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    I've been around a lot less recently as I’m dealing with some health concerns and a very busy work schedule. I'm hoping to slow down and start popping in more often. 💖
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Not in your butt!

10 years ago, I was sitting down for dinner with my mom and brother (15 at the time). My brother decided that he needed to share something with us and he proceeded to open up this video on YouTube. He thought it was super amusing. This video is called "Not in your butt".

The reason I decided to post it here, was because while I was watching the video (blushing like crazy as normal), I couldn't help but think that every single one of those items that the doctor lists, were probably put in by somebody on this site, and it made me giggle.

On top of that, I thought it might also be good to remind people that whether your accepting a task from somebody or playing alone, your safety needs to be your first priority. Your anal cavity is open, and anything you put inside it can get stuck and lead to a very embarrassing emergency room visit. So please be careful and think of this video the next time you try to put a salami or jar of vaseline in your butt.
 
It's one of Sir's toy worse nightmares. Once she had something stuck in the other opening and she remembers how horrified she felt, luckily she was chatting with a GD member who claimed to be a doctor at the time and he walked her through it, which even if it was maybe bullshit at least made her less panicked during the incident :LOL:
 
We were doing figging once and I was using a piece of ginger on Mr. Devious and it just slurped right inside him! Thankfully I watched it happen and I was able to reach in and grab it right away but I panicked and was mortified!
 
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