Quirky questions

[Jaro]

Try to be quirky in your answers as well!

1. What happens when we push your belly button?
2. Do nudists call their pubic hair public hair?
3. Would you rather get fucked by C3PO or Chewbacca?
4. Does an asshole's asshole smell worse than a regular asshole?
5. Do you think you'd have sex more often if you reincarnated as a bunny?
6. What would you do if you woke up to the ass crack of dawn?
7. Sex on the beach with Sex on the Beach?
8. Is the size of your underwear inversely proportional to the level of your horniness?
9. Which have you seen more often: a camel toe or a camel's toe?
10. Have you ever met a libertarian lesbian librarian?

 

[Butterfly]

What happens when we push your belly button?
Nothing when you push it, but if you stick your finger in it, it makes me feel like I have to go pee.

Do nudists call their pubic hair public hair?
I wouldn't know, I haven't met a nudist.

Would you rather get fucked by C3PO or Chewbacca?
Chewbacca. I am not sure I would like being fucked by a robot.

Does an asshole's asshole smell worse than a regular asshole?
Maybe his whole person smells like an asshole.

Do you think you'd have sex more often if you reincarnated as a bunny?
Duh!

What would you do if you woke up to the ass crack of dawn?
Go back to sleep

Sex on the beach with Sex on the Beach?
Never sex on the beach! Too sandy

Is the size of your underwear inversely proportional to the level of your horniness?
No. It doesn't matter how horny I am, I prefer cotton panties with Disney characters on them.

Which have you seen more often: a camel toe or a camel's toe?
Camel toe

Have you ever met a libertarian lesbian librarian?
I can't say that I have

 

[Jaro]

You haven't met a nudist, are you sure?

 

[Butterfly]

You haven't met a nudist, are you sure?

You're only ever naked at your house or at the nude beach. I am not sure I would count you as a nudist.

 

[Hoof]

Chewbacca rather than C3PO as natural is more sexy than shaved metallic...

 

[Raziel78]

1. What happens when we push your belly button? Nothing
2. Do nudists call their pubic hair public hair? I would assume the bush
3. Would you rather get fucked by C3PO or Chewbacca? Padme or Ayla Secura free?
4. Does an asshole's asshole smell worse than a regular asshole? I wouls say most likely
5. Do you think you'd have sex more often if you reincarnated as a bunny? Absolutely
6. What would you do if you woke up to the ass crack of dawn? I'd ask her why she's sitting on my face
7. Sex on the beach with Sex on the Beach? Sounds interesting
8. Is the size of your underwear inversely proportional to the level of your horniness? I wear boxer briefs so no
9. Which have you seen more often: a camel toe or a camel's toe? Camel toe
10. Have you ever met a libertarian lesbian librarian? Can't say i have

 

[jml3030]

Try to be quirky in your answers as well!

1. What happens when we push your belly button?

It makes a bell-y dinging noise.

1. Do nudists call their pubic hair public hair?

No. Only the old dists have body hair.

1. Would you rather get fucked by C3PO or Chewbacca?

C3PO for sure.

1. Does an asshole's asshole smell worse than a regular asshole?

An asshole's nose smells about the same, so I'll say no.

1. Do you think you'd have sex more often if you reincarnated as a bunny?

No, too many bad rabbit habits.

1. What would you do if you woke up to the ass crack of dawn?

I'd ask Dawn to get the fuck out of my house before my gf got home.

1. Sex on the beach with Sex on the Beach?

Sure, long before I'd have a Hairy Buffalo with a hairy buffalo.

1. Is the size of your underwear inversely proportional to the level of your horniness?

Nope! Curvy girls don't tell lies.

1. Which have you seen more often: a camel toe or a camel's toe?

I don't look camels directly in the feet, it's impolite.

1. Have you ever met a libertarian lesbian librarian?

No, but I once met a gay grey geisha dressed as Robert Goulet.

 

[The Brat Princess]

1. What happens when we push your belly button?

If you push my belly button I freak out.... It's like the nuke launch button lets not

1. Do nudists call their pubic hair public hair?

What else would they call it

1. Would you rather get fucked by C3PO or Chewbacca?

C3PO has to have some better programming right? He is after all human cyborg relations

1. Does an asshole's asshole smell worse than a regular asshole?

Is it a clean assholes asshole? Because if it is cleaner than the regular maybe not but also maybe?

1. Do you think you'd have sex more often if you reincarnated as a bunny?

What else douse a bunny do

1. What would you do if you woke up to the ass crack of dawn?

Question why it is only just happening and where the better side of dawn was

1. Sex on the beach with Sex on the Beach?

Sandpaper sex...... That's some friction right there

1. Is the size of your underwear inversely proportional to the level of your horniness?

.....not sure....

1. Which have you seen more often: a camel toe or a camel's toe?

Neither.... Hounestly....

1. Have you ever met a libertarian lesbian librarian?

I am sure if I did I would be sworn to secrecy right?

