Corrupt a Wish

[snoek]

Granted, but then you can only speak to a crowd in a public place, never in private

I wish that I lived alone

Granted, but you would not be allowed to have any blinds in your house.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without gaining weight

 

[Guv'nor]

Granted, but you would not be allowed to have any blinds in your house.

I wish I could eat as much as I want without gaining weight

Granted, but you have one day a week when you can only eat potato products

I wish that I could get enough sleep

 

[Jaro]

Granted, but you can only sleep in a coffin in the cellar of a haunted house

I wish I never had to work again