Snoek's ask me anything

[snoek]

Hello all!!! I'll trow myself in here too!! I'm a 20 year old female(ish) person from the Netherlands!! I love to tell about myself and things I like so this sounds like absolutely heaven!! So go crazy!! Ask me anything!! And I'll answer in wayyyy too much detail!!

 

[ObsidanDusk]

1. What is your favourite scene you have done during play?
2. When did you discover you liked kink?
3. What does an awesome weekend look like for you?
4. Do you have any pets?
   
   

 

[snoek]

What is your favourite scene you have done during play?

Hhmmm.... I basically like everything the brat princess comes up with because she knows me incredibly well... Better than I do... As a matter of fact, I asked her what I likes most.. be cause my memory is SHIT and at the moment I'm a bit horny brain fogged again... But the answer she gave I have to agree with.
My favourite play I have had with Princess was the first time I went into voice chat for it instead of doing it over text. It was something new and exciting!!! The thing I liked most that she did tho was controlling my wand. At that time I didn't have an internet controllable vibe yet, so princess told me what setting to put my wand in and when to put it off and on... I think it was the first time I felt the REAl way I can feel horny.... Yeah no, that gets a good first spot.... Just because of the combined of things... Amazing

When did you discover you liked kink?

Ehhhhh.... Here we go again... My memory is shit... I know I liked something for a while.... Still a work in progress I guess... The first time I really got discovering was when I discovered get dare... So just a year? No that sounds wrong.... Somewhere in the past few years because of something I discovered I liked it and then I started meeting the best people that exist online... I guess?

What does an awesome weekend look like for you?

Ohh that greatly depends on my mood... I'll give three good weekends because I can't ever make choices!!
1. Nothing weekend. Just laying in bed for the entire day, preferably with food and a tasty drink ofcourse. Probably drawing of crocheting something, AND IT GOING WELL AND ME NOT GETTING FRUSTRATED.
2. A productive weekend. See this as a manifestation... I need it... Just a weekend where I get all of those things done that just need doing... I have a few months worth of these weekends that need doing... I just know finishing those things give the best ever feeling so that would be an awesome weekend.
3. HORSIE WEEKEND!!! This is already working towards the next question where I'll go absolutely crazy I guess. Just a weekend where my body doesn't do shitty things and makes things hurt where I can have my weekly lesson on Saturday morning. The weather is great, than I can go to the pony I can always go to have a walk with him. Than in the evening crochet or something again and the day after SLEEP then go to horsie again, the weather being good again and having a good, long walk... Yes...

Do you have any pets?

PETS PETS SOMEONE ASKED ABOUT MY PETS YIPPEE YIPPEE!!! this is the topic I am unstoppable in when someone asks me about it... So be prepared... There is nothing or no-one I love more than my pets!!!
Okay, at the moment the amount of pets I have isn't too much.. they die /:
At the moment I have two guinea pigs, a doggo, and at a stable a few minutes from my home there is a Shetland pony I can basically do anything with, but I don't have to do the money eating or boring stuff...
I'll start with my guinea pigs as they are what I'm currently closest to... One move and they'll start screaming... Their names are presidentje and Morgan. Morgan is called Morgan because one of the old Guinea pigs that died a few weeks ago.. (rip Arthur) was called Arthur. So together they where Arthur Morgan from rdr2... I wanted to call presidentje Henry so that it would be Henry Morgan... A pirate from long ago.. but I can't change his name because presidentje fits too well.. he isnt scared of anything.. so far all guinea pigs I have had where scared of anything but he just comes to me lets me pet him and comes up to my lap... Usually with Morgan watching him with as much distance as she can possibly create.... She is scared of anything.. but with having a brave friend she is getting more and more daring!!

Than there is doggo, a black labrador. He is 12 years old I believe and proofed today he is obsessed with eating things that is dangerous for him... Anyway... He is the absolute sweetest dog there is!! And becoming more and more lazy as be is getting older... But he deserves it... He is very smart and knows a lot of tricks!! And he loves to eat shit!! And of course try to lick your hands right after... He is the best cuddling buddy has the best snore known to man and is just very very very cute and extremely silly!!

