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More would you rathers

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The Frog Prince
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Joined
Jan 4, 2026
Location
The Swamp
Gender
Non-binary
Pride
Pansexual Pansexual
Would you rather…
Elaborate on your choices if you want

Have no nipples or 2 inch/5 cm long nipples?

Never be able to have an orgasm or cum spontaneously a few times throughout the day?

Have a 2 in dick and be able to cum multiple times in a row or a 12 in dick but only be able to cum once a day?

Be forced to wear a vibrator 24/7 or locked in chastity 24/7?

Only be able to touch your dick/pussy and not your ass or only be able to touch your ass but not dick/pussy?

Only wear high heels (6in+ heel) or only be able to walk on all fours?

Have to ask permission every time you use the toilet or be forced into diapers 24/7?

Be able to lactate from your nipples or have an orgasm just from nipple stimulation?

Have to wear a collar 24/7 or not be allowed to wear underwear?

Get your nippes pierced or get a gential piercing?
 
Have no nipples or 2 inch/5 cm long nipples?
5 cm nipples. Would look ridiculous, but otherwise, all the clamps would go on my balls, not ideal hehe

Never be able to have an orgasm or cum spontaneously a few times throughout the day?
Cum spontanously a few times throughout the day. Especially if it was spontaneous for me, but somebody else actually was controlling it 😈💦 could lead to a lot of humiliating scenarios!

Have a 2 in dick and be able to cum multiple times in a row or a 12 in dick but only be able to cum once a day?
Definitely a small dick and being able to cum over an over! I very much envy that girls allegedly have an easier time doing that!
Be forced to wear a vibrator 24/7 or locked in chastity 24/7?
Vibrator. ESPECIALLY if it’s remote controlled by somebody else! 😈
Only be able to touch your dick/pussy and not your ass or only be able to touch your ass but not dick/pussy?
My dick. As of early 2026, anal is still a limit to me, so I don’t have much use for touching my ass.
Only wear high heels (6in+ heel) or only be able to walk on all fours?
High heels! I have never tried walking in them, and I’m sure it would be awful, but I’m 32 years old, my knees said BIG NO to crawling around.
Have to ask permission every time you use the toilet or be forced into diapers 24/7?
Permission! I find the thought of carrying my business around in a diaper nasty AF. Hopefully, I would need the permission from someone generous hehe.
Be able to lactate from your nipples or have an orgasm just from nipple stimulation?
Orgasm. I don’t really know what I would use lactating nipples for. Helping a potential future wife feed the baby? 😂
Have to wear a collar 24/7 or not be allowed to wear underwear?
No underwear FOR SURE! Love being forced to that in general, make all everyday tasks seem a bit more risky 😏
Get your nippes pierced or get a gential piercing?
Nipples. Not something I have considered, but I don’t even know where a male would pierce his genitals? Also, I fear that would constitute the bigger hygiene issue…
 
Would you rather…
Elaborate on your choices if you want

Have no nipples or 2 inch/5 cm long nipples?
Hmm... nipple clamps would be a lot more interesting with 5 cm nipples. However I am not sure how to hide these under clothes and I'm also a nudist so... I think I have to choose no nipples instead.
Never be able to have an orgasm or cum spontaneously a few times throughout the day?
Never have an orgasm. No clue how to do work with a curse like that. And I can live without orgasm.
Have a 2 in dick and be able to cum multiple times in a row or a 12 in dick but only be able to cum once a day?
12 inch dick. I don't need to cum that often. Although a 12 inch dick is quite insane I have to admit.
Be forced to wear a vibrator 24/7 or locked in chastity 24/7?
Vibrator in my ass in my case? I'll choose that. I prefer free willy.
Only be able to touch your dick/pussy and not your ass or only be able to touch your ass but not dick/pussy?
Only touch my dick. I like touching my dick too much. Even without edging or orgasming.
Only wear high heels (6in+ heel) or only be able to walk on all fours?
Um..... again a very hard almost impossible choice. How to do work or navigate like as normal on all fours? I will choose the heels. And very long and wide pants.
Have to ask permission every time you use the toilet or be forced into diapers 24/7?
Ask permission!
Be able to lactate from your nipples or have an orgasm just from nipple stimulation?
Orgasm just from nipple stimulation sounds fun. In fact my nipples are not very sensitive at all and I wish they were.
Have to wear a collar 24/7 or not be allowed to wear underwear?
Not allowed underwear. Though I don't like commando so much, its a lot easier.
Get your nippes pierced or get a gential piercing?
I don't like the idea of piercing for myself to be honest. And I personally think nipple piercings only look good on women. If I must a will choose a descreet frenulum piercing for my penis.
 
