Things befitting to say both in the bed and operating room!

[baloo]

Doesn't have to be appropriate, just possible, and funny.
I go first: "Thank you, sister!"

 

[MessyAshy]

I need more suction.

 

[picaboo]

I think I lost my watch in that girl.

 

[baloo]

"You were not supposed to wake up!"

 

[picaboo]

The catheter fell out

 

[baloo]

"I think the glove just ripped!"

 

[deschut]

This may take some time to recover from

 

[Masterfulsensation]

“Try and stay still, this may hurt a little”

“Come with me please”

“Does it hurt when I do this?”

“Just put your finger here for me.”

“Once it’s removed you’ll feel much better”

“Open wide.”

“Sorry, my hands might be a bit cold.”

“You appear to have pubic lice”

“I’m just going to raise your leg up here”

“By the time I count to 10 you’ll be asleep.”

 

[baloo]

“Try and stay still, this may hurt a little”

“Come with me please”

“Does it hurt when I do this?”

“Just put your finger here for me.”

“Once it’s removed you’ll feel much better”

“Open wide.”

“Sorry, my hands might be a bit cold.”

“You appear to have pubic lice”

“I’m just going to raise your leg up here”

“By the time I count to 10 you’ll be asleep.”

Aside from the first and last, I am concerned about the lack of anesthesia lol
Actually: "I am worried about the lack of anesthesia"