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snoek said:
Granted, but you would not be allowed to have any blinds in your house.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without gaining weight
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Granted, but you have one day a week when you can only eat potato products

I wish that I could get enough sleep
 
🪄 Wish granted. You are now 5 times as rich as Elon Musk. This causes everybody around you to only see you as a walking wallet. You become paranoid, and the stress severely reduces your lifespan. You die alone, clasping your wallet in your hands.

I wish to be able to make any 2 people I see have sex just by pointing at them.
 
SweetNSpicy said:
🪄 Wish granted. You are now 5 times as rich as Elon Musk. This causes everybody around you to only see you as a walking wallet. You become paranoid, and the stress severely reduces your lifespan. You die alone, clasping your wallet in your hands.

I wish to be able to make any 2 people I see have sex just by pointing at them.
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Granted, but they always have sex with each other, never with you.

I wish I was one of those 2 people 😄
 
🪄 Granted! You are the first person I point at for my lovemaking spell. Then I point at Donald Trump. Both of you are powerless as your bodies move towards each other. I giggle as the President proceeds to seduce and kiss you. This is hilarious! I could get used to this power!

I wish to see Chuck Norris star as the lead in a action remake of the 1982 film "Annie". This is my hearts desire.
 
SweetNSpicy said:
I wish to see Chuck Norris star as the lead in a action remake of the 1982 film "Annie". This is my hearts desire.
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Your wish is granted. Instead of the known musical, the remake becomes an extremly violent and goofy 80's style action movie. The lead role played by Chuck Norris is just him wearing a ginger afro wig and a red dress. Sandy the dog is now a timber wolf that Annie Norris tamed by roundhouse kicking steaks into his mouth. Whenever there was a musical scene in the old movie, Chuck Norris simply stares at the camera until the lense cracks, which is where the scenes end.
The movie ends up having audiences terrified and fleeing the cinemas. Six months after release, the movie is banned in 42 countries with more to follow.

I wish I would be able to identify peoples kinks and personalities simply by looking at them.
 
Wish granted. You can now see people's kinks and personalities by looking at them, but the problem is, you see it visually. You see the most disgusting stuff and just by looking a person in the eyes, you see the worst thing they ever did. You start to dislike your friends when you see their innermost secrets, you are shocked about who and what your girlfriend fantasizes about, and you wish you never made this stupid wish, but it is too late. You are now (watching others get) fucked for life.

I wish to have superpowers.
 
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