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You have 2 more than him currently...
Silly brat you arent the manager here... And I have two balls... they may have just been very well busted in the past week.

I want to speak to the manager!
Sorry, no changing the rules in the middle of the thread... If there was, I would fixing that I meant for the numbers to be total, not to each side.

Next customer.
 
I said I want to speak to the manager, not to some desperate turtle who gets his balls busted.
*shrugs* Sorry place is under my management. Definitely not the best choice anyone's every made, as I can give Salty a run for her money in digging... And what do I care if they get busted, an edge or an orgasm is just as good, regardless of how one gets there.

That said, if you'd like a rule change, I can always add your posts don't count if immediately before or after Salty :P, and making spamming more difficult.

Best I can offer
 
*shrugs* Sorry place is under my management. Definitely not the best choice anyone's every made, as I can give Salty a run for her money in digging... And what do I care if they get busted, an edge or an orgasm is just as good, regardless of how one gets there.

That said, if you'd like a rule change, I can always add your posts don't count if immediately before or after Salty :P, and making spamming more difficult.

Best I can offer
Oof what a sweet big mouth you have there..
 
*shrugs* Sorry place is under my management. Definitely not the best choice anyone's every made, as I can give Salty a run for her money in digging... And what do I care if they get busted, an edge or an orgasm is just as good, regardless of how one gets there.

That said, if you'd like a rule change, I can always add your posts don't count if immediately before or after Salty :P, and making spamming more difficult.

Best I can offer
Oh you better believe you get paddled!

Oof what a sweet big mouth you have there..
You forgot to add, silly :P
Shame on you, go to the corner
 
Oof what a sweet big mouth you have there..
I assume thats why you've been posting gagged so much 😋

Sadly as just discussed, this place is under a very inept manager, who doesn't seem to be able to learn from past mistakes.

Probably why I currently somehow agreed to be denied, not be allowed to stimulate my cock, and owe 98 edges to be done solely by torturing my nipples with clamps. On the plus side, I made it through 50, on the downside I lost the little sanity I have, and instead am running amok with a shovel

Next!
 
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*shrugs* Sorry place is under my management. Definitely not the best choice anyone's every made, as I can give Salty a run for her money in digging... And what do I care if they get busted, an edge or an orgasm is just as good, regardless of how one gets there.

That said, if you'd like a rule change, I can always add your posts don't count if immediately before or after Salty :P, and making spamming more difficult.

Best I can offer
Shall I make my decision now then?

Clamped x3 :)
 
Oh you better believe you get paddled!
Why thank you kind sir, may I have another?

You forgot to add, silly :P
Shame on you, go to the corner
In her defense, swats get added for every post, so I shall still get my comeuppance.

Shall I make my decision now then?

Clamped x3 :)
Which decision? You're supposed to be asleep, and oblivious to my running amok until far more chaos has happened.

Unless you mean for the addition you won being allowed to make to the keywords, then sure, better to not live in suspense.
 
Oof what a sweet big mouth you have there..
I have reconsidered my statement to you. I like you, you seem to get me, and have been adding the things which will mean a lot more edges while being spanked, instead of just thighs. Thank you for that.

I am willing to consider a proposal for a rule change from you... Or you could likely get brownie points with the cookie monster if you point out he might want to read the whole post and not just the keywords.
 
I have reconsidered my statement to you. I like you, you seem to get me, and have been adding the things which will mean a lot more edges while being spanked, instead of just thighs. Thank you for that.

I am willing to consider a proposal for a rule change from you... Or you could likely get brownie points with the cookie monster if you point out he might want to read the whole post and not just the keywords.
For that your silly big mouth should be Gagged and your Ass Paddled 👅
Make yourself purple please. Its my favorite color.
Brave natte jongen.
 
Everything.
Sorry that word didnt make the list.

And you took away my edges yesterday, just instantly siding with Salty, acting like you're in some kind of relationship with her, attempting to further nurture her bratting and a dominant allowed to give whatever tasks you like in the denial game I am in.

Actually fair on all of those accounts, but none of my points stand. I shall show myself out.

Good day. I said good day!
 
Sorry that word didnt make the list.

And you took away my edges yesterday, just instantly siding with Salty, acting like you're in some kind of relationship with her, attempting to further nurture her bratting and a dominant allowed to give whatever tasks you like in the denial game I am in.

Actually fair on all of those accounts, but none of my points stand. I shall show myself out.

Good day. I said good day!
Adorable bratting. Please continue.
 
For that your silly big mouth should be Gagged and your Ass Paddled 👅
Make yourself purple please. Its my favorite color.
Brave natte jongen.
Purple is my favorite color to, with teamwork, I believe we can get me there. For you, I shall use the oversized paddle that never fails to leave a bruise and long afterglow.

Do you have a preference for the gag? I love to accommodate, provided its nonsense or all in fun. Feel free to go with the classics or something nonsensical like some stroopwaffel or a kazoo!

Danke, Barronness of Brrrr, hopefully you too will be allowed to get wet again sometime soon
 
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