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doxysturtle said:
Purple is my favorite color to, with teamwork, I believe we can get me there. For you, I shall use the oversized paddle that never fails to leave a bruise and long afterglow.

Do you have a preference for the gag? I love to accommodate, provided its nonsense or all in fun. Feel free to go with the classics or something nonsensical like some stroopwaffel or a kazoo!

Danke, Barronness of Brrrr, hopefully you two will be allowed to get wet again sometime soon
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Used socks are actually my favorite. Especially the ones filled with proteins. But i will leave it up to you regarding the Proteins part.
 
SilkAndSour said:
Used socks are actually my favorite. Especially the ones filled with proteins. But i will leave it up to you regarding the Proteins part.
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Really cant help you fully there... I have been denied for the last week, and wouldn't know it just did laundry. That said, Salty made a similar enough decision for my last spanking.

On a provisional basis, would you accept a pair of used panties, that I made my partner orgasm and squirt in repeatedly? As that likely can be arranged again.

Though at great personal frustration, as when she starts orgasming on my face more than once, she sometimes forgets that I exist as anything more than a fucktoy for her pleasure.

I hope you have found our customer service satisfactory, if so, please feel free to leave three keywords, after the beep.

Beep.
 
doxysturtle said:
Sorry that word didnt make the list.

And you took away my edges yesterday, just instantly siding with Salty, acting like you're in some kind of relationship with her, attempting to further nurture her bratting and a dominant allowed to give whatever tasks you like in the denial game I am in.

Actually fair on all of those accounts, but none of my points stand. I shall show myself out.

Good day. I said good day!
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That's a lot of words to say nothing.
I have only one word for you. Balls
 
doxysturtle said:
Really cant help you fully there... I have been denied for the last week, and wouldn't know it just did laundry. That said, Salty made a similar enough decision for my last spanking.

On a provisional basis, would you accept a pair of used panties, that I made my partner orgasm and squirt in repeatedly? As that likely can be arranged again.

Though at great personal frustration, as when she starts orgasming on my face more than once, she sometimes forgets that I exist as anything more than a fucktoy for her pleasure.

I hope you have found our customer service satisfactory, if so, please feel free to leave three keywords, after the beep.

Beep.
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Your Partner sure knows what a Dog's face is for. Used and squirted panties it is.
Thighs thighs thighs
 
doxysturtle said:
Really cant help you fully there... I have been denied for the last week, and wouldn't know it just did laundry. That said, Salty made a similar enough decision for my last spanking.

On a provisional basis, would you accept a pair of used panties, that I made my partner orgasm and squirt in repeatedly? As that likely can be arranged again.

Though at great personal frustration, as when she starts orgasming on my face more than once, she sometimes forgets that I exist as anything more than a fucktoy for her pleasure.

I hope you have found our customer service satisfactory, if so, please feel free to leave three keywords, after the beep.

Beep.
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that sounds like a great way to suggest an option and to mock an denied silky at once 🤣

balls
 
Dungeonmaster said:
That's a lot of words to say nothing.
I have only one word for you. Balls
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I do amuse myself, what more do I need? Or to quote a woman of great digging renown, "I do what I want"

Now if you'll excuse me, I am in search of some hot wax, to finish assembling these damn wings. I yearn to fly yet closer to the sun, as did Icarus, and continue my path of chaos in creating the greatest hole a thread has ever seen.

Perhaps SilkandSour you might be able to spare some for me. If I had to guess, you might have hot wax and be able to suggest how best to put it to use. Plus its always delightful watching it shatter and fly off during the swats.

Now, I would appreciate it, if you could stand back, this hole shall not dig itself. Each shenanigans comes not only at great personal peril, but an extra 20 swats!
 
doxysturtle said:
I do amuse myself, what more do I need? Or to quote a woman of great digging renown, "I do what I want"

Now if you'll excuse me, I am in search of some hot wax, to finish assembling these damn wings. I yearn to fly yet closer to the sun, as did Icarus, and continue my path of chaos in creating the greatest hole a thread has ever seen.

