Corrupt a Wish

[Butterfly]

So lets play a game called corrupt a wish, here's how you play:
The first person makes a wish and the next poster corrupts it. Then they make a wish and wait for the next person to respond. Repeat!

Ex.
Person1: I want a world peace.
Person2: Granted but you'll be alone. I wish I was rich.
Person3: Granted only for 1 day. I wish I was smart....
and so on

 

[Butterfly]

Ill start. I wish I had a spanking bench.

 

[Jaro]

Granted, but the spanking implements will be raw fish.

I wish it was always warm enough to be always naked at home.

 

[The Brat Princess]

Granted, but when leaving home no amount of clothes will keep you warm

I wish I could fly

 

[MessyAshy]

Granted, but you are still bound by the aviation laws that apply to planes. Ergo, only take off and land at airports, and a lengthy check-in as you explain that you are the mystical flying human and need to be granted special access to the tarmac to take off.

I wish i had a fully equipped dungeon in my basement capable of catering to all my kinks.

 

[Butterfly]

Granted but it is all locked up and you need to find the one person in this world who has the key.

I wish that I could have all the glitter.

 

[Masterfulsensation]

Granted, but it’s all been left out in the sun too long and no longer sparkles.

I wish I could go invisable.

 

[nylonfetish]

Granted. No corruption. But due to the laws of physics, the light you need to see goes right through your eyes too. You are now unable to see anything.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[Butterfly]

Granted. No corruption. But due to the laws of physics, the light you need to see goes right through your eyes too. You are now unable to see anything.

I wish I could see the future.

Granted but as soon as you see the future, it has been changed.

Granted, but it’s all been left out in the sun too long and no longer sparkles.

That is not how glitter works!!

I wish I could teleport

 

[MessyAshy]

Granted, you can now teleport... But where you teleport to is left entirely up to chance.

I wish all cats could talk

 

[Butterfly]

Granted, you can now teleport... But where you teleport to is left entirely up to chance.

I wish all cats could talk

That actually could be really fun!

Granted but they still speak in a foreign language that we can't understand.

I wish I could eat chocolate every day without it affecting my health.

 

[Mr. Devious]

You can eat alllllll the chocolate, but the only chocolate left in the world is white chocolate and mint aeros.

I wish I could fly!

 

[Masterfulsensation]

You can, but you’re a canary, trapped in an abandoned mine shaft.

I wish I would win the lottery!

 

[nylonfetish]

Granted, you won the lottery, but so did everyone else that played.

I wish I could swap bodies with people.

 

[Jaro]

Granted, but you can only swap bodies with someone if both of you are naked.

I wish I could spend a month in a sub-tropical town and stay completely naked 24/7