So you want to get your sub messy, but you actually have no idea how? Then this guide is for you! In a
few simple steps we will discuss a few aspects of WAM to get you well on the road to messing up
even the cleanest of subs.
The fuck is WAM?
WAM stands for Wet And Messy, and it is a fetish involving getting wet, messy, dirty, covered,
lathered, and getting up close and personal with a variety of moist, liquid, sticky, wet, slimy, gloopy,
and overall dirty substances.
If we divide into broad subcategories then we can say there is the W part, for wetlook, wet clothes,
wet things... it mainly involves just water. And there is the M part for messy, also known as
sploshing. This involves... many different kinds of substances, but more on that later.
So there's the broad strokes of WAM, now let's have a look at the nitty gritty of
getting down and dirty in four parts: Substances, Clothing, Methods, and Preparation & cleanup.
Substances
When it comes to substances, creativity rules. Anything slimy, sticky, oily, or splatty can be used,
pretty much. The infinite possibilities a DIY fetishist sees in a hardware store, a WAM fetishist sees
in the grocery store. With infinity in mind, let's categorize a bit. Messy items can generally be
divided into 3 groups.
The sweeties
Sweet things include but are not limited to: honey, whipped cream, applesauce, chocolate
sauce, caramel, jam, yogurt, etc... Things you might be tempted to lick off a person's body like a sexy dessert.
The savories
These are the more main course items such as: beans in tomato sauce, most kinds of sauce in
fact, mashed potato, flour (combined with more liquidy things), condiments, oil, cream
cheese... Again, creativity is king.
The inedibles
the non-food section. This could be slime, mud, shaving foam, dog food (by many
considered to be the grossest of messy things), glue... Don't swallow.
Also be mindful of mixing textures. Honey gets less sticky when mixed with oil, mashed potato
becomes more liquid with a bunch of milk, etc. Fluid dynamics matter.
Clothing
Clothing is optional, and that's a good thing. Some substances used in WAM are nearly impossible to clean out of fabrics.
However, clothes can also enhance the experience. For some, the thrill of ruining an expensive outfit
is part of the game. Clothes can also absorb things, or keep them in place.
Methods
Now we got the mess, the clothes, but are you just gonna dump all of category A onto subject B all willy nilly?
No, you silly muffin! Well, you can, i suppose, but consider your options.
You can go ultra classic with a good pieing, a pie tin filled with the mess of choice hurled at the
victim's face or body. There's also face planting in said mess, sitting in it, squishing it with the feet,
massaging it into the hair or all over the body, pouring it into clothes they are wearing
The application of mess is an essential part of the experience, and variety is the spice of life, so get
creative!
Preparation & cleanup
Preparation is an important step in WAM. First you have to make sure the mess isn't going to get on something
it's not supposed to get on. Tarp works, but a cheaper alternative can be trash bags and tape. You can also
confine the fun to the bath or shower for convenience. Next, get your mess ready. Open all your containers beforehand,
because it'll be a lot harder once you get your hands dirty.
Also, check for allergies! I've been told this can be done by taking the substance in question, putting some on your arm,
and waiting twenty to thirty minutes to make sure no redness or swelling happens. You don't want to discover that
after you're completely covered in it.
For cleanup, be mindful of what goes down the drain. Make sure thick substances are sufficiently watered down, and
collect chunky bits in a bucket to flush down the toilet instead. It's extra work, but easier than explaining to the plumber
how a whole can of beans got into the shower drain.
Inspiration and sources
Now you know the basics of WAM, the rest is up to you! I'll close this off with some more concrete
examples of things I have seen and/or done and enjoyed to get those creative juices flowing.
For more discreet inspiration-getting i highly recommend visiting umd.net, the beating heart of the WAM
fetish community with tons of creators messing themselves and others up.
I will leave you with one more thing. UMD features a store called 'Wamstructions' which hosts a
variety of videos of girls instructing the viewer how to get messy. And they do come with a written
version of the instructions, so i will give you one of those as a detailed example of how a WAM
session might go.
Maria's USA Style Sweet Messy Instructions!
Shopping list:
-Tight clothing
-Chocolate syrup
-Strawberry syrup
-Apple sauce (big jar)
-Cool giant whipped cream pie on paper, tin, paper or with graham cracker crusts
-3 boxes of cake batter vanilla. Mix with water in bucket until at preferred consistency
-Marshmallow fluff all put onto a paper plate
-Grape jelly (big one!)
