You know you've got a big cock when ...

[Jaro]

This is just for fun. Exaggerate and find a humorous way to end this sentence:
"You know you've got a big cock when _____ "

Example:
"You know you've got a big cock when you can make a giraffe gag"

 

[Cstelle]

A quick one just to get the obvious joke out of the way: "You know you've got a big cock when it gets stuck in the henhouse flap door."

 

[Dungeonmaster]

You know you've got a big cock when you need to buy three shoes and stuff one with cotton wool.

 

[Cstelle]

You know you've got a big cock when you need to buy three shoes and stuff one with cotton wool.

Would it indicate an even bigger cock if you had to stuff TWO with cottonwool?

 

[Jaro]

You know you've got a big cock when the person sucking it is in a different timezone.

 

[Dungeonmaster]

Would it indicate an even bigger cock if you had to stuff TWO with cottonwool?

That would indicate that you should see a doctor immediately. It means either that you have two dicks, or that your dick is split like a snake's tongue. Neither is normal

 

[SweetNSpicy]

You know you have a big dick when you mistake the Eiffel tower for your chastity cage.

 

[bunzie]

You know you've got a big cock when you have to wear it around your waist like a belt

 

[SweetNSpicy]

You know your pecker is huge when cartographers start drawing maps for it.