May 2026
This month's theme: "may"
Please choose one of the following:
Option 1: Master/Mistress may I…?
For a full day you will ask your master for permission for all the basics: using the bathroom, taking a shower/bath, eating, dressing and going to sleep. You do not have to ask for drinks.
If you have a Dominant partner, you can let them decide these things for you. But if not, you can use the following dice to decide.
* Unless otherwise specified you must wait 60 minutes between asking for the same.
* If any of the dice rolls do not work within your limits, you are free to change them before asking
"May I use the bathroom?"
1 - No. Ask again in 30 minutes.
2 - No. Drink 300 ml of water and ask again in 30 minutes.
3 - You may, but you must wet yourself or pee in a diaper. You may change in 1 hour.
4 - You may, but not in a toilet
5 - You may, but you must do so completely naked
6 - You may
"May I take a shower/bath?"
1 - No. Not today.
2 - No. Ask again in 2 hours.
3 - You may, but cold
4 - You may, but you must sing and dance the whole time
5 - You may, but you must do so fully clothed (shoes exempt)
6 - You may
"May I please get dressed?"
1 - No. Ask again in 1 hour.
2 - No. You must remain in your sleeping attire for the day.
3 - You may, but no underwear or socks allowed.
4 - You may, but in a single color only, head to toe (shoes don’t count)
5 - You may, but you must blindfold yourself and then dress using just one hand
6 - You may
"May I please eat something?"
1 - No. Ask again in 60 minutes.
2 - No. Get some food. Smell it. Kiss it. Take a picture of it. Then put it away and ask again in 60 minutes.
3 - You may, but without using your hands
4 - You may, but while completely naked and watching yourself in the mirror
5 - You may, but healthy food only
6 - You may
"May I please go to sleep now?"
1 - No. Ask again in 10 minutes.
2 - No. Do something productive and ask again in 30 min
3 - You may, but naked only
4 - You may, but not in a bed
5 - You may, but you must sleep in a kinky way (ex a toy inserted or some light bondage)
6 - You may
Option 2: May the Force be with you
You are not a Jedi, but that doesn't mean you can't use force! On yourself or, even better, applied to you by someone else.
Get all the toys or household implements that deliver some type of force: spanking, puncturing/piercing, crushing, electric, vibrating…
Try to apply to different body parts and get creative! Bonus points for using as many different force types as you can.
The amount of pain is not the goal but getting creative and versatile is!
Option 3: Cinco the Mayo
You don’t have to do this dare on May 5th but of course that would be a bonus. What you will have to do is use mayonnaise! In five different and creative ways!
Maybe you can use some mayo for lube. Maybe you can write something on your body with it. Or maybe you can invent a recipe using too much mayo and then eat it in front of the mirror getting all messy.
Alternatively you may also use any of the standard ingredients of mayo: egg, oil and vinegar or lemon juice. If you do choose this option, make sure to use them all.
Be creative and be sure to use five distinct ways to celebrate this lovely holiday!
Option 4: Maybe, Maybe, Maybe
This is an option for Doms or anyone who prefers not to do a dare themselves. Write a creative and inclusive dare that will provide most people both pain and pleasure. Or that can be both a hate and a love.
Of course different people are into different things, but the challenge is to make it work and provide a fun dichotomy for most.
Post this dare in the Kinky Playground for all to enjoy.
Proof: Report and picture. Remember photos do not need to contain you. They can be anything related to the dare.
Deadline: May 31
After the deadline, we will post a poll to choose a winner for this month’s Monthly Mischief. The winner will get a custom badge for their profile.
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