 

[Jaro]

Try to be quirky in your answers as well!

1. What happens when we push your belly button?

I let out a loud squeal

1. Do nudists call their pubic hair public hair?

Well I certainly do! I have good looking pubic hair so why not flaunt it?

1. Would you rather get fucked by C3PO or Chewbacca?

C3PO... I don't do well with hairy oafs

1. Does an asshole's asshole smell worse than a regular asshole?

Of course. That's double asshole so that would be uber-skunk-level-smelly

1. Do you think you'd have sex more often if you reincarnated as a bunny?

Yes. I want to be a bunny!

1. What would you do if you woke up to the ass crack of dawn?

Just one step below waking up to the sight of feet

1. Sex on the beach with Sex on the Beach?

Yes please

1. Is the size of your underwear inversely proportional to the level of your horniness?

Not necessarily, but I do like wearing tiny g-strings

1. Which have you seen more often: a camel toe or a camel's toe?

I'd have to say camel toe. I don't think I've ever looked at a camel's toe, except in pictures.

1. Have you ever met a libertarian lesbian librarian?

I haven't but I'd like to. They must be very interesting to talk to.

 

[picaboo]

Try to be quirky in your answers as well!

1. What happens when we push your belly button?

Hehehe ticles

1. Do nudists call their pubic hair public hair?

I believe the proper term is forbidden Forest.

1. Would you rather get fucked by C3PO or Chewbacca?

Chewbacca you know he has to be pretty kinky they live so long they got to get tired of the normal stuff by than.

1. Does an asshole's asshole smell worse than a regular asshole?

Yes. A ass hole doesn't wash there ass hole properly so the small is worse.

1. Do you think you'd have sex more often if you reincarnated as a bunny?

Normal sex? Yes.

1. What would you do if you woke up to the ass crack of dawn?

*Lucky luck*

1. Sex on the beach with Sex on the Beach?

Throw in a couple buttery nipples and you got your self a deal.

1. Is the size of your underwear inversely proportional to the level of your horniness?

Nope. My underwear solely depends on how lazy I am and if I felt like putting in the energy to wear them.

1. Which have you seen more often: a camel toe or a camel's toe?

Camel toe.

1. Have you ever met a libertarian lesbian librarian?

No lol probably not

 

[Masterfulsensation]

Try to be quirky in your answers as well!

1. What happens when we push your belly button?

You get a smelly finger.

1. Do nudists call their pubic hair public hair?

Generally I doubt it but I’m sure one or two have thought of that and said it.

1. Would you rather get fucked by C3PO or Chewbacca?

C3PO, His head comes off pretty easy so wouldn’t need to hear him talking crap

1. Does an asshole's asshole smell worse than a regular asshole?

Probably not but I’ve got no intention of finding out for sure.

1. Do you think you'd have sex more often if you reincarnated as a bunny?

Just lately I’d have sex more reincarnating as a statue of a bunny, by this time next year I’m going to be making those rabbits jealous though.

1. What would you do if you woke up to the ass crack of dawn?

Slap her ass cheek and tell her to flip over

1. Sex on the beach with Sex on the Beach?

If that’s an offer, thanks but no thanks…if you mean sitting alone on a beach tossing off into my own cocktail I’ll pass again…..if it’s just a general question then hell yes, that’s one of the few cocktails I actually like.

1. Is the size of your underwear inversely proportional to the level of your horniness?

No the size of my underwear, when I actually wear any, has much more to do with my waist size.

1. Which have you seen more often: a camel toe or a camel's toe?

Hmmm irl thankfully a camel toe, if I start thinking of the amount of camels I must have seen on tv by now though and how many toes they each have, I sadly feel the camel’s toes would win.

1. Have you ever met a libertarian lesbian librarian?

Who knows, I rarely go in a library but even more rarely ask the girl behind the desk if she likes cock or just pussy.

 

[Guv'nor]

Try to be quirky in your answers as well!

1. What happens when we push your belly button?
2. Do nudists call their pubic hair public hair?
3. Would you rather get fucked by C3PO or Chewbacca?
4. Does an asshole's asshole smell worse than a regular asshole?
5. Do you think you'd have sex more often if you reincarnated as a bunny?
6. What would you do if you woke up to the ass crack of dawn?
7. Sex on the beach with Sex on the Beach?
8. Is the size of your underwear inversely proportional to the level of your horniness?
9. Which have you seen more often: a camel toe or a camel's toe?
10. Have you ever met a libertarian lesbian librarian?

1. Nothing, it is a very boring belly button
2. I do hope so, that's if they haven't had a shave of course
3. C3PO, it would be weird but I think Chewbacca is a bit too hairy for me
4. Thankfully, I have never had to find out
5. Probably, as rabbits actually have sex
6. I would wonder how she had gotten into my bedroom
7. No thank you
8. Sometimes, yes
9. A camels toe
10. Not as far as I am aware