Have you ever watched porn in public?
Of course I have. Who hasn't? They play it on big screens on the central square in every town every evening.
Is it possible to laugh one's ass off?
Have you ever watched porn in public?
Cheese, probably.I have exactly 10 fingers on my penis.
What is the Eiffel Tower made of?
Clearly it's made of pieces of the moon? Duh??...Cheese, probably.
But what is cheese made of?
It's just a cool wake-up light, you can probably get one on Amazon.Clearly it's made of pieces of the moon? Duh??...
How was the moon created?
Yes, in fact I joined a monastery.It's just a cool wake-up light, you can probably get one on Amazon.
Have you been chaste and pure this week?
Yes, in fact I joined a monastery.
What is photosynthesis?
BisexualPisa Tower was built like that because they needed a tourist attraction.Because they only eat iron ore and never poop it out.
Why does the leaning tower or Pisa lean?
Why does turn into hard ice at 0 degrees Celsius and not at 0 degrees Farenheit?
Because the rents at the North Pole are crazy and banks won't give mortgages to penguins.Because it would be way too cold to play ice hockey at 0 degrees Fahrenheit
Speaking of coldness, why aren't there any penguins at the north pole?
BisexualWhy do males have a WI-FI antenna and girls a USB port?
When Itztlacoliuhqui decide it is necessary.When will it snow next time?![]()
Because only years divisible by π are leap years.When Itztlacoliuhqui decide it is necessary.
Why is 2026 not a leap year?
Where do cows come from?
Why can’t we talk to animals?