-Fruity yogurt
-Ice cream
-Maple syrup
First stand in the area you will be getting obliterated in.
Now we must wake you up and cool you down. Please put the ice cream down the
back of your pants. "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" Awake yet?
Ok. Let's begin.
Pour the Hershey's syrup all over yourself. Once the bottle is empty use your hands.
to rub it in all over you. See how far you can stretch this one ingredient. Don't forget
ankles and elbows.
Next fill the front of your pants with apple sauce. Pour all contents of jar. Take a
moment to be very still and enjoy the light slippery grainy texture as it seeps down
your cock, to your balls, slips down your thighs and saturates the clothing. Once you've had a
moment of zen concentrating on this sensation please be seated.
Take your paper plate full of marshmallow fluff and squish it into your face. Really
push and squash it all over. Now relax and feel the way it makes your eyelids and
mouth and nostrils stick together. Allow your face to feel enfolded inside this extra
gooey substance. Clear your nostrils or mouth and be sure to breath. Take a moment
and clear it from your eyes. Use the heat from your hands to melt it away.
To assist you in coming out of the marshmallow fluff cloud pour maple syrup over
your head now. Move bottle from side to side so it glides down your shoulders as
well.
Next take the grape jelly and fill the inside of the front of your pants. You are allowed
to stroke yourself with it 5 times. One, two, three, four, annnndddd five. That's
enough.
Now get on all fours like a good little puppy dog and slam the cool whipped pie onto
you bare ass. Swirl it around and bark. I can't hear you? Good boy.
Sit back down on your newly creamed ass.
Next you must take the strawberry syrup and squeeze it onto your feet. Wiggle your
toes and make sure every toes is covered. Take the remaining syrup and pour it into
your shirt. Really massage it in.
Now for the big finale! Take the entire contents of your batter bucket and dump it over
your head! Quickly grab the yogurt and use it as your super healthy lubricant to jerk
off to climax.
I hope that was as good for you as it was for me!
few simple steps we will discuss a few aspects of WAM to get you well on the road to messing up
even the cleanest of subs.
The fuck is WAM?
WAM stands for Wet And Messy, and it is a fetish involving getting wet, messy, dirty, covered,
lathered, and getting up close and personal with a variety of moist, liquid, sticky, wet, slimy, gloopy,
and overall dirty substances.
If we divide into broad subcategories then we can say there is the W part, for wetlook, wet clothes,
wet things... it mainly involves just water. And there is the M part for messy, also known as
sploshing. This involves... many different kinds of substances, but more on that later.
So there's the broad strokes of WAM, now let's have a look at the nitty gritty of
getting down and dirty in four parts: Substances, Clothing, Methods, and Preparation & cleanup.
Substances
When it comes to substances, creativity rules. Anything slimy, sticky, oily, or splatty can be used,
pretty much. The infinite possibilities a DIY fetishist sees in a hardware store, a WAM fetishist sees
in the grocery store. With infinity in mind, let's categorize a bit. Messy items can generally be
divided into 3 groups.
The sweeties
Sweet things include but are not limited to: honey, whipped cream, applesauce, chocolate
sauce, caramel, jam, yogurt, etc... Things you might be tempted to lick off a person's body like a sexy dessert.
The savories
These are the more main course items such as: beans in tomato sauce, most kinds of sauce in
fact, mashed potato, flour (combined with more liquidy things), condiments, oil, cream
cheese... Again, creativity is king.
The inedibles
the non-food section. This could be slime, mud, shaving foam, dog food (by many
considered to be the grossest of messy things), glue... Don't swallow.
Also be mindful of mixing textures. Honey gets less sticky when mixed with oil, mashed potato
becomes more liquid with a bunch of milk, etc. Fluid dynamics matter.
Clothing
Clothing is optional, and that's a good thing. Some substances used in WAM are nearly impossible to clean out of fabrics.
However, clothes can also enhance the experience. For some, the thrill of ruining an expensive outfit
is part of the game. Clothes can also absorb things, or keep them in place.
Methods
Now we got the mess, the clothes, but are you just gonna dump all of category A onto subject B all willy nilly?
No, you silly muffin! Well, you can, i suppose, but consider your options.
You can go ultra classic with a good pieing, a pie tin filled with the mess of choice hurled at the
victim's face or body. There's also face planting in said mess, sitting in it, squishing it with the feet,
massaging it into the hair or all over the body, pouring it into clothes they are wearing
The application of mess is an essential part of the experience, and variety is the spice of life, so get
creative!