And last but not least, horsie!! He is a 24 year old brown Shetland pony that is 84cm high like I said before he isn't mine but I can do all the fun stuff with him!! This includes brushing him, giving him way too many treats, making silly photos, making him do tricks, walking... And when he was a bit younger doing jumps and other things I'm the arena... Jumps he liked, and the other things he still goes fucking slow if you put it on 10x speed... Let's say he didn't love that... He could jump higher than his own Hight!!! He is just amazing... So silly... Always finding some way to anoy me... Just amazing....

Any questions about pets are VERY VERY VERY welcome!!! I can never stop yapping about them
I couldve gone on for much longer, but my brain is getting a bit blagh....

 

[Butterfly]

1. If you could ask your future self one thing, what would it be?
2. What is something that gets more interesting the more you learn about it?
3. What would you title your memoir?
4. What was the hardest decision you've ever made?
5. What word would your best friend use to describe you? Your parents? Your significant other (if applicable)?
6. For what would you most like to become famous?
7. How would you summarize your life so far in one sentence?
8. You're old and on your deathbed. With your last breath, you may deliver your last words to anyone you know. What do you say and who do you say it to?
9. If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?
10. What is the best advice you've ever received?

 

[snoek]

1. If you could ask your future self one thing, what would it be?

Eehhhh, well, I just stopped with my second study and starting another one next year... So probably something alone the lines of was that a good choice and what the hell did I end up doing... I would really like some more clarity about that or if I'm wasting time and money again

2. What is something that gets more interesting the more you learn about it?

Everything!!! Ehhhh.... Myself? Last few years have been interesting... Things are starting to makes sense.... That's really interesting and the autism is directly connected to all my interest I hyper focus on... Hehehe, I got everything I like covered now

3. What would you title your memoir?

I have that written down somewhere!!! I'll probably not find it in the meas that my room is but I will now try!!! Okay... I found it in a chat.... I once came up with "I forgot~ the musical" that sounds like something fitting for my live!!

4. What was the hardest decision you've ever made?

eeehh... I am either forgetting stuff or my life has been really easy so far.... I'll come up with something...

5. What word would your best friend use to describe you? Your parents? Your significant other (if applicable)?

In college random people called me the girl with the crochet hook, my father calls me interesting, my sister calls me weird and my friends probably also one of those three...

6. For what would you most like to become famous?

I really hope I never get famous.... But if I do definitely for my art!! I love making art and yapping about it... And it's pretty impossible to make a living off of.... So being famous because of it would make it way easier!!!

7. How would you summarize your life so far in one sentence?

Yipppee, crazy, yay, ohw, ehh, yippee,ehhhh, yay!!!
Didn't specify it had to be grammatically correct

8. You're old and on your deathbed. With your last breath, you may deliver your last words to anyone you know. What do you say and who do you say it to?

Probably along the lines of "I had something planned for this moment but I forgot" and my sister, she is the biggest victim of my forgetfulness so why not also when I die

9. If seasons never changed, which would you most like to live in eternally?

Spring!! I love the colours!! Everything changes so much constantly and I constantly feel inspired to make art!! There is no colour combination I love as much as I love pink/purple and green!!!

10. What is the best advice you've ever received?

Ehhhhh... ~I forgot~ probably something like don't care about other people and how the world works... Be yourself and figure out how it works.

 

[Jaro]

Welcome fellow Dutchie!

1. Why snoek? You like that fish specifically?
2. What do you like most about The Netherlands?
3. What do you like least about The Netherlands?
4. Which kink/sex word do you find sounds better in Dutch?
5. What is your favorite body part of yourself and why?

 

[snoek]

Welcome fellow Dutchie!

Hellloo!!

1. Why snoek? You like that fish specifically?

I have absolutely no idea!! I have nothing with fish, Never had an interest to them before I chose the name... Ehh, yeah I named myself after a fish without realising it really

2. What do you like most about The Netherlands?

It being flat!! Since I'm talking with people that don't live in flat places... And a holiday to some good hills I'm very grateful for my flat easily walkable and cylceble country!!!!

