Friendly debate: what is the most naked one can get?

[Jaro]

I am sitting here naked as I write is, but wondering if I really AM naked.

I am wearing my glasses and when I am not, I usually wear my contacts. Does that mean I'm not fully naked?
What if I was only wearing a hat? Or only flip flops? Or just a watch?

And what about the butt plug I'm still wearing right now.

I also wonder, if I remove all that, I could consider myself to be even more naked if I shave off all my body hair.
And should that include head hair to be truly naked? What about my eyebrows? Or my eye lashes?

What if I was wearing makeup? Can one be truly naked while still wearing makeup?
What about jewellery and piercings? Or tattoos, which of course cannot be removed?

When do you consider someone to be naked?

 

[snoek]

I'd say the most naked someone can get is just removing anyone removable and shaving for bonus points.
But really I consider someone makes when they don't have any clothes on. I guess like slippers don't make a big difference in my head.. hmm..
I would consider someone makes when they don't wear any clothes... That's the definition in my book... Tho One can be more vulnerable by removing more.

 

[MessyAshy]

I would say no clothes. Hair is fine, that's just part of the body. Tattoos are technically inside the skin, so I'll begrudgingly accept those too, but bodypaint is already losing nudity points, as is makeup. Contacts are acceptable as long as they're clear, and not colored. Jewelry has to go, except tongue piercings, those are inside the body. Butt plugs, chastity cages, nipple clamps all have to go too. No footwear either, not even sandals.

 

[Jaro]

@MessyAshy what about a hat or sunglasses?

 

[MessyAshy]

@MessyAshy what about a hat or sunglasses?

Absolutely not, that is just flagrant body covering, and you should be spanked for even suggesting it.

 

[MessyAshy]

I've brought proof that a hat =/= naked.

 

[cfnmedinburgh]

Besides the technical definition of nakedness I think the most naked I’ve ever felt would be when I posed as a nude model for a bachelorette party of 17 women in front of a curtainless window on street level. Although one could argue I’m conflating nakedness with vulnerability.

 

[baloo]

I go with naked as in exposed, unhidden, visible.
Clothes will be gone, obviously, but we can go a little further with a little trick known as gaping. That ought to expose even more! Standing on a glass pedestal with legs spread so everything is clearly visible.
Then right next to you there is a tablet, that has on it a detailed workup of everything you have done and aspire to do. Unlocked and ready to be read for anyone who wants to.
To top it off add a blindfold, yes it technically covers skin, but bear with me on that one. Anyone actually looking will be anonymous to you, there is no reason for them to shy away since they are not being recognized and that makes one even more visible.

 

[Guv'nor]

I would say no clothes, completely shaved smooth and probably mentally broken and vulnerable (I do not recommend this though). Then both body and mind are exposed.

But definitely no piercings, maybe restrained into an exposing position, and maybe subject to other equipment to expose various bits of their body

 

[Jaro]

I find this discussion very fun and enlightening. Given your comments I think I've come up with the ultimate nakedness scenario.
( I am writing this naked by the way... .although not ultimate naked )

Note that this is just fantasy as it is entirely unfeasible and not recommended, but I think the idea is fun!

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Completely naked means you remove everything you can remove. So besides the obvious clothing this also means any jewellery, piercings and even contact lenses. Also any and all kinds of make-up must be removed.
Tattoos obviously can't be removed but I'd say you are less naked the more tattoos that you do have.

All body hair will be shaved. From head to toe. So yes, that includes all head hair, eyebrows and even eye lashes. Full waxing and maybe lasering to make sure its ALL removed. As smooth as smooth can be.

Lastly I think ultimate nakedness also means ultimate exposure. So you will be exposed at a busy pedestrian intersection in the middle of a large city.

There you will lie on your back on a raised glass platform with a large mirror on the ground below the platform to keep your back in view

You would lie while keeping your legs spread, up and bent at the knees so that your genitals, asshole and feet and foot soles are fully exposed. You hold up your legs that way by putting your wrists under your knees so that your hands are fully exposed as well. Finally you must keep your mouth open wide so that people can look inside. An extra light will be setup to illuminate the inside of your mouth.

Finally, multiple cameras will be setup at every angle, including zoomed in shots of your face, mouth, boobs/nipples, genitals, ass, and feet. Each of those video feeds would be streamed on a public internet website which will be communicated to everyone by a large sign next to you.

How does this sound? Is there anything I've forgotten that could make it more naked and exposed than this?

 

[MessyAshy]

I find this discussion very fun and enlightening. Given your comments I think I've come up with the ultimate nakedness scenario.
( I am writing this naked by the way... .although not ultimate naked )

Note that this is just fantasy as it is entirely unfeasible and not recommended, but I think the idea is fun!

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Completely naked means you remove everything you can remove. So besides the obvious clothing this also means any jewellery, piercings and even contact lenses. Also any and all kinds of make-up must be removed.
Tattoos obviously can't be removed but I'd say you are less naked the more tattoos that you do have.

All body hair will be shaved. From head to toe. So yes, that includes all head hair, eyebrows and even eye lashes. Full waxing and maybe lasering to make sure its ALL removed. As smooth as smooth can be.

Lastly I think ultimate nakedness also means ultimate exposure. So you will be exposed at a busy pedestrian intersection in the middle of a large city.

There you will lie on your back on a raised glass platform with a large mirror on the ground below the platform to keep your back in view

You would lie while keeping your legs spread, up and bent at the knees so that your genitals, asshole and feet and foot soles are fully exposed. You hold up your legs that way by putting your wrists under your knees so that your hands are fully exposed as well. Finally you must keep your mouth open wide so that people can look inside. An extra light will be setup to illuminate the inside of your mouth.

Finally, multiple cameras will be setup at every angle, including zoomed in shots of your face, mouth, boobs/nipples, genitals, ass, and feet. Each of those video feeds would be streamed on a public internet website which will be communicated to everyone by a large sign next to you.

How does this sound? Is there anything I've forgotten that could make it more naked and exposed than this?

Maybe a biography next you... an x-ray... CT scan... medical history... family tree...

Though i would more consider those general exposure and not nakedness in the physical sense.

 

[baloo]

How does this sound? Is there anything I've forgotten that could make it more naked and exposed than this?

If the mouth must be open, why not use a speculum on the other orifices?

 

[Jaro]

If the mouth must be open, why not use a speculum on the other orifices?

Because that would be wearing something again. And the speculum would also obscure things.