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You're welcome to check my counting if you're bored enough! I think if anything I've over counted some things, but first person to spot that I've under counted can have a permanent +1 keyword per post ;)
soooo, i did just that (cause i was indeed bored). and i counted one more ruin

speaking of RUINs: you were so excited about the slow stroking one. so why don't you set the metronome to 50 bpm this time?
 
soooo, i did just that (cause i was indeed bored). and i counted one more ruin
Oh dear....

Naturally the extra keyword offer would have to go the most frequent poster 😭

I'll double check the count during my break and get back to you. For the sake of my sanity I think I'd suggest keeping just 1 ruin per post and using the 2nd for something else. That would be the same if we get to 300 posts and everyone gets an extra keyword to use!
 
Oh dear....

Naturally the extra keyword offer would have to go the most frequent poster 😭

I'll double check the count during my break and get back to you. For the sake of my sanity I think I'd suggest keeping just 1 ruin per post and using the 2nd for something else. That would be the same if we get to 300 posts and everyone gets an extra keyword to use!
yes, please do doublecheck. i'll also do that later when i find the time.

and sure, we wouldn't want you to be stuck with ruins until the end of the years (although... maybe we do?)
I'm also curious to know, is it 1 stroke up AND down per beat??
yes, that's how i would define it. same with the 60 bpms from yesterday. is that too easy for you?

CLAMPS
 
and sure, we wouldn't want you to be stuck with ruins until the end of the years (although... maybe we do?)
I mean... maybe? 😵‍💫

I doubt it'll be too easy, but if it is then going just one direction per beat would half the speed so I'll do that if I need to...
 
soooo, i did just that (cause i was indeed bored). and i counted one more ruin
Well fuck, I counted again on the thread and checked my notes app on my phone where I have a list of them and it is indeed 43 as of post 140!

Enjoy your extra keyword :P

You'll have 3 if/when we get to 300 posts

Also, a reminder to whoever gets post 150 that you can choose a new keyword, AND apparently modify an existing one (thanks for that Wolf lol).
 
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I mean... maybe? 😵‍💫

I doubt it'll be too easy, but if it is then going just one direction per beat would half the speed so I'll do that if I need to...
i take that as a yes. so have another RUIN but you can only stand on one leg.

let's have you try up + down per beat for the 60 bpm task. then report back how it went. and we can adjust the 50 bpm later if necessary. :)

also, just did a recount up to post 140. here's what i counted:
- Edges from posts: 105 ✅
- Edges from dice: 17 ✅
- Ruins: 43 ❗ --> one more than you counted. Btw, this was wrong in your first count on post 91 already
- Ballbust: 11 ❓--> you counted one more, so i think we should stick with yours :p
- Piss: 27 ✅
- Clamps: 9 ✅
- Icy Hot: 6 ✅
- Shoe: 5 ❓--> again, you counted one more.

EDIT: second keyword you say? ICY HOT.
 
Adding Pump - 25 thrusts to your ass. Can only be used twice per page
Edit - PISS - I will drink a shot of piss, but 3 shots will be saved up

PISS
 
RUIN but you have to guess how many strokes (completely up and down) it takes until you ruin.
If your guess was higher: You have to punch your balls the guessed number after your ruin.
If your guess was lower: You have to punch your balls double the amount of strokes it took after your ruin.
 
RUIN but you have to guess how many strokes (completely up and down) it takes until you ruin.
If your guess was higher: You have to punch your balls the guessed number after your ruin.
If your guess was lower: You have to punch your balls double the amount of strokes it took after your ruin.
That's going to be really tricky! I have genuinely no idea how many strokes it'll take.
 
That's going to be really tricky! I have genuinely no idea how many strokes it'll take.
well, will be curious what number you guess and how many strokes it will take then ;)

Let's do one more
RUIN but you have to be in the shower with the shower head spraying cold water on your cock and balls while you jerk/ruin
 
RUIN. do one stroke. wait 5 seconds. do two strokes. wait 5 seconds. do three strokes. wait 5 seconds. keep adding a stroke and waiting 5 seconds until you ruin. let us know how many rounds you took.
 
RUIN. do one stroke. wait 5 seconds. do two strokes. wait 5 seconds. do three strokes. wait 5 seconds. keep adding a stroke and waiting 5 seconds until you ruin. let us know how many rounds you took.
Wow that's going to be soooooo frustrating!
 
have done it before. have made quite a few subs do this before. and can confirm: yes, it is! :D

also, forgot to use my second keyword. oh well. RUIN while doing a plank. and let's have more PISS.
You can always edit if you forget tbf
 
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