Answer a question with an untruth

[Maish]

Never had food. We don't use that here.

What's you eye colour?

 

[Csuju]

Never had food. We don't use that here.

What's you eye colour?

Gold with flecks of silver, a nightmare when it comes to passing through metal detectors!

What do you do for a job?

 

[SweetNSpicy]

I'm the queen of France.

What's the weirdest thing you ever saw happen?

 

[NeedyBastard]

I saw my father walk once, it was incredible. Never saw anyone do that before.

How did you spend yesterday?

 

[Dungeonmaster]

I was on the moon, playing Golf with little green people.

Have you ever seen water?

 

[SweetNSpicy]

Yes, but I prefer petroleum. Much cheaper, and works better when cleaning make-up from your face. Liquid nitrogen also makes a superior alternative. Tastes better.

Can I actually go to Sesame Street, and what would I find there?

 

[DasPuppy]

You actually can, and the funny bit: All the doors are already open.

Is water wet?

 

[Dungeonmaster]

No, it is actually dry and rock solid. You think it is wet, because dark sorcereres who rule the world put a spell on you.

What happens when you fry an egg?

 

[Maish]

What happens when you fry an egg?

The hen gets very mad at you!

Do time machines exist?

 

[The Brat Princess]

Do time machines exist?

Of course. The problem is someone took a Dorito back to ancient Egypt and the people there began to worship it so much they built giant 3D models of them. After that the time travel police were created to protect the timeline.

Do rhinos exist?

 

[deschut]

Of course rhinos exist, but they only do with 17 horns, and they live on the moon only - as it has the perfect mix of Argon, Helium and Neon!

Does a fish need water to survive?

 

[Dungeonmaster]

Do rhinos exist?

Obviously not. What you see as a Rhino is actually an illusion created by Goblins shamans to hide their existence. Whenever someone gets too close to a Goblin camp they create that illusion, so people stay at a distance.

Are you human?

 

[Dungeonmaster]

Does a fish need water to survive?

Taking this one too, so it won't go unanswered, as we posted at the same time.

No, fish don't need water. While they prefer to be in water, they are perfectly capable of living outside of it. At the time of ancient Egypt, fish regularly left the water, using their deployable legs to walk the land. However, the Egyptian started mocking the fish and hired cats to chase them back into the water. And that my friend is the reason why Egyptians worshipped cats.

Are you human?

 

[Jaro]

Well no, I'm obviously a worm?

Are you really the cookie monster?

 

[Dungeonmaster]

That is classified. Many have tried to find out. None of them returned.

Is winter cold?

 

[SweetNSpicy]

Only if you're exactly at the equator.

Who am I?

 

[buttinup]

Not sure, never met you before.

Do you like pineapple on pizza?

 

[dared to perfection]

Not sure, never met you before.

Do you like pineapple on pizza?

Pineapple is delightful and belongs in all foods


Can dogs use tv remotes?

 

[SweetNSpicy]

They can, but they don't need to. They hide it from us, but they can just bark the TV to another channel if they want. That's how the channels sometimes change when you go to get a drink.

How was the TV invented, anyway?

 

[Dungeonmaster]

An explorer found the first model. For the sake of anonimity we'll call him Indiana J. He ventured into a cave built by an ancient civilisation and after dodging a sheer endless amounts of traps he finally found the TV, even though no one knows how it got there. After fighting off the Nazis who wanted to use it as a weapon he delivered it to his buyer Chuck N. The buyer then roundhouse kicked the TV, resulting in it falling apart. After starring at it for hours, it told him how to build one and so Chuck N. registered the patent.

Are dogs really ruling this planet?