KinkKitten
A menace
- Toy Name
- Lovense Solace Pro
- Description
- Remote Control Stroking machine
- Price
- €199.00
- Pros
- Evil
- Cons
- Potential to be super Evil
- Would you recommend?
- Yes
So @bunzie has pointed me to put my writing skills to writing a toy review about my newest addition.
I've never written a toy review before. I suppose I talk about sleek lines? Ergonomic interface?
Solid construction? Four wheel dri- wait.
Hmmm... Lets try this my way shall we?
What is it? It's a devil in the form of a hands free, desk mountable, stroking toy. Otherwise known as The Lovense Solace Pro.
Why did you get it? I was horny after a week of being a teased and denied kitten toy and have disposable income. Go figure!
But more importantly, Kitten, what's it like to use?
Hang on to your butts, we're deep diving the experience!
So I settled in, toy in position, lubed up and ready to go. I had three edges to do. Simple. A perfect little test of a new toy.
I synced the app and turned it on. SHUNK!
It was like the fricken Terminator! Like an over-enthusiastic Dalek! The sleeve slid into place with Skynet level precision, essentially pinning me to the chair.
Uh oh...
I took a breath. This was fine. I just had a device that had just locked into place with the sound of a piston, engulfing my most sensitive organ.
What could go wrong?
I browsed some patterns and then picked one simply labelled 'Edge'. 10 minutes. How bad could it be?
Well 6 edges later and with my subby brain dribbling out of my ears I reported my task done.
You see it's GOOD. It not just good it's GREAT! It feels like being stroked with silk, and the sleeve and fit is so good for me that it hits ALL the good spots with every full movement.
The pattern I picked? Clearly constructed by a succubi with a PHD in teasing. It managed to edge me 6 times, without me needing to adjust the pattern or hit pause.
All I had to do was squirm and whimper. Hooo boy... Well, I lived up t my assignment just as the solace lived up to its end of the bargain.
So there you have it dear reader! But why did I call it my best mistake?
Well, because I have feeling, It's going to get a LOT of use.
If I like it or not.
Keep Squirming Cuties!
-Kitten
I've never written a toy review before. I suppose I talk about sleek lines? Ergonomic interface?
Solid construction? Four wheel dri- wait.
Hmmm... Lets try this my way shall we?
What is it? It's a devil in the form of a hands free, desk mountable, stroking toy. Otherwise known as The Lovense Solace Pro.
Why did you get it? I was horny after a week of being a teased and denied kitten toy and have disposable income. Go figure!
But more importantly, Kitten, what's it like to use?
Hang on to your butts, we're deep diving the experience!
So I settled in, toy in position, lubed up and ready to go. I had three edges to do. Simple. A perfect little test of a new toy.
I synced the app and turned it on. SHUNK!
It was like the fricken Terminator! Like an over-enthusiastic Dalek! The sleeve slid into place with Skynet level precision, essentially pinning me to the chair.
Uh oh...
I took a breath. This was fine. I just had a device that had just locked into place with the sound of a piston, engulfing my most sensitive organ.
What could go wrong?
I browsed some patterns and then picked one simply labelled 'Edge'. 10 minutes. How bad could it be?
Well 6 edges later and with my subby brain dribbling out of my ears I reported my task done.
You see it's GOOD. It not just good it's GREAT! It feels like being stroked with silk, and the sleeve and fit is so good for me that it hits ALL the good spots with every full movement.
The pattern I picked? Clearly constructed by a succubi with a PHD in teasing. It managed to edge me 6 times, without me needing to adjust the pattern or hit pause.
All I had to do was squirm and whimper. Hooo boy... Well, I lived up t my assignment just as the solace lived up to its end of the bargain.
So there you have it dear reader! But why did I call it my best mistake?
Well, because I have feeling, It's going to get a LOT of use.
If I like it or not.
Keep Squirming Cuties!
-Kitten
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