Requesting Suggest me weird things to put inside my ass

[Jaro]

Oddities inside the wormhole

Normally peoples assholes are designed for stuff coming out. However my own asshole is apparently built a little different because its also very much an entrance.

I have all the butt plugs and dildos, I have also taken a penis and Miss Butterfly even almost fisted me once (and I'm sure she will all the way in the near future).

But I also love being creative and stuff things in there that are not really meant to. *
I have stuffed panties, whipped cream, different kinds of foods, flowers, milk, ginger root....
Please view the full list here --> https://kinkywonderland.ca/threads/things-i-have-had-in-my-ass.261/

But what else can you come up with!? What weird/unusual things might I stuff inside the wormhole? **

* But weird should not mean unsafe. I don't want to damage everything and it should easily come back out as well without need of the ER. Also I can't go that big yet. A fist would be a struggle.
** Miss @Butterfly has the final say if I should do the suggestions

 

[CSasha]

I think you should try any of these:

- half a peeled banana (cudos if you can insert a whole banana or even more without breaking it)
- unpeeled potato, choice of size is yours or butterfly's
- Mars or other chocolate bar (avoid anything with poky or cutty edges)
- a knobbed/studded dildo (of significant size and/or knobs)
- a silicon egg (for butt stuffed stuff, available at different sizes), it's fun getting it out again since your muscles will have relaxed after some time
- marshmallows (be prepared to poop them out quickly when they start calling)
- ice cream
- ice cubes (melt of any edges before you insert), can be frozen cum or frozen ginger juice, or frozen milk, or frozen tea (just don't take anything too spicy, too acid, too anything else that your mouth might take but not your ass, since it's much more sensible from inside)
- big anal beads, like 2 inches/5 cm in diameter, don't need to be inserted completed, as the rest makes a nice tail, smaller diameter would also do
- speculum (not suggesting to insert it beyond it's meant use)
- whole walnuts (nice texture)
- have you had a tunnel plug yet? Not sure you might into this
- a door handle (obviously not completely)
- the end of a wooden hairbrush
- a fleshlight would be fun but probably too big for you (or too squishy if you only try with the "flesh" out of the tube)

That's all I can think of for now. Have fun and play safe

 

[Butterfly]

I had a request from @jml3030 to put an apple in your ass.
Use a condom and tie a string/rope to the condom it to make sure it is easy enough to pull out.

 

[Sky]

Hmmm... Just for the novelty of it... Pudding. LOL

 

[Pluky]

You know those sticks that have a mint thingy inside to smell when you have the flu ? Yeah...

 

[Masterfulsensation]

Not my field of expertise at all butt I’ll try.

1. You’re Dutch I believe so a bicycle pump

2. A homemade frozen dildo made of pickled Gourami fish from an Oriental store

3. A deodorant can

4. A screwdriver handle

5. A candle

 

[picaboo]

You should try a chicken nuggies

 

[Jaro]

Okay guys, I finally did some of these suggestions today.

Many of these in fact I had already done in the past but I will mention all that. I will also update my original post to keep a tally of what I have got in my ass... now and in the past.

Today I did:

Unpeeled banana - I had done this already in the past but I decided to do it again because it is pretty fun. I could get it inside almost all the way until it did break. Then I had to stuff the rest inside of me. It came out again in several pieces. Its fun and I will try it again sometime with a not so ripe banana

Deodorant can - I had NOT done this before and I was surprised how easy it was to get it in given there's no tapering. Just the right size. But it won't stay put without holding it.

Fleshlight - I don't have an official fleshlight and mine doesn't have a plastic casing either. Its all soft. So I didn't think I would get it in. But after some struggle I did! I think it would be fun to have someone fuck me with this inside of me.

Candle - I had done this one before as well. but I did it again while having my ass up and my legs over my head. And then I even lit it!

Earlier this week I did:

Tunnel plug - In fact I did this as part of the task I got in this game. I poured milk inside! I have used my tunnel plug before but I don't like it very much. Its a pain to keep it in without holding it and I need to be squeaky clean.

I tried:

Doorknob - This is impossible. Here in Europe we have horizontal lever-style handles and with that angle and my fat as I just can't make that bend. Maybe with an American round knob it would work, but I think they don't extend far enough from the door.

 

[Sky]

Sounds like a certain person, who shall remain nameless but has been called the ultimate worm of the universe, has been having fun.

 

[baloo]

On behalf of the scientific community, let a physicist into your wormhole!
(I am not suggesting getting a print of a famous asstrophysicist and let em in, but I am also not not suggesting it)
Also I am thinking of a whisk. Might be a little dangerous though.