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One of my naughty daydreams is to be taken (nay, used!) by an older man. The imaginary "older man" of my daydreams is now about 20 years younger than I am in reality...
If a horse is pregnant, technically it should run twice at fast because it now is two horsepower.
@snoek do you aprove?
Actually a single horse has much more than one horsepower. Horsepower was created to show what a horse can do on average during a day. However a single horse can peak at around 15 horsepower.
*smart ass mode off*
so 30 horsepower, noted
How does a centaur factor into all of this? Asking for a centaur friend who feels left out.
That is a very interesting question.
Now as a half human, half horse, we can assume they get the best of both worlds. As a horse is capable of putting out much more horsepower than any human, I would give them the benefit of also being able to generate up to 15 horsepower.
I would rather want to know about the dick size to be honest..
But wouldn't the horsepower halve? He's only half horse, so I think it's more like 7 or 8 horsepower.
Of course a pregnant centaur would still have 15, as 2 halves make a whole.
Not sure. I heard centaurs are hung like a horse.
Of course a pregnant centaur would still have 15, as 2 halves make a whole.
Not sure. I heard centaurs are hung like a horse.
If you halve it due to it being only half horse, you would also need to apply the horsepower a human is capable of generating. So assuming we are talking an athlete, you could add up to 3 or evenm 3.5 horsepower, which would bring your total to a little bit more than 10.
Would that feel fair for your well hung friend?
It's all a bit complicated. His mother was a horse, his father a human. I think 10 horsepower sounds about right.
Although he says a well-educated centaur can beat a horse in physical combat, so it's not all about crunching the numbers. Besides, I've been told centaurs settle all their conflicts with rock-paper-scissors anyway.
Although he says a well-educated centaur can beat a horse in physical combat, so it's not all about crunching the numbers. Besides, I've been told centaurs settle all their conflicts with rock-paper-scissors anyway.
Before anyone asks, minotaurs usually pull in about 0.5 horsepower. They're lazy. Fuck minotaurs. Centaurs are much better. I'm not racist, I'm realist!
wait but would a male centaur have nipple cuz it is half human, or dont have nipple cuz of the half stallion?
They have something inbetween nipples and udders, I think. Same goes for the genetically inferior minotaurs.
That is very interesting. I never knew much about centaur culture. Is he good at it? What's his win loss ratio? And which one is his favorite?