Ask me anything

[Fat Man]

I have been instructed to make this thread by my room mate Picaboo.
Feel free to ask anything i will answer it. Possibly truthfully.

 

[Butterfly]

1. Who is your favorite Disney character?
2. How many nuggies do you make in a week?
3. Who is tidier, you or @picaboo
4. Do you also hate glitter?
5. Do you shave your pubes?
6. How many toes do you have?

 

[Butterfly]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?
If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")
If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?
Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?
You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?
Which villain would you let top you?
Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?
What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?

 

[Fat Man]

1. Who is your favorite Disney character?

Does jack sparrow count?

2. How many nuggies do you make in a week?

We go through a family size bag almost every week and they have roughly 40 nuggets in a bag.

3. Who is tidier, you or @picaboo

I am. She is a mess

4. Do you also hate glitter?

Glitter belongs on 2 things. A small child’s school project and strippers.

5. Do you shave your pubes?

I generally do not.

6. How many toes do you have?

I have all 10

 

[Fat Man]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?

I had to tell picaboo to stop yelling “Kachow” every time I whipped her once

If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")

Submissives LEGALLY have to drink more water.

If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?

Any sex furniture replaced with a Lego made version. I’m thinking stuff like bondage chairs and pilorys.

Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?

Vibrating socks. That just sounds like a massage.

You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?

Some times you have a piece of meat and it’s very tough. So you take it and put it on a cutting board and you hit it with a mallet until the meat is all marked up. Than you take it and flip it around and you hit that side. Once your done that peice of meat that was once all tough is now tender and its almost like a new, better peice of meat.

Which villain would you let top you?

I’m not really into being topped but Shego from Kim possible is the obvious answer.

Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?

Toy bag in front of my boss. I work security and were use to seeing weird shit but my mom is a very innocent person and still thinks highly of me i would rather not change that.

What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?

I guess any pictures or videos i may have from partners. Not because it incriminates me I’m dead so I don’t care but rather not cause problems for them.

 

[Butterfly]

1. What's the most selfless thing you've done?
2. If you could live in any fictional world, where would it be and why?
3. What is your least favorite question to answer?
4. What is the biggest punishment you've ever received? Getting grounded, disciplinary file, prison?
5. What about yourself is completely different from what you were like 10 years ago?
6. What about yourself hasn't changed in the last 10 years?
7. If you could erase one memory from your mind, what would it be and why?
8. What wouldn't you do for someone you love?
9. If you could enhance one of your senses twofold (e.g. your hearing would be twice as good as it is now), which would you choose to enhance?
10. What's the best gift you've ever received? Who gave it to you?

 

[Fat Man]

1. What's the most selfless thing you've done?

I bought someone a plane ticket once so they could fly back to there family.

2. If you could live in any fictional world, where would it be and why?

The walking dead. I kind of just wanna shoot stuff all day ill probably die quick but ill be happy.

3. What is your least favorite question to answer?

Sir, Do you know why i pulled you over?

4. What is the biggest punishment you've ever received? Getting grounded, disciplinary file, prison?

I went to jail for a bit.

5. What about yourself is completely different from what you were like 10 years ago?

10 years ago i would say i was a lot more depressed than i am now and i was just in a overall worse mental state.

6. What about yourself hasn't changed in the last 10 years?

I still drink a lot of rum.

7. If you could erase one memory from your mind, what would it be and why?

Nothing.

8. What wouldn't you do for someone you love?

Be vegan.

9. If you could enhance one of your senses twofold (e.g. your hearing would be twice as good as it is now), which would you choose to enhance?
10. What's the best gift you've ever received? Who gave it to you?

My eyes. I have to wear glasses to see pretty much anything.

 

[Butterfly]

1. What is something you know is going to happen, but hasn't yet?
2. Have you ever gotten a "hunch" about something that turned out to be true?
3. What is the most dangerous thing you've ever done, and why did you do it?
4. What do you think is worth dying for, if anything?
5. Is there anything you have vowed never to do?
6. Under what circumstances do you think you could kill someone, if any?
7. What's your favorite memory with your best friend?
8. What is a profession you admire but could never be a part of?
9. What is something you enjoyed doing but would never do again?
10. What object best defines who you are?

 

[Fat Man]

1. What is something you know is going to happen, but hasn't yet?

I can’t really think of anything specific.

