Ask me anything

[Fat Man]

I have been instructed to make this thread by my room mate Picaboo.
Feel free to ask anything i will answer it. Possibly truthfully.

 

[Butterfly]

1. Who is your favorite Disney character?
2. How many nuggies do you make in a week?
3. Who is tidier, you or @picaboo
4. Do you also hate glitter?
5. Do you shave your pubes?
6. How many toes do you have?

 

[Butterfly]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?
If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")
If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?
Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?
You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?
Which villain would you let top you?
Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?
What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?

 

[Fat Man]

1. Who is your favorite Disney character?

Does jack sparrow count?

2. How many nuggies do you make in a week?

We go through a family size bag almost every week and they have roughly 40 nuggets in a bag.

3. Who is tidier, you or @picaboo

I am. She is a mess

4. Do you also hate glitter?

Glitter belongs on 2 things. A small child’s school project and strippers.

5. Do you shave your pubes?

I generally do not.

6. How many toes do you have?

I have all 10

 

[Fat Man]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?

I had to tell picaboo to stop yelling “Kachow” every time I whipped her once

If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")

Submissives LEGALLY have to drink more water.

If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?

Any sex furniture replaced with a Lego made version. I’m thinking stuff like bondage chairs and pilorys.

Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?

Vibrating socks. That just sounds like a massage.

You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?

Some times you have a piece of meat and it’s very tough. So you take it and put it on a cutting board and you hit it with a mallet until the meat is all marked up. Than you take it and flip it around and you hit that side. Once your done that peice of meat that was once all tough is now tender and its almost like a new, better peice of meat.

Which villain would you let top you?

I’m not really into being topped but Shego from Kim possible is the obvious answer.

Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?

Toy bag in front of my boss. I work security and were use to seeing weird shit but my mom is a very innocent person and still thinks highly of me i would rather not change that.

What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?

I guess any pictures or videos i may have from partners. Not because it incriminates me I’m dead so I don’t care but rather not cause problems for them.