Reasons why Salty should cum!!

[dgforyourpleasure]

34. I so kindly signed up for his hands on orgasm refresher course today even though he only repaid with clamps and 5 edges!!

38. And you did that like a good girl!! You deserve a proper refresher course

This seems like a question for YOU! What are YOU gonna give up so I can orgasm? You keep stealing all of mine and using them for yourself! And dg's too! What are you doing with all these orgasms??

Maybe he doesn’t know how to properly enjoy orgasms so he taking them all hostage to learn, trying to understand why orgasms feel so good while he craves denial What else can he be doing with our orgasms

 

[saltychip]

38. And you did that like a good girl!! You deserve a proper refresher course

39. I was an even better girl and didn't report him for false advertisement!!
40. I have so graciously forgiven him for being a Giants fan.

Maybe he doesn’t know how to properly enjoy orgasms so he taking them all hostage to learn, trying to understand why orgasms feel so good while he craves denial What else can he be doing with our orgasms

Think he's forgotten about them? Maybe his old age has really gotten to his memory and he's forgotten where he's put them? We really should just search his entire place for them, and while we're at it we can leave Eagles logo everywhere.

 

[dgforyourpleasure]

41. You offered to search his place and help redecorate!!!

joins you and adds little cute ducks, creepy tiny babies, cute and fuck you ghosts, and middle finger fingerings to hide all over the place

 

[misskubo]

Think he's forgotten about them? Maybe his old age has really gotten to his memory and he's forgotten where he's put them? We really should just search his entire place for them, and while we're at it we can leave Eagles logo everywhere.

Maybe he's converted them into crypto and lost the password? You only get so many guesses and then you lose them forever

42; it's sexy when someone else cums while I can't

 

[saltychip]

41. You offered to search his place and help redecorate!!!

joins you and adds little cute ducks, creepy tiny babies, cute and fuck you ghosts, and middle finger fingerings to hide all over the place

We cant forget the glitter, mini jesus, and 24 easter eggs numbered 1-25

 

[KinkKitten]

43. Enough orgasms will keep you so occupied the rest of us will be safe!

 

[Dungeonmaster]

Maybe he doesn’t know how to properly enjoy orgasms so he taking them all hostage to learn, trying to understand why orgasms feel so good while he craves denial What else can he be doing with our orgasms

I just have them all. Believe me, they are very enjoable. It is great when you just cum whenever you want,instead of having to make a thread to twist reality and make people beg in your stead

Think he's forgotten about them? Maybe his old age has really gotten to his memory and he's forgotten where he's put them? We really should just search his entire place for them, and while we're at it we can leave Eagles logo everywhere.

If I found one Eagles logo at my place, the whole house is gonna burn down because of a terrible accident. Oh, and you never cum again

34. I so kindly signed up for his hands on orgasm refresher course today even though he only repaid with clamps and 5 edges!!

This seems like a question for YOU! What are YOU gonna give up so I can orgasm? You keep stealing all of mine and using them for yourself! And dg's too! What are you doing with all these orgasms??

I offered you the Gemini on experience instead. You refused. And I told you I followed your advise. I changed my attitude, so you would get this wonderful retalliation. Now that was wrong too appareantly

Oh and it was clearly a question for the people. But no one really answered. Maybe they don't want you to cum as bad as you thought. How unfortunate
Guess I'll keep all the orgasms safe here and use them one after another while you all soak in your own juices.

 

[SweetNSpicy]

Wait, you only have one pool of orgasms for all your subs? Haha, that's amazing! Wish I could do that. Problem is, I only have 1 sub that does not prefer permanent denial...

44. Because I say so.

 

[Buttaholic]

45. Because one shouldn’t forget what an orgasm feels like

 

[SweetNSpicy]

46. Because orgasms help maintain your salt levels.

 

[Buttaholic]

47. Because Salty might become less evil if she cums