Preparation & cleanup
Preparation is an important step in WAM. First you have to make sure the mess isn't going to get on something
it's not supposed to get on. Tarp works, but a cheaper alternative can be trash bags and tape. You can also
confine the fun to the bath or shower for convenience. Next, get your mess ready. Open all your containers beforehand,
because it'll be a lot harder once you get your hands dirty.
Also, check for allergies! I've been told this can be done by taking the substance in question, putting some on your arm,
and waiting twenty to thirty minutes to make sure no redness or swelling happens. You don't want to discover that
after you're completely covered in it.
For cleanup, be mindful of what goes down the drain. Make sure thick substances are sufficiently watered down, and
collect chunky bits in a bucket to flush down the toilet instead. It's extra work, but easier than explaining to the plumber
how a whole can of beans got into the shower drain.
Inspiration and sources
Now you know the basics of WAM, the rest is up to you! I'll close this off with some more concrete
examples of things I have seen and/or done and enjoyed to get those creative juices flowing.
- A quiz where each wrong answer results in a messy item being applied to the contestant.
- Filling a swimsuit with custard to see how much it will hold.
- Mud wrestling, or custard wrestling, or honey wrestling... messy wrestling!
- Filling a diaper with chunky mess to simulate a used diaper.
- Getting covered in a mixture of smelly gross things like tuna, cream cheese, mayo, dog food, etc...
- after mixing it with bare feet.
- Going for a walk barefoot on a muddy path.
- Getting slimed while wearing one of those pet cones.
- Pushups/planking over mess.
For more discreet inspiration-getting i highly recommend visiting umd.net, the beating heart of the WAM
fetish community with tons of creators messing themselves and others up.
I will leave you with one more thing. UMD features a store called 'Wamstructions' which hosts a
variety of videos of girls instructing the viewer how to get messy. And they do come with a written
version of the instructions, so i will give you one of those as a detailed example of how a WAM
session might go.
Maria's USA Style Sweet Messy Instructions!
Shopping list:
-Tight clothing
-Chocolate syrup
-Strawberry syrup
-Apple sauce (big jar)
-Cool giant whipped cream pie on paper, tin, paper or with graham cracker crusts
-3 boxes of cake batter vanilla. Mix with water in bucket until at preferred consistency
-Marshmallow fluff all put onto a paper plate
-Grape jelly (big one!)
-Fruity yogurt
-Ice cream
-Maple syrup
First stand in the area you will be getting obliterated in.
Now we must wake you up and cool you down. Please put the ice cream down the
back of your pants. "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" Awake yet?
Ok. Let's begin.
Pour the Hershey's syrup all over yourself. Once the bottle is empty use your hands.
to rub it in all over you. See how far you can stretch this one ingredient. Don't forget
ankles and elbows.
Next fill the front of your pants with apple sauce. Pour all contents of jar. Take a
moment to be very still and enjoy the light slippery grainy texture as it seeps down
your cock, to your balls, slips down your thighs and saturates the clothing. Once you've had a
moment of zen concentrating on this sensation please be seated.
Take your paper plate full of marshmallow fluff and squish it into your face. Really
push and squash it all over. Now relax and feel the way it makes your eyelids and
mouth and nostrils stick together. Allow your face to feel enfolded inside this extra
gooey substance. Clear your nostrils or mouth and be sure to breath. Take a moment
and clear it from your eyes. Use the heat from your hands to melt it away.
To assist you in coming out of the marshmallow fluff cloud pour maple syrup over
your head now. Move bottle from side to side so it glides down your shoulders as
well.
Next take the grape jelly and fill the inside of the front of your pants. You are allowed
to stroke yourself with it 5 times. One, two, three, four, annnndddd five. That's
enough.
Now get on all fours like a good little puppy dog and slam the cool whipped pie onto
you bare ass. Swirl it around and bark. I can't hear you? Good boy.
Sit back down on your newly creamed ass.
Next you must take the strawberry syrup and squeeze it onto your feet. Wiggle your
toes and make sure every toes is covered. Take the remaining syrup and pour it into
your shirt. Really massage it in.
Now for the big finale! Take the entire contents of your batter bucket and dump it over
your head! Quickly grab the yogurt and use it as your super healthy lubricant to jerk
off to climax.
I hope that was as good for you as it was for me!
