Ye Olde Book of Brattery: Share Thy Finest brattery Sass

[snoek]

After being an absolute comedian myself I had to make this thread. If you make a silly, funny or bratty response, or made them in the past, this is the place to share them. Let it be a place of inspiration, and comedy of the highest level!!

 

[snoek]

I'll go first as well. How it went is as follows: the brat princess said:"Is your tigerbalm in the basket" my response:"I don't wanna talk about it, it is a sensitive topic!"

 

[The Brat Princess]

Me: "Why is your dildo not in the basket where it belongs?"

Snoek: "Because it was being bullied"

 

[Butterfly]

Dom: “I told you not to touch yourself today.”
Brat: “And I didn’t. My vibrator did. I didn’t lay a finger on me.”

 

[Rainy13]

on doing a bodywriting task to write 'I obey' I altered slightly to 'I disobey' triggering the following:

Deschut: ...Strike through the 'Dis' with red
Me :
Deschut: "Yes Sir"....
Me: no no it's ok, you don't have to call me Sir

spanks were quickly issued