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Things befitting to say both in the bed and operating room!

baloo

The mad scientist
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Apr 28, 2025
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Doesn't have to be appropriate, just possible, and funny.
I go first: "Thank you, sister!"
 
“Try and stay still, this may hurt a little”

“Come with me please”

“Does it hurt when I do this?”

“Just put your finger here for me.”

“Once it’s removed you’ll feel much better”

“Open wide.”

“Sorry, my hands might be a bit cold.”

“You appear to have pubic lice”

“I’m just going to raise your leg up here”

“By the time I count to 10 you’ll be asleep.”
 
“Try and stay still, this may hurt a little”

“Come with me please”

“Does it hurt when I do this?”

“Just put your finger here for me.”

“Once it’s removed you’ll feel much better”

“Open wide.”

“Sorry, my hands might be a bit cold.”

“You appear to have pubic lice”

“I’m just going to raise your leg up here”

“By the time I count to 10 you’ll be asleep.”
Aside from the first and last, I am concerned about the lack of anesthesia lol
Actually: "I am worried about the lack of anesthesia"
 
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