Have no nipples or 2 inch/5 cm long nipples? 2 inch nipples

Never be able to have an orgasm or cum spontaneously a few times throughout the day? Cum throughout the day it be exciting

Have a 2 in dick and be able to cum multiple times in a row or a 12 in dick but only be able to cum once a day? 12 inch dick

Be forced to wear a vibrator 24/7 or locked in chastity 24/7? Vibrator

Only be able to touch your dick/pussy and not your ass or only be able to touch your ass but not dick/pussy?dick not ass

Only wear high heels (6in+ heel) or only be able to walk on all fours?walk on foure

Have to ask permission every time you use the toilet or be forced into diapers 24/7? Ask permission

Be able to lactate from your nipples or have an orgasm just from nipple stimulation?lactate

Have to wear a collar 24/7 or not be allowed to wear underwear? No underwear

Get your nippes pierced or get a gential piercing? Nipples
 
Would you rather…
Elaborate on your choices if you want

Have no nipples or 2 inch/5 cm long nipples?
No nipples, 5cm is too long
Never be able to have an orgasm or cum spontaneously a few times throughout the day?
Cum throughout the day would be fun
Have a 2 in dick and be able to cum multiple times in a row or a 12 in dick but only be able to cum once a day?
2in for me. 12 seem too much
Be forced to wear a vibrator 24/7 or locked in chastity 24/7?
Vibrator seem more fun but one that make no noise
Only be able to touch your dick/pussy and not your ass or only be able to touch your ass but not dick/pussy?
I'm okay with just my ass but I will need to train it more
Only wear high heels (6in+ heel) or only be able to walk on all fours?
All fours seem lame but I don't like high heels, even more 6in one ahah
Have to ask permission every time you use the toilet or be forced into diapers 24/7?
If it was only pee I could have go with diapers but I don't want to feel number 2 on me all day, so I will ask permission
Be able to lactate from your nipples or have an orgasm just from nipple stimulation?
My nipple are not really sensitive so I would like to know what it feel to orgasm from them
Have to wear a collar 24/7 or not be allowed to wear underwear?
Hard one because I love both but no underwear seem more easy to hide so I think I'll go for that
Get your nippes pierced or get a gential piercing?
Nipples seems the least annoying
 
Have no nipples or 2 inch/5 cm long nipples?
2 inch long nipples is tempting because it sounds more humiliating but practically... i'd rather have no nipples!
Never be able to have an orgasm or cum spontaneously a few times throughout the day?
never be able to have an orgasm. there are still lots of other fun things you can do, but if i orgasmed spontaneously while out and about or doing other things that could be really psychologically tormenting after a while.
Have a 2 in dick and be able to cum multiple times in a row or a 12 in dick but only be able to cum once a day?
i think maybe this doesn't apply to me lol, i'd rather not have a Dick at all thank you
Be forced to wear a vibrator 24/7 or locked in chastity 24/7?
locked in chastity 24/7. more in line with my interest and kinky "values", and a vibe would just get annoying eventually
Only be able to touch your dick/pussy and not your ass or only be able to touch your ass but not dick/pussy?
pussy and not ass
Only wear high heels (6in+ heel) or only be able to walk on all fours?
this one's tough because both are physically demanding... but i guess walk on all fours seems like it'd be healthier in the long run
Have to ask permission every time you use the toilet or be forced into diapers 24/7?
have to ask permission every time.
Be able to lactate from your nipples or have an orgasm just from nipple stimulation?
have an orgasm from nipple stimulation!
Have to wear a collar 24/7 or not be allowed to wear underwear?
i think... man i like both of these! i think not being allowed underwear ultimately would be my choice, but i wouldn't be opposed to a more stealthy collar
Get your nippes pierced or get a gential piercing?
nipples pierced! maybe some day............
 
Have no nipples or 2 inch/5 cm long nipples?
2 inch long nipples. Nipples are a big part of my sexual escapades, what with all the pain and pleasure opportunities they bring to the table!

Never be able to have an orgasm or cum spontaneously a few times throughout the the day
Hmmm... hmmm... maybe it's the pink horny fog speaking, but rn leaning towards never being able to have an orgasm... as long as I never stop craving for one... like just now 🥵

Have a 2 in dick and be able to cum multiple times in a row or a 12 in dick but only be able to cum once a day?
Not applicable

Be forced to wear a vibrator 24/7 or locked in chastity 24/7?
Locked in chastity 24/7. Again, I blame the pink fog in my brain right now lol

Only be able to touch your dick/pussy and not your ass or only be able to touch your ass but not dick/pussy?
Only be able to touch my ass and not my pussy... have to stay on-theme with my answers!

Only wear high heels (6in+ heel) or only be able to walk on all fours?
Only wear 6in+ heels

Have to ask permission every time you use the toilet or be forced into diapers 24/7?
Have to ask permission every time I use the toilet

Be able to lactate from your nipples or have an orgasm just from nipple stimulation?
Be able to have an orgasm just from nipple stimulation. Something I've tried to achieve without success so far. I can get close, frustratingly close, but never all the way

Have to wear a collar 24/7 or not be allowed to wear underwear?
Not be allowed to wear underwear

Get your nippes pierced or get a gential piercing?
This is a tough one but in the interest of staying on theme, I choose genital piercing. Maybe a clit hood, especially if I learn to cum just from nipple stimulation? Or maybe have my pussy pierced shut?

Sorry went a little too extreme there in my haze of desperation 😅
 
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