Perhaps SilkandSour you might be able to spare some for me. If I had to guess, you might have hot wax and be able to suggest how best to put it to use. Plus its always delightful watching it shatter and fly off during the swats.

Now, I would appreciate it, if you could stand back, this hole shall not dig itself. Each shenanigans comes not only at great personal peril, but an extra 20 swats!
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The only hot wax id ever use would be on my private parts which are excepted from any usage for now. But your flying ass sounds nice.
 
SilkAndSour said:
Denying this would be a brutal lie.
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As I said, the management here, truly abysmal.

I hear they have been mocking the customers, calling the Germans cold and frigid, implying their women cannot get wet, and are stuck frustrated, and only able to look on the Dutch dykes with envy.

Something must be done, sadly theres just so many holes around, until this wax wings project is finished, theres simply nothing that can be done.

If you are dissatisfied with the service, I again refer you to the original post, and suggest you provide a creative solution, management will likely implement it at once, as their brain cell appears to be shared with the orange cats, and its never yet been their turn.
 
doxysturtle said:
As I said, the management here, truly abysmal.

I hear they have been mocking the customers, calling the Germans cold and frigid, implying their women cannot get wet, and are stuck frustrated, and only able to look on the Dutch dykes with envy.

Something must be done, sadly theres just so many holes around, until this wax wings project is finished, theres simply nothing that can be done.

If you are dissatisfied with the service, I again refer you to the original post, and suggest you provide a creative solution, management will likely implement it at once, as their brain cell appears to be shared with the orange cats, and its never yet been their turn.
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Since i am not a German i can neither agree nor disagree. As i have yet not made a German woman wet except made someone cry this is also questionable. But i might have seen some Dutch dicks within my time.

Also.. how much more do you please to suffer?
 
SilkAndSour said:
The only hot wax id ever use would be on my private parts which are excepted from any usage for now. But your flying ass sounds nice.
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It appears this will be able to be accommodated. Looking at the very mismanaged overly large container of toys and supplies, theres even a few purple candles available. I shall set them aside for use before the paddling, and be thankful you have chosen that feedback over balls

As I get fully waxed professionally monthly, I suppose I shall be grateful you did not suggest covering anything else in the wax.

Sorry again for the horribly treatment from management. With your continued support and provisioning of feedback, I am sure we shall get this corrected.
 
SilkAndSour said:
Since i am not a German i can neither agree nor disagree. As i have yet not made a German woman wet except made someone cry this is also questionable. But i might have seen some Dutch dicks within my time.

Also.. how much more do you please to suffer?
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Sorry, again, bad mismanagement here. I must have misunderstood an old post.

For the sake, of avoiding further running amok, I shall provide a DM with the requested information post haste if its wanted. Safe to say, atonement should be made, and the larger concern if its within my signature link, would be that I have been known to edge, and even be able to orgasm from pain; so given the denial, and sore shape of the establishment, as we continue to battle a salty wind, it may simply take longer to complete than expected to avoid any protein issues.

Ah yes, common mix up, some come for the Dutch dykes, and end up in the red light district where they can see both the dicks and the dykes, and decide which they'd like to sample.
 
Dungeonmaster said:
I said I want to speak to the manager, not to some desperate turtle who gets his balls busted.
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Good sir,

After our periodic management review, we came across your complaint, and have launched a full investigation. Rest assured, just as in this thread, we shall get to the bottom of things.

In our review, its become apparent the party and or parties instigating all the trouble believe themselves to have had their activities blessed by the great brat prophet, that Saltiest Whore saltychip. Furthermore, the scriptures seem to have supported this with the following.
As the holy book of brats says...

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from to the evil one
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As such we are unable to take action as this time, but are happy to provide you full investigation file

We hope this helps provide you a sense of closure on the matter.
 
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