3. What do you like least about The Netherlands?

I'd say politics, bit those are shit everywhere so I'll pick another thing.... Ehh... Well, this might be just a where I live... But I want more thunder with my rain!! The weather forecast always says it will happen but I never get it ):

4. Which kink/sex word do you find sounds better in Dutch?

Not many to be honest, they make me cringe for the most part... Ehh, stout can sound either really cringe or really nice...

5. What is your favorite body part of yourself and why?

I Love many parts of myself, but body part related my hips... They look good and make me feel confident
And feature definitely my freckles...

 

[Butterfly]

I would love to see some of your artwork! I made a thread to show off your creations, you should post something in there!

1. Do you believe in fate, the idea that "whatever is meant to happen will happen"? Or do you believe more in a universe governed mainly by chaos and the unknown?
2. What experience are you most proud of yourself for making it through?
3. In a "Freaky Friday" situation where you woke up in someone else's body, who would you like to be for a day and have them inhabit your body?
4. What's a quirk of yours that few people know about?
5. What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
6. Are you currently holding a grudge against anyone or anything?
7. What small thing annoys you to an irrational degree?
8. Have you gone through any phases in your life? What is the most notable one?
9. What historical figure do you most admire and why?
10. Was there ever a moment when you thought you were going to die?

 

[snoek]

I would love to see some of your artwork! I made a thread to show off your creations, you should post something in there!

I'll see if I have anything post worthy hehe

1. Do you believe in fate, the idea that "whatever is meant to happen will happen"? Or do you believe more in a universe governed mainly by chaos and the unknown?

I for sure believe the world is governed by chaos and the unknown. Don't have a good reason for it, but I just think it is that way. But it is something that gets my head spinning if I think about it for too long...

2. What experience are you most proud of yourself for making it through?

Live? Probably loosing my mother as a child... Took a lot of power as a teenager at times to not have bad thoughts...

3. In a "Freaky Friday" situation where you woke up in someone else's body, who would you like to be for a day and have them inhabit your body?

Depends... If the way the brain works also get swapped my father.. I wanna know how his brain works and he calls me interesting so him experiencing mine would maybe answer his questions too.... If that isn't the case a friend of mine with either horses or art things I wanna try... I don't want anyone I don't know inhabit my body as I take they would wake up on my room... I don't want a person I don't know to see my room... But trying out new art supplies or spending a day with horses sounds nice other than that I don't see many reasons I would wanna change bodies with someone...

4. What's a quirk of yours that few people know about?

Not sure what it's called in English and if it has an English name, but I HATE sate saus, a brown sauce that looks like diarrhoea.. and the hate is to a point where I can get panic attacks if I touch it...

5. What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

Ehh, doing some dares while naked in a camping toilet at night probably.. I liked it back then, wouldn't do it again hehe. But I'm pretty boring... I have some crazy horse stories but I don't wanna crash this site with my long stories... And those where accidents not something I choose to do really...

6. Are you currently holding a grudge against anyone or anything?

Dont think I do, that I can think of now... I can say that I didn't know what that word meant, and when I translated I still didn't didn't know the Dutch word either

7. What small thing annoys you to an irrational degree?

Many many many many many small things annoy me, I can go on about small annoying things for ever!!! I'll make a short list...
-cookie crumbles that get into my bed and feel like needles but for some reason never want to leave my bed
-RANDOM KNOTS IN MY YARN
-loosing my needles
-people on the street not saying hi back when I say hi
-people responding in a short way when I put my heart and soul into writing a good sounding email
-people

8. Have you gone through any phases in your life? What is the most notable one?

Ehhh, I guess yes... I can describe my life into three phases I remember.
1. Being the weird kid, feeling weird too, everything weird. Best described by not knowing how or what I do.
2. Acknowledging that I'm the weird kid. Going bald painting my hair and finding out thrifting clothes is a thing. +Added bonus, finding out I have ADHD and autism.
3. Progressing more and more into also accepting it. Liking the weird. Trying to understand myself. Not trying to lose weight anymore but live with it. Try enjoying live instead of making it more complicated.

