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Corrupt a Wish

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Rainy13 said:
you can talk to animals you understand them all perfectly, but they dont want to talk to you and make that clear.
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That sounds like it would fit the personality of my guinea pigs anyway...
Rainy13 said:
I wish I could teleport to Deschuts location whenever I want.
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Granted, but whenever you do, you hands will be automatically cuffed together, and red tigerbalm magically appears in deschuts hands :p

Fish wishes red tigerbalm didn't exist
 
snoek said:
That sounds like it would fit the personality of my guinea pigs anyway...
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ooft though fair XD
snoek said:
Granted, but whenever you do, you hands will be automatically cuffed together, and red tigerbalm magically appears in deschuts hands :p

Fish wishes red tigerbalm didn't exist
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Don't threaten me with a good time ;) it's corrupt a wish not enhance a wish :P
 
Rainy13 said:
Don't threaten me with a good time ;) it's corrupt a wish not enhance a wish :P
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Then how about being both invisible and intangible for a whole day after every teleportation? That better? :devilish:

snoek said:
Fish wishes red tigerbalm didn't exist
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Wish granted. No red tigerbalm. It is now replaced with the new purple tigerbalm, which is enhanced with itching powder and lasts a month.

I wish to make people dance on command.
 
SweetNSpicy said:
Then how about being both invisible and intangible for a whole day after every teleportation? That better? :devilish:


Wish granted. No red tigerbalm. It is now replaced with the new purple tigerbalm, which is enhanced with itching powder and lasts a month.
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Don't think princess would make me use that, so thats good!
SweetNSpicy said:
I wish to make people dance on command.
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Granted, but you can't help but dance yourselfe too!

I wish I could make everyone that puts red tigerbalm on me get tigerbslm themself too!!
 
SweetNSpicy said:
Then how about being both invisible and intangible for a whole day after every teleportation? That better? :devilish:


Wish granted. No red tigerbalm. It is now replaced with the new purple tigerbalm, which is enhanced with itching powder and lasts a month.

I wish to make people dance on command.
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DAAAAMNNNN wishes certainly corrupted...


Wish Granted - but they always do the chicken dance and whilst they dance you become temporarily blind and can not observe how ridiculous they look.

I wish there were more hours in a night for shenanigans before having to adult
 
Wish granted. Due to a construction mistake the kitchen exhaust lead right into your house though and it constantly smells of stale oil in your place. On the positive side, they offer you a 10% discount on every 5th purchase due to that. Hot brownie with ice cream exluded from the offer

I wish my appartment would clean itself.
 
Granted! Your apartment now cleans itself... by aggressively ejecting anything it deems 'messy' out the nearest window. Hope you weren't attached to that half-finished coffee or your favorite hoodie with the holes in the pockets.

I wish I had a wardrobe that dressed me in whatever fantasy I'm thinking of when I open it.
 
Bibidibabidibum, your wish is granted. You are now very brave in your sexual life. At first this leads to some amazing experiences you always dreamt of. However, with each experience you get more and more brave, taking a lot of risks and just saying everything that comes to your mind in a sexual context. This scares other people off and eventually you end up alone, unable to experience sexual pleasure again, because masturbating does not fulfill your desire anymore.

I wish I had an endless supply of every food I want, without it ever changing my health or physical appearance.
 
Easy. The ACME Food-O-Matic will serve that purpose for you. The thing is, as you now have such a supply of food, you get used to it and as you can now eat as much as you want without becoming unhealthy or fat, you do. One cookie after another disappears into the black hole that is your mouth. Eventually, you'll be eating 24/7. You can no longer speak, as you'd have to stop eating to do so. You can no longer sleep, as you'd spend way too much time not eating. Your entire life now only revolves around sustaining yourself. You grow to despise the act of eating and eventually you will stop doing it, causing you to die of hunger. On the plus side, you are now a ghost and can freely haunt people in my haunted house thread.

I wish to never see Steven Seagal's face ever again.
 
SweetNSpicy said:
I wish to never see Steven Seagal's face ever again.
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Your wish has been granted. Scientists all over the world came together just to develop a permanent eye cover for you. Once inserted it can never be taken out again. This eye cover places a blur over Steven Seagals face, no matter if it appears on screen or in person. While that sounds great, the scientist did a mistake and made that blur exactly the size and shape of the animal you despise most. Steven Seagal becomes omnipresent everywhere after he beat out Chuck Norris in the election for President of the universe (some say the election was rigged!). Every day and every hour you just see that animal and the mystery of what is behind the animal becomes maddening for you. Eventually you spend all your life savings just to find a picture of Steven Seagal you can look at, so you can regain your sanity.

I wish Chuck Norris would win the election for President of the universe.
 
Dungeonmaster said:
I wish Chuck Norris would win the election for President of the universe.
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Wish Granted! Chuck Norris is now President of the universe. However, as he took office, the universe quickly realized the disastrous consequences. Planets were cracked like eggs, black holes were filled with concrete, and the very fabric of space-time groaned under his iron-fisted, no-nonsense regime. Chuck's wrath was swift and devastating, leaving only smoldering craters and the echo of his infamous "Chuck Norris" pun. The universe braced itself for an eternity of roundhouse kicks and ridiculous one-liners, the true price of your ill-conceived wish.

I wish I had a wardrobe that dressed me in whatever fantasy I'm thinking of when I open it.
 
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