fuss is about, it's just a normal house. It doesn't seem like anything bad could happen.

I now have 0/3 haunted objects
 
The spirit of Alexander Graham Bell decided to have some fun and is currently haunting DaringIntovert's phone. He can now only use it to order food if he speaks in a funny accent, which may be either existing or made up. 🤭

Seline somehow was able to make contact with the spirit of Genghis Khan, and ever since has been feeling the desire to conquer other countries. As long as this curse is active every time he jerks off, he will ask google or any AI to pick a random country. He must then cum/edge to a person from that country.
 
"Ay mate. I wanted to order ye ol fancy magic boy. Whatya mean I have to wait til wednesday? Da ghosts are haunting me mate, you bail on me like that? What?! Pay more for being rude? I'll show ya rude you ******."

I now have 1/3 haunted objects
1)I can use my phone to order food only if I speak in funny accent.
 
Oh no, I'm broke. Homelesness is scary, I hope I won't have to ever sleep in that haunted house out of desperation. At least I am free for now after giving all my money to that shady, rude ****** society of mages. 🧙‍♂️
 
👻 I spent the night at the haunted house. It wasn't creepy until I started feeling these weird presences around me, whispering in my ear they will haunt 3 of my personal belongings... It's freaky and makes me feel very uncomfortable.

I'm in. I currently have 0/3 available objects haunted. Don't mess with my sleep or take up huge amounts of free time.
 
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I was in a store and saw a girl watching herself in a mirror. She suddenly started to make really weird facial expressions. Then it started to happen more with other people around. One person was really embarassed by the silly faces he just made when looking at himself in the store window and started to explain how he spent a night in a haunted house - that I perfectly knew myself - and that this started happening since then. Apparently @SweetNSpicy have the same issue with her mirror.
 
The spirit of Justus von Liebig appears to be haunting me. He said I was funny, so now whenever I look into a mirror, I have to make a funny face. (Good thing I stopped using make-up lol)

I now have 1/3 available objects haunted.
 
@SweetNSpicy, your towels have unionized and gone on a strike. They will begrudgingly let you wipe your hands after washing them, but they refuse to let you use them to dry yourself after a shower/bath. You're going to have to find another way.


@AceRaveth, your cutlery is going through an identity crisis. Use your spoon and knife with your non dominant hand and your fork with your dominant one
 
I'm very unhappy with that one lol, good one! 😅

I now have 2/3 available objects haunted: I must make a funny face when seeing myself in a mirror and can not use towels after showering.
 
A shaman was able to free me from my ghosts.

As a last gift my ghosts send a companion to SweetNSpicy. Everytime SweetNSpicy want to clean something at home, a toy sporns in her butt.
 
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