Don't think that phases have titels, but this describes them.

9. What historical figure do you most admire and why?

Ohh hard question again... Many... I will edit this when I know... I really don't know....

10. Was there ever a moment when you thought you were going to die?

Also many has my suicidal thoughts from time to time here and there... And had a weird run through a village on a horse after they scared that felt like I could've died... Especially when the other horse (the person already fell) ran into the highway... Mine luckily went into the bike tunnel and to the table... Scary...

 

[nylonfetish]

Ehh, doing some dares while naked in a camping toilet at night probably.. I liked it back then, wouldn't do it again hehe. But I'm pretty boring... I have some crazy horse stories but I don't wanna crash this site with my long stories... And those where accidents not something I choose to do really...

Now I am curious about the horse stories...
Can you share 1?

 

[snoek]

Now I am curious about the horse stories...
Can you share 1?

Of course!! The crazy scariest one I already shared in the previous post as the when where you scared to die one.

But I once was riding a horse. Horse horse, like 170/180cm high. And I was jumping. When jumping you would expect to fall of when you are at the jump. But what happened went as followed: I started galloping to the jump, the horse let out a fart, got scared of his own fart, made a weird move, lost balance, started bucking and ran of. I fell of at the started bucking part, but not how I thought I would. My leg was already over his back as If I was to dismount, and I just fell as a pencil would if you would drop it. Now that was the horse being crazy, not specifically me.... Still crazy!!

The small pony I go to often can walk like he is a dog... People find that crazy (only in winter tho, there is too much nice gras at the moment)

Ah shit... Starting to realise this isn't shit I do but the horses....

 

[Butterfly]

What was your gateway kink—the one that made you go, “...okay yeah, I’m into this”?
Safeword of choice: classic “red” or something more dramatic?
What’s the kink you didn’t expect to like… but definitely do now?
What’s your most wholesome kink moment?
Pet peeve in kink spaces (go off)?

 

[snoek]

What was your gateway kink—the one that made you go, “...okay yeah, I’m into this”?

Bondage!! It started even before I discovered kink. I kinda forgot, but since thinking about it more I liked tieing myself and making myself slightly uncomfortable before I even discovered kink. When I discovered that it had something to do with kink I started reading about it more and discovering more.

Safeword of choice: classic “red” or something more dramatic?

My safe word at the moment is red, as it is easy to remember and clear. Tho a random silly word would work too, I like ventieldopje (means valve cap but it is my go to random silly word I love). But I would likely forget the word

What’s the kink you didn’t expect to like… but definitely do now?

Pee! Before trying it I really 100000% thought I wouldn't like it.... But... Now I do... It's fun!!

What’s your most wholesome kink moment?

Hmmm, going into voice chat for the first time and finding out how much more fun can be had even when not in person than I thought was possible.

Pet peeve in kink spaces (go off)?

People who come up with dares that are unrealistically hard, and don't say that it should stay a fantasy and not be explored. That feels unsaved and icky.

 

[Butterfly]

If sex had a theme song every time you started, what would yours be?
Would you rather have sex in a zero-gravity room or underwater (with breathing gear)?
What’s the most random thing that’s killed the mood for you?"
If you could have sex in any fictional universe, where would you pick?
What’s your guilty pleasure that shouldn’t be sexy but kinda is?
Would you rather only be able to sext using medieval English or pirate slang?
If a genie offered to make you the best at one very specific sex skill, which would you choose?
What’s the weirdest safe word you’ve ever heard (or would love to use)?
If you had to incorporate a kitchen appliance into foreplay, which would it be?
What’s the most hilarious noise you’ve ever heard during sex?
Would you rather have sex while skydiving or while riding a roller coaster?
If you could invent a new position and name it after yourself, what would it be called?

