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My hair color is dark blonde, looks like brunette now, but as a child I was straight blonde.
 
I own two laser printers of exactly the same type because I thought the old one was broken due to the printing results, I needed it to not be stopped from work, and when it turned out it was about the printing job I had to change (too heavy black ink at once on thick paper), I didn't return the new one.
 
Sir's toy has a sore thumb muscle from writing lines yesterday... First thing that came to mind
 
Vacuum core exercises can make your digestion a bit more comfortable, Sir's toy has been doing that exercise lately.
 
When I was about 9, my family were visiting my grandparents who live out in the countryside. There are farms everywhere and one time there was even a pony for sale across the road or maybe it was one of those horses with the short legs? Anyway, we arrived this time, just before lunch and instead of buying lunch at a local bakery my grandparents were like "We have lunch at home". So, I sat down at the dinner table and saw these tiny carrots

"Nana, what are these?" my 9 year-old self curiously enquired.

"Those are baby carrots" Nana told me smiling. "do you like them?"

OMG did I? I ate them all. I told Nana I loved her baby carrots! To this day, whenever I eat baby carrots I think of that time my grandmother introduced me to them.
 
ToyGirl said:
When I was about 9, my family were visiting my grandparents who live out in the countryside. There are farms everywhere and one time there was even a pony for sale across the road or maybe it was one of those horses with the short legs? Anyway, we arrived this time, just before lunch and instead of buying lunch at a local bakery my grandparents were like "We have lunch at home". So, I sat down at the dinner table and saw these tiny carrots

"Nana, what are these?" my 9 year-old self curiously enquired.

"Those are baby carrots" Nana told me smiling. "do you like them?"

OMG did I? I ate them all. I told Nana I loved her baby carrots! To this day, whenever I eat baby carrots I think of that time my grandmother introduced me to them.
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That is a lovely tale!!
 
Sir's toy forgot she just shaved her armpits until the moment she sprayed deodorant...

Then she had to spray it on the other side because she dislikes asymmetry.
 
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