2. Have you ever gotten a "hunch" about something that turned out to be true?

I guess when it comes to being suspicious of people yes.

3. What is the most dangerous thing you've ever done, and why did you do it?

I haven’t really done many dangerous things. I have rolled a lot of vehicles so i guess that.

4. What do you think is worth dying for, if anything?

I think a person i care about is worth dieting for. Possibly just an innocent person in a wrong place wrong time situation could be worth dieting for. My life as is isn’t the important one but dieting to help someone could make it worth something.

5. Is there anything you have vowed never to do?

No

6. Under what circumstances do you think you could kill someone, if any?

Trying to kill me or someone i care about is a pretty good reason. Or someone paying me to protect them.

7. What's your favorite memory with your best friend?

When i was 17 i helped a friend steal a tractor that was pretty great.

8. What is a profession you admire but could never be a part of?

Military.

9. What is something you enjoyed doing but would never do again?

If i enjoyed doing it i would do it again.

10. What object best defines who you are?

Dodge ram 1500 mega cab with a 5.7L V8 Hemi and a bottle of Captain Morgan private stock

 

[ExtraThicc]

What is Picaboo's preferred number of McNuggets in an order?

 

[Fat Man]

What is Picaboo's preferred number of McNuggets in an order?

Normally 6 but at least once a month she gets busy with work and doesn’t eat for a couple days. Than she will eat an entire family size bag of chicken nuggets and a 2L of Dr.Pepper like a little gremlin.

 

[Butterfly]

Have you missed me and my randomly hard questions? Good! Here's another set ...

1. What is the most obscure fact you know?
2. Is there something you want to tell someone, but haven’t? Why haven’t you done it, and how do you think they would react if you told them?
3. What’s a rant you’ve been holding in?
4. What subject could you teach a college course on? What would be the title of the course, and what units would you cover?
5. Have you ever had a recurring dream or nightmare? What was it?
6. What gives you hope for the future?
7. What is something you fantasize about often?
8. What do you find yourself thinking about just before you fall asleep?
9. What was your favourite family tradition growing up? Have you created a tradition of your own?
10. What is something you’re embarrassed to admit you enjoy? Why are you embarrassed about it?

and a bonus ... what is the best color of glitter?

 

[Jaro]

What is the length of your flaccid penis in centimeters?
What is the circumference of your hard penis in centimeters?
What is the size of your left foot in feet?

 

[Fat Man]

Have you missed me and my randomly hard questions? Good! Here's another set ...

1. What is the most obscure fact you know?

The youngest American to serve in WWII was only 12 years old. He was in the US Navy

2. Is there something you want to tell someone, but haven’t? Why haven’t you done it, and how do you think they would react if you told them?

There chicken nugget is addiction is a problem. If i told them they would hurt me.

3. What’s a rant you’ve been holding in?

I don’t hold in rants my work gives me plenty of down time to rant to people even if they don’t want to listen.

4. What subject could you teach a college course on? What would be the title of the course, and what units would you cover?

I could probably teach about firearms

Lessons would cover
John Moses browning
Gaston glock
Cleaning/dissassembly and reassembly of the AR platform
Cleaning/dissassembly and reassembly of the AK platform
Bore sighting your riffle
Understanding the mystery’s of the third hole
And it would end with a boating trip

5. Have you ever had a recurring dream or nightmare? What was it?

I can’t say i have

6. What gives you hope for the future?

I actually don’t have much hope for the future. At least in my country

7. What is something you fantasize about often?

Leaving society living in a yurt out in the woods away from everyone and living off the land

8. What do you find yourself thinking about just before you fall asleep?

People i care about and work

9. What was your favourite family tradition growing up? Have you created a tradition of your own?

I never really liked my family traditions. We would always make a big thing for the holidays with everyone getting together but my family are old school racists/sexist American southerners and I can’t deal with them that much.

10. What is something you’re embarrassed to admit you enjoy? Why are you embarrassed about it?

I wouldn’t say I’m embarrassed by it but my music choice of more girly/feminen pop songs and K-POP is definitely something i keep away from most people just because it was surprise them.

and a bonus ... what is the best color of glitter?

Silver

 

[Fat Man]

What is the length of your flaccid penis in centimeters?

Around 5cm

What is the circumference of your hard penis in centimeters?

Around 4cm

What is the size of your left foot in feet?

Jusnt under 1ft (about 30cm)