 

[snoek]

*quick side note, my sexuality is a bit of a question still for me, I'll change it to having kinky fun where that is split
*I am really tired/ brain blahh, might update my answer later

If sex had a theme song every time you started, what would yours be?

So far, if we're really talking about sex, *cricket sounds*, and it keeps playing for a long time, probably till they die. If only I was the kind of person that could do the giver by Chappel roan
Ugh I can find so many for disliking sex
Okay, it took a bit, but I found a genius one!! Bicycle race from Queen. For reason I think of cycling lanes way too much when getting horny. So yes, that.

Would you rather have sex in a zero-gravity room or underwater (with breathing gear)?

If it was without breathing hear, definitely under water. But with, than I'd go for a zero gravity room. I definitely like both.. but the gear would be too distracting I think... And zero gravity room is more special in a way... Zero gravity I guess, tho they both sound scary

What’s the most random thing that’s killed the mood for you?"

Probably a bug? Air? Something like that.

If you could have sex in any fictional universe, where would you pick?

I have to admit...I like never watch television or anything... So don't like know many.... No idea...

What’s your guilty pleasure that shouldn’t be sexy but kinda is?

Ehhhhhhhh.... Yapping for way too long

Would you rather only be able to sext using medieval English or pirate slang?

Pirate slang!!! I'm already a real pirates parrot anyway hehe

If a genie offered to make you the best at one very specific sex skill, which would you choose?

Hehehe, edging!! I wanna be able to flex even more with my edging skills!!

What’s the weirdest safe word you’ve ever heard (or would love to use)?

Ventieldopje.

If you had to incorporate a kitchen appliance into foreplay, which would it be?

Smiley spoon!! No matter the moment or situation smiley spoon will always make it better

What’s the most hilarious noise you’ve ever heard during sex?

I make very funny sounds, don't know much more tho....

Would you rather have sex while skydiving or while riding a roller coaster?

Ehh, both sound pretty hard to do... Sky diving? Idk, wanna do that anyway.... And dying after falling out of a roller coaster sounds more boring on my opinion...

If you could invent a new position and name it after yourself, what would it be called?

Too many pillows lazy position would be my invention. And also the description of how I do it most of the time

 

[Butterfly]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever said while in a serious kink scene?
If you could make one ridiculous kink law, what would it be? (Example: "Aftercare must legally involve cookies.")
If you could replace a standard kink item (like rope, cuffs, etc.) with something absurd (like pool noodles), what would you swap?
Which would you rather have: vibrating socks or edible harnesses?
You have to explain your favorite kink to a 5-year-old... using only food metaphors. How do you do it?
Which villain would you let top you?
Would you rather: drop your toy bag in front of your boss OR explain your browser history to your mom?
What's your "if I die, delete this" kink-related emergency?

 

[The Brat Princess]

1. Would you rather 2 months total no touch or a year of being horny brain fog constantly?
2. Bubbles or glitter?
3. Bouncy castle or ball pit?
4. You temporeraly gain the ability to speak horse. What is the first thing you ask?
5. Ben je een vis/vogel?

 

[snoek]

1. Would you rather 2 months total no touch or a year of being horny brain fog constantly?

Tries to think *horny brain fog* I might hate it very much, but I'd still go for 2 months no touch... Horny brain fog constantly would make living very annoying I'm afraid....

2. Bubbles or glitter?

Ehhhh welll... Glitter is more fun, but makes a "mess" in the mind of some people I live with... Bubbles are just fun and don't make a mess usually.... So bubbles?

3. Bouncy castle or ball pit?

Ball pit!! My knees can't handle jumping in afraid... And it has honestly been too long since K had a ball pit fight... Or had the ability to, so ball pit.

4. You temporeraly gain the ability to speak horse. What is the first thing you ask?

Oh "are you in pain, if you are where" cus that is very hard to figure out sometimes... And after that probably if there are any other things bothering them... After that probably just yapping, cus they seem like they would like that

5. Ben je een vis/vogel?

Ja, ik ben een vis en vogel→duif/papagaai