What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?
If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")
If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?
Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?
You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?
Which villain would you let top you?
Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?
What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?