Reports PianoBoy's Add thread

[Wolf_]

Congratulations PianoBoy! You have taken a pasting. So pleased the boxer ruin is quite high up, meaning you're either wearing them covered in jizz, or not at all

I will close the thread

 

[Sir_Damian]

Thank you for the fun thread, Piano. And... have fun! in the next... 228 days (minus what you already worked off on ruins)

 

[KInkyGayBoi]

Enjoy the many ruins and piss

 

[PianoBoy84]

Thank you so much to everyone who posted over this past week! Had a lot of fun and very much looking forward to the next 7 MONTHS of ruined orgasms!

I'll be updating the thread regularly with reports, so feel free to check in every now and then.

Here's the final numbers we ended up with.

Task	Amount	Number completed
Ruined orgasms	228	5
Edges (from posts)	449	70
Edges (from dice)	44	31
Ballbusts (punches)	86 x 20	9 x 20
Piss shots	206	11
Clamps (in mins)	159	0
Icy Hot (15 mins)	28	1
Shoe hits	212 x 10	0
Pump (thrusts)	29 x 25	0
Squeeze (balls)	274	0
Ball crusher (1 min)	254	0
Piss cocktail	33	0
Hold (minutes)	18	/
Post (in a thread)	2	0
Drop (toilet seat)	103	0
Palm	15 x 20	0
Misc. edges (from other sources)	38	38

Tasks with variations	Variants	Number completed
Icy Hot (varies by body part)	22 x balls, 2x dick, 2x nipples, 1x cock and balls, 1x cockhead (3mins)	1x balls
Piss cocktails (25 types)	1, 2, 3, 2x4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 2x10, 11, 2x12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 2x17, 18, 2x19, 20, 21, 2x22, 2x23, 24, 25x2	0

 

[PianoBoy84]

A short report from yesterday, as I didn't have time to post before bed.

Ruin, but somewhere you've never touched your dick before!

Managed 33 edges yesterday, mostly right before ruining. Fortunately, I moved into this flat pretty recently and have actually never touched my dick in the dining room before! I edged away for about 20 minutes until I eventually went over accidentally. It was actually pretty damn hard the whole time to not go past the edge, wanted to cum really bad for some reason (like, idk maybe 3 and a half weeks without a full orgasm?). Got pretty lucky that I could still do this at home, but there's plenty of outdoor ruins to come in the next few months!

RUIN AND freeze it - add it to a drink later

I actually never got around to this, so I'm doing it now! Got a 2-load cum cube in a small glass of something like bailey's. The texture is..... unpleasant to say the least.

 

[PianoBoy84]

I got a little bit behind with my reports! Here's what I've been up to the last few days:

Wednesday

Ruin but in one of your socks that you wore that day and put it in your mouth for 6 minutes.

Starting off a series of bizarre coincidences, Sir Damian had made me wear the same socks for 2 days before this! Ruining in the sock was pretty frustrating, but really hot to see the cum soaking in as it dribbled out. The taste was.... interesting! Definitely got more sweaty feet than cum, and was pretty funny just sitting there for 6 minutes after ruining with a sock in my mouth. Thanks for the ruin!

I did 23 edges.

Thursday

Ruin and let your cum dribble into your underwear that you have to wear for 24h

This one was totally accidental! Was edging for a while and thought "I should stop or I'll ruin by mistake". Of course... I didn't stop and literally the next edge I went over. Fortunately, I had my underwear around my thighs so just let the load dribble in so I didn't totally mess up.

Continuing the coincidences... the underwear I happened to be wearing at the time I had pissed in a couple times already (not by my own choice!) and I, for obvious reasons, cannot wear those to work. I've been wearing them in the afternoons after I finish work since to make up the 24 hours. They already smell pretty damn ripe by now!

Apparently I did a total of 48 edges on Thursday but can't remember how many of those were before the ruin!!

Friday

I'll add the classic ruin onto a biscuit/cookie/similar and then eat it

Yesterday was a fun day!! I made the first of the 25 piss cocktails, a take on a piña colada. I was pretty well hydrated so my piss wasn't very strong, and this actually tasted pretty good!! I think pineapple juice also mixes with the taste pretty well and you kinda just don't notice you're drinking piss. 10/10 would do again.

I also got pretty lucky with my choice of cookie: a very very delicious triple chocolate one to be exact. Had a super fun edging session to build up a big load with Sir Damian - he got me up to 50 edges! - then dribbled out a nice glaze for my cookie and enjoyed my treat. Apart from being a tiny bit "moist", it was still so so tasty and kinda liked the added saltiness.

Again, by coincidence, I needed to get cookies for a different task.... so this worked out very well!

Did a total of 51 edges and the first piss cocktail striked off the list!

Started off my morning today with 30 edges before getting up for the day. Really horny for some reason, can't imagine why though!

Thanks for the fun tasks, very glad to be kept busy.

 

[PianoBoy84]

I've updated my debt tracker!

For context, at 9/228 ruins I'm 3.95% of the way through which is insane....

 

[PianoBoy84]

A short report for the last few days.

Saturday

Ruin, but you have to hold a shot of pee in your mouth, can only swallow it after all cum has come out

This was pretty grim, not helped by Sir_Damian making it quite a bit harder! I filled up a tall glass with piss and took a large mouthful to hold, before topping the glass up AGAIN. I then stroked to an edge, held it as long as I could, and let go as the load dribbled out into the glass. Cum is actually quite pretty when it drops into piss like that... who knew? I could finally swallow after holding that mouthful for a few minutes, only to then need to drink the ENTIRE glass of piss, now with my cum in too! This was very gross, especially with the texture of the cum in the last few mouthfuls. Fun task though, thank you!

Monday

RUIN BUT have your legs over your head

This week I'm limited to stroking at 70bpm! I thought this was gonna make it basically impossible to edge or ruin but I was very much wrong. Turns out once you get going, stroking slower is suuuuuuper frustrating (which I knew it would be ) but also keeps me way closer to the edge even after a short break. After 30 mind-melting edges, I ruined right into my mouth! Probably been years since I've cum like that, so thank you for the reminder of how fun it is.

 

[PianoBoy84]

Wow I can't believe a whole week slipped by so quickly. Sorry for not posting a report sooner, for various reasons I've just not gotten around to it this week.

Quite a lot of edging, looooaaads of slow stroking, and a few ruins along the way (some accidental.... slow stroking is hard!).

Tuesday evening last week I completed a very overdue task from BlueFlame which was a mix of edging and ballbusting, ending with a ruin and all with toothpaste on my cockhead. The toothpaste was painful, but not too overwhelming, it definitely made the stroking pretty interesting as I had to get to the edge while stroking super slow! I managed to just barely go over the edge, I think just 2 drops of cum came out and I didn't feel anything at all. I then had to stroke fast for 30 seconds and ended up ruining a second time. Thank you for the task, it was very fun!

Ruin, but into your pants, fully clothed

On Wednesday I worked on a couple keywords and did some shoe hits, punches, and a decent chunk of time with nipple clamps while edging nice and slowly. I then ruined into my boxers before spending the evening on a call with some friends. It was a pretty sticky games night! Thanks for the ruin.

Thursday, Friday, and Saturday were a bit of a write off for thread tasks. I was busy on Thursday all day, then ruined accidentally on Friday AND Saturday morning (I said slow stroking edges were hard right?!), so I couldn't complete the next ruin task from the thread. I mostly did a bunch of edges and caught up on the backlog of piss shots I need to drink still.

Ruin but you have to stand up and have a bottle of at least 1 litre tied to ur balls while jerking/ruining

Yesterday, I finally got around to getting something that weighed around 1KG to hang on my balls for the next ruin. This was probably just on the verge of being painful, so the tug from the weight actually felt reeeaally nice while I was stroking. I'm still working on getting my ruins as close as I can so I get as little refief from it as possible. It's still a little tricky to do it reliably, but this one was pretty damn frustrating!

I'm hoping to update the thread more often this coming week!

 

[PianoBoy84]

Ruin whilst sniffing your trainers

Spent about an hour or so before doing this spending some time humping a pillow, edging, and using my ball crusher (annoyingly didn't time it properly so can't use it for the thread lol). By the time I actually got to ruining I was horny AF and on edge almost right away... I actually couldn't say how much of that was from sniffing my gym shoes or all the horny stuff before.

I've never cum while sniffing a shoe before, and I guess I still haven't cause this ruin was really frustrating! I managed to get a good few seconds between stopping stroking and the cum dribbling out (like 6 or something?) so I'm still really horny. Definitely gonna try get that time longer as I ruin more and more!

Thanks for the ruin!

I also forgot to mention in my previous report, that I got around to making the 2nd piss cocktail - the "piss"co sour. It was foul. The recipe book I have has alcohol free versions of the cocktails, and for some reason they thought it would make sense to replace almost all the liquid in this one with lime juice...... I even put in double the amount of piss and less lime than required and it was still so so gross to drink. The egg white got super foamy in the blender though which was cool! Definitely looking forward to the other ones more than this.