Open Turtle's Spankathon

[doxysturtle]

Shall I make my decision now then?

I mean you do what you want...

But I would be seriously reconsidering given all the shade being thrown at management currently. Would probably take a truly sadistic approach to get things back in line. Thousands of paddlings

 

[saltychip]

Thank you so much. Clearly if anything, what I need is more time in clamps.

Obviously.

You need to be gagged and plugged too. But clamped is fun

 

[saltychip]

I mean you do what you want...

But I would be seriously reconsidering given all the shade being thrown at management currently. Would probably take a truly sadistic approach to get things back in line. Thousands of paddlings

Good thing were well on the way to thousands of paddlings. Management needs an overhaul... mouthy little fuckers they are, im probably just who they need to fix the problem

 

[doxysturtle]

Good thing were well on the way to thousands of paddlings. Management needs an overhaul... mouthy little fuckers they are, im probably just who they need to fix the problem

And they said I have a big mouth. Promises promises.

You becoming management? Probably only going to make customer service issues twice as bad, and my ass is on the line.

Clearly a proper sadist is needed, not just a brat who likes to mouth off without consequence

 

[saltychip]

And they said I have a big mouth. Promises promises.

You becoming management? Probably only going to make customer service issues twice as bad, and my ass is on the line.

Clearly a proper sadist is needed, not just a brat who likes to mouth off without consequence

I can mouth off all i want. Im not getting any consequences from you. And insider knowledge that my evil dictator could care less that Im mouthing off to someone who isnt him

But you still continue to prove to me that your mouth needs to be gagged and your ass paddled until you cant sit.

 

[doxysturtle]

I can mouth off all i want. Im not getting any consequences from you. And insider knowledge that my evil dictator could care less that Im mouthing off to someone who isnt him

But you still continue to prove to me that your mouth needs to be gagged and your ass paddled until you cant sit.

You're slipping, only two keywords?

And to think Cookie is there frustrated over only being allowed one, and you go and waste yours. He'll probably send you to the corner with SilkAndSour

 

[saltychip]

You're slipping, only two keywords?

And to think Cookie is there frustrated over only being allowed one, and you go and waste yours. He'll probably send you to the corner with SilkAndSour

You so horny your 1 brain cell not working?

Gagged. Ass. Paddled. 3 words. All used in that post too.

 

[doxysturtle]

You so horny your 1 brain cell not working?

Gagged. Ass. Paddled. 3 words. All used in that post too.

>.< very hard to think or function post clamp edges currently. Not sure who ever thought these were a good idea

 

[saltychip]

>.< very hard to think or function post clamp edges currently. Not sure who ever thought these were a good idea

I did. I thought they were a great idea even.

Gagged, plugged x2

 

[SilkAndSour]

Since you have whimpered for more here are some plugged, gagged and clamped

 

[doxysturtle]

I did. I thought they were a great idea even.

>< well horny squirmy me did to, but desperate sore needy me who can't even put on any clamps on the gentlest setting agrees but is frustrated as it will take days to let them get not sore enough to repeat.... and 98 is a huge number, when I already couldn't count to three

 

[daringrandom]

well here then you little sorey nips have some more clamped

 

[doxysturtle]

well here then you little sorey nips have some more clamped

Oh look you seem to have found the right place to put clamped after all

 

[daringrandom]

Clamped

Not my first time reading a post and just replying with something associatied with that person, will probably happen more and more

 

[saltychip]

Gagged with panties
Gagged with a plug
Plugged

 

[doxysturtle]

Gagged with panties
Gagged with a plug
Plugged

Hmmm I will have to consult with management, I dont think the post said you could specify the gag. That was a special payment management owed SilkandSour

Next customer!

 

[doxysturtle]

Since you have whimpered for more here are some plugged, gagged and clamped

If only Salty, or as you often term her in respect, Mistress, had half the ability to read you do. Constantly mixing up the definition of deserve and desire, I am really starting to think her job as Vice President of Make Me was some kind of Quid Pro Quo.

Mind talking some sense into her? Thats not even the hole the plug is supposed to go in

 

[doxysturtle]

Clearly the only real solution to solving all these problems is bringing in some kind of new management, but for the time being, I shall have to continue to try and fix customer relations.

People like sass right? Or is it ass? I always get it confused. Luckily I am providing both.

 

[daringrandom]

clamped

 

[doxysturtle]

clamped

Dear sir,

In honor of our fairly lame fake prize drawing, you have won the right to specify a type of clamps for this single instance. If you fail to reply by close of thread, they will be defaulted to clover clamps with a chain.

Thank you for your continued patronage while we continue to work on improving management's attitude.

Turtle

PS. No @saltychip, this does not mean you also get to specify which clamps, or for that matter which plug or implement with your posts. You aren't the grand prize winner.