Throwback to a few years ago ...
Mr. Devious and I recently decided to try a new kink. We wanted to try sounding, which requires that everything remain as sterile as possible.
So one night last week as we were discussing this, we decided to look around on amazon for sterile lube. The most important part was that the lube came in individual packets.
We found a few different options and decided that in order to save a bit of money we would order the box of 72 packets. That would be enough for lots of kinky fun. It only cost about $20 and had free shipping so why not?
We also order the few other supplies we would need and then we waited. Thankfully amazon is amazing and our shipments both arrived on Wednesday. Unfortunately we both get home from work too late to get to the post office in time to get our package, so we had to wait some more.
Normally my father in law will go check the mail for us once a week since it is such a hassle for us to get there, but thankfully this week he was too busy and didn't make it. Instead, I sent Mr. Devious on Saturday morning.
When he walked in the door with our package of lube, I couldn't stop laughing.
This is the box of lube that we were sent.
First of all, the size of this box is massive! There is not only 72 packets of lube, there is 12 boxes WITH 72 packets of lube. That is over 900 packets of lube!!!
What the hell does one couple do with that much lube? Where are we supposed to store that much lube? Does lube expire?
Well ... I guess all my friends are getting lube for Christmas!
The second thing is that the box came exactly like that. No outer packaging. This was NOT a discreet shipment in anyway. Thank GOD it was not me who had to go to the post office. I would have dropped dead from embarrassment. Mr. Devious is a lot more calm and cool in situations like that.
I am so glad his parents didn't see it though. How do you explain that much lube? What does the post office think we are doing?
I am still giggling as I write this.
There is SO MUCH lube!!!!!
Mr. Devious and I recently decided to try a new kink. We wanted to try sounding, which requires that everything remain as sterile as possible.
So one night last week as we were discussing this, we decided to look around on amazon for sterile lube. The most important part was that the lube came in individual packets.
We found a few different options and decided that in order to save a bit of money we would order the box of 72 packets. That would be enough for lots of kinky fun. It only cost about $20 and had free shipping so why not?
We also order the few other supplies we would need and then we waited. Thankfully amazon is amazing and our shipments both arrived on Wednesday. Unfortunately we both get home from work too late to get to the post office in time to get our package, so we had to wait some more.
Normally my father in law will go check the mail for us once a week since it is such a hassle for us to get there, but thankfully this week he was too busy and didn't make it. Instead, I sent Mr. Devious on Saturday morning.
When he walked in the door with our package of lube, I couldn't stop laughing.
This is the box of lube that we were sent.
First of all, the size of this box is massive! There is not only 72 packets of lube, there is 12 boxes WITH 72 packets of lube. That is over 900 packets of lube!!!
What the hell does one couple do with that much lube? Where are we supposed to store that much lube? Does lube expire?
Well ... I guess all my friends are getting lube for Christmas!
The second thing is that the box came exactly like that. No outer packaging. This was NOT a discreet shipment in anyway. Thank GOD it was not me who had to go to the post office. I would have dropped dead from embarrassment. Mr. Devious is a lot more calm and cool in situations like that.
I am so glad his parents didn't see it though. How do you explain that much lube? What does the post office think we are doing?
I am still giggling as I write this.
There is SO MUCH